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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Gregory Bovino has been removed from his role as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to his former job in El Centro, California, where he is expected to retire soon, according to a DHS official and two people with knowledge of the change.

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Dana Bash grills Bovino to provide any evidence that Alex Pretti "assaulted law enforcement" and Bovino has absolutely nothing

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Jan 25, 2026 at 9:26 AM

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#1 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-26 09:24 PM | Reply

Was he presented with the, ~retire or be fired~ dictum?

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-26 09:34 PM | Reply

I hope somebody 2nd amendment's that -------.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-26 09:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

German media likens US border patrol official's coat to Nazi look'
www.theguardian.com

... A greatcoat worn by the senior US border patrol official Gregory Bovino, who has spearheaded aggressive immigration operations across the country, has raised eyebrows in German media with some commentators saying it resembled a fascist aesthetic.

Bovino has been an increasingly recognisable figure during the raids in Minneapolis for the brass-buttoned, calf-length olive green coat, which is unlike the fatigues and body armor worn by many of the federal agents.

Along with his close-shorn haircut, the media organization Der Spiegel suggested in a video feature that Bovino's look recalled that of a Nazi officer.

Arno Frank, a writer at Der Spiegel, said in a separate article that what he described as the "authoritarian intervention" in the US was still establishing its "distinctive aesthetic".

"No wonder, then, that figures like Bovino are resorting to tried-and-tested models," he said. While the other federal agents seem to wear "whatever they have to hand", he argued that Bovino "stands out from this thuggish mob, just as an elegant SS officer stands out from the rowdy SA mob. The dashing undercut is also spot on; all that's missing for the perfect cosplay is a monocle."

Another German media outlet, Sddeutsche Zeitung, made similar comments. "Other countries also had these coats, but Bovino's outfits complete the Nazi look: a closely cropped haircut, as if he had taken a photo of [assassinated SA leader] Ernst Rohm to the barber," it said. ...


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-01-26 09:39 PM | Reply

The Downfall Bovino edition is pretty good.

bsky.app

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-27 01:00 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I hope somebody 2nd amendment's that -----.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-26 09:38 PM | Reply | Flag: Won't be long, I imagine.

"Good-for-nothing fascist Gregory Bovino has an estimated net worth between $1 million and $2 million. This figure stems primarily from his long career in federal law enforcement, where salaries for senior Border Patrol officials range from $180,000 to $220,000 annually, depending on executive service levels."

This terrible excuse for a human being who caused so much pain and misery to the country will receive a magnificent retirement check every two weeks for the rest of his life when the mandatory age of 57 kicks in, all paid for by the hardworking American taxpayer.

I trust "Little Napoleon" will exercise the utmost tradecraft in his dotage in either North Carolina or Florida, or wherever he slimes his way to for his retirement.


#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 01:17 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

The Downfall Bovino edition is pretty good.
bsky.app

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-27 01:00 AM | Reply | Flag: Karma Will Catch Up to Greg Bovino

The Bunker version of Der Fuhrer raging about "Yes" when they changed their lineup and sound was excellent as well.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 01:29 AM | Reply

Bovino is being re-located to another state, he's not losing his position.

Tom Homan is replacing him in Minneapolis.

This will go well..

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-27 01:48 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

John Fugelsang

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social

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Greg Bovino, America's shortest Nazi, is not being fired or even demoted.

He's just being moved around, like a predator priest.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-27 02:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"Predator priest."

Greg Bovino is a roving, blasphemous plague-spot menacing the countryside until, in the name of justice and all that is good, he has been transmitted to the next realm by a well-armed Samaritan with a sharp eye and a steady hand.



#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 03:24 AM | Reply

US Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) recently stated that even after the two executions in Minnesota, he opposes abolishing ICE and DHS.

Come again?

Worse, this lunatic demonstrates more concern about Israelis than his fellow Americans.

On his webpage, he has a prominent photo of a slain IDF soldier whose body was recovered and ZERO photographs of either
Renee Good or Alex Pretti. See for yourself in the link at bottom.

And Fetterman collects a robust $174,000 annual salary with platinum health coverage as a US Senator. As Pennsylvania Lieutenant-Governor, he pocketed $217,610 pushing papers around.

Does John Fetterman recall which country he lives in and whose people he is supposed to serve?

Maybe this meshugenah who said NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani wasn't a real Democrat should campaign for a seat in the Knesset instead of the US Senate.

What a colossal waste of money, oxygen, American taxpayer dollars, and brain cells this weirdo "Democrat" is.

Link: www.fetterman.senate.gov

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 03:48 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If the man had been a bit taller, he might have kept it.

#12 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-27 08:56 AM | Reply

I also hear he was kicked out of the lolipop guild.

#13 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-27 09:44 AM | Reply

Maybe if he did something with that hair?

WTF is up with that? Is he trying to grow spikes? Maybe he should try a Mohawk and a spiked collar. He is just a punk after all. Probably bullied a lot as a kid. That might explain why he grew up to be an ARSE.

#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-27 09:55 AM | Reply

#9,

Yep. He'll be able to retire and collect a check from the US taxpayers every two weeks for the rest of his miserable life. Probably while also working at Palantir or Flock or a16z or whatever.

