Merry ------- Christmas Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, they have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad and not in our holiday
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say
[Chorus]
Hey, there, Mr. Muslim, merry ------- Christmas
Put down that book, the Quran and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and ------- celebrate
[Verse 2]
There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings and that is just absurd
They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout
[Chorus]
Hey, there, Mr. Hinduist, merry ------- Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the missus
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and ------- celebrate
[Verse 3]
Now I heard that in Japan, everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin
On December 25, all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say
[Chorus]
Hey, there, Mr. Shintoist, merry ------- Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus and merry ------- Christmas to you
[Outro]
On Christmas Day
I travel 'round the world and say
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists and all you atheists too
Merry ------- Christmas to you
Oh, thank you, Mr. Hat