#15 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-27 09:56 AM | Reply

I saw an appropriate meme this morning - "Sending Homan to replace Bovino is like -------- your pants and changing your shirt"

#16 | Posted by Sezu at 2026-01-27 10:02 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

He is a good fit for Backwater who had to become "Xe Services" in 2009, the "Academi" in 2011, and eventually merging into "Constellis Holdings" in 2014. All in order to hide their crimes and hope that we will lose track of them and forget who and what they are and what they have done.

But the Internet never forgets.

#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-27 10:13 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

CNN reports DHS suspended Bovino's access to his social media accounts effective immediately. He had used X to troll critics, share mugshots of arrested immigrants, and publicize his cable news appearances. Over the weekend, he was still scrapping with lawmakers online, accusing Alex Pretti of assaulting officers - a claim the video doesn't support. They didn't just sideline him operationally. They took away his megaphone.

Mediaite One Sheet

#18 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-27 11:19 AM | Reply

#3

They just need to make sure they're wearing face covering, sunglasses and ICE gear. Nobody will ever catch them.

#19 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-01-27 12:07 PM | Reply

"Sending Tom Homan to replace Greg Bovino is like shi**ing your pants and changing your shirt"

#16 | Posted by Sezu at 2026-01-27 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag: Quip of the Month Nomination


#20 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 12:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Yes. Fetterman and his broken brain were given a chance.

The broken brain won out.

Which is unfortunate.

#21 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-01-27 12:43 PM | Reply

Fetterman has called for Noem to be fired.

thehill.com

#22 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-01-27 01:03 PM | Reply

fetterman for president!

#23 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-27 01:40 PM | Reply

fetterman for president!

#23 | POSTED BY JOHN_SAVAGE1

Great. Another dain bramaged American with their hand on the nuclear trigger.

No thanks.

#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-27 01:43 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Greg Bovino is a roving, blasphemous plague-spot menacing the countryside until, in the name of justice and all that is good, he has been transmitted to the next realm by a well-armed Samaritan with a sharp eye and a steady hand.

FYI

Pro Tip: For an armored target I don't recommend aiming at the center of the body mass.

Aim for the soft spots.

And remember ... Double Tap!

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-27 01:47 PM | Reply

Thanks, Marine!

On the range we used to call head shots "failure drills."

But maybe this human gumboil Greg Bovino can do us all a favor by catching a heart attack, stroke, or the bubonic plague.

#26 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 01:53 PM | Reply

Aim for the soft spots.

Or aim for the hard spot and miss... kinda like the Charlie Kirk scenario.

#27 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-01-27 01:53 PM | Reply

Border Patrol just shot someone else.

A person was shot in an incident involving U.S. Border Patrol in Arizona on Tuesday, according to a Pima County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman.

The individual, who has not been identified, was shot in southern Pima County near milepost 15 of West Arivaca Road at around 7:30 a.m., according to a news release from the Santa Rita Fire District. The fire department said it transported the person in critical condition.

One person in critical condition after being shot in incident involving Border Patrol in Arizona

#28 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-27 02:06 PM | Reply

"Trump says Noem won't step down

President Donald Trump spoke with reporters before departing for a political rally in Iowa and was asked if DHS Secretary Kristi Noem would step down.

"No," he responded."

abc30.com

Why? Why not? Hulk Hogan is still avail as a replacement!

#29 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-27 02:17 PM | Reply

Border Patrol just shot someone else.

On Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, Republican voters unleashed right-wing death squads onto the streets of Amerikkka.

We are all Palestinians now.

#30 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 02:28 PM | Reply

Hulk Hogan has been dead since last July.

#31 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-27 02:39 PM | Reply

"Hulk Hogan has been dead since last July."

Does that necessarily disqualify him?

AI Hulk lives on.

#32 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-01-27 02:51 PM | Reply

I think Lou Ferrigno is still alive.

#33 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-01-27 02:51 PM | Reply

Maybe Greg's going to the Olympics?

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will join a security team from the State Department at the Olympics "to vet and mitigate risks from transnational criminal organizations," D.H.S. said in a statement attributed to Tricia McLaughlin, the department's assistant secretary for public affairs.

Italy's requested clarification as Italians express fury over ICE actions in MN. Italy has stated ICE agents will not be allowed to be deployed on any Italian street.

#34 | Posted by YAV at 2026-01-27 03:39 PM | Reply

I've been to El Centro, and it is a fitting place for a short guy with a long opinion of himself. Hell, one can even see the border from there. As for illegals, they are all over the vicinity, mostly working seasonal jobs in the fields, and protected by the local farmers, none of whom want some cosplaying Nazi with a Totenkopf on his shirt goose-stepping around the help...

#35 | Posted by catdog at 2026-01-27 03:40 PM | Reply

apnews.com

What a sh*tshow.

Thanks Republican voters.

#36 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-27 03:43 PM | Reply

The world should boycott the Olympics and the World Cup.

Fuck Trump.

Release the Epstein Files.

#37 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-27 03:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The Zombie Hulk Hogan Lives!

And would be kinder and better looking than Noem.

#38 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-27 03:58 PM | Reply

HH was just a character anyway. They could just have an actor dress up as him. Most people probably wouldn't know the difference, likw with Tony Clifton.

#39 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-01-27 04:14 PM | Reply

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