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Iran threatens retaliatory attacks on oil facilities across Gulf after Israeli strikes
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CNN's Frederik Pleitgen says black, oil-contaminated rain is falling over Tehran after strikes on oil facilities by U.S./Israeli airstrikes.[image or embed] -- Fared Al Mahlool | ÙØ±Ùد اÙÙ ... ØÙÙÙ (@faredalmahlool.bsky.social) Mar 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
CNN's Frederik Pleitgen says black, oil-contaminated rain is falling over Tehran after strikes on oil facilities by U.S./Israeli airstrikes.[image or embed]
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"Ayatollah Mohsen Heidari Alekasir suggested the figure chosen to succeed the supreme leader would most probably be someone opposed by Washington.
He said the "Great Satan" " Iran's term for the US " had inadvertently done the assembly "a kind of service" by publicly criticising certain candidates. His remarks appeared to refer to comments by Donald Trump, who said it would be unacceptable for clerics to select Khamenei's son Mojtaba as successor.
Mojtaba Khamenei, the deceased supreme leader's son. Photograph: Office of the Iranian Supreme Leader/Reuters
"Someone opposed by the enemy is more likely to benefit Iran and Islam," Heidari Alekasir said."
#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 01:08 PM | Reply
"Iran's New Supreme Leader Has Been Selected"
#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-08 01:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 2
#2
I thought that's who it was, but I wasn't sure!
#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 01:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Has Jarvanka been fitted for a turban yet?
#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 01:25 PM | Reply
#4
King of Iran, Prince of Israel, and Gov of Gaza!
#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 02:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
White smoke from a fancy mosque?
#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-08 02:01 PM | Reply
Could be Reich Marshall of Havana too, but I think that's Little Marco's gig.
#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 02:04 PM | Reply
Vicar of Venezuela!
#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 02:33 PM | Reply
Gauleiter of Greenland!
#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 02:47 PM | Reply
Here's the new Assatollah.
babylonbee.com
#10 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-08 02:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
#10
that's hilarious
#11 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 03:01 PM | Reply
#10 | Posted by rf4b
Ha ha! "Weekend At Ali's"
#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-08 05:23 PM | Reply
It's Khamenei's son, confirmed by Iranian state TV
#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-08 05:36 PM | Reply
bsky.app
#14 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-08 05:41 PM | Reply
from #14 "Hoodlum @nothoodlum.bsky.social
Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah's son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead."
#15 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 07:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Here's how the process played out.
youtu.be
#16 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-08 08:51 PM | Reply
Definitely don't stand close to that guy.
#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-09 04:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
Iran threatens retaliatory strikes? What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?
#18 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-10 02:46 AM | Reply
What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?
I would assume they would use drones.
#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-10 02:57 AM | Reply
Khamenei was selected as a big FUVK YOU to Trump/Netanyahu.
It's Working.
Hereditary Succession is mostly Taboo in Iran.
They are Not a Monarchy, they are a Republic with free Elections except for Supreme Leader, for them it's Election by High Clerics.
Still an ELECTED position.
No Kings in Iran.
The Shah,may he Burn in Hell, was their last HEREDITARY Ruler.
That's the "Democracy" The West wants for Iran. Under the Shah the Secret Police Terrorized everyone for Years.
The Shah was a Tyrant not a President.
#20 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-11 01:06 PM | Reply
they are a Republic with free Elections
Of course there are elections in Iran, it's simply a coincidence the candidate the ayatollah favors always wins.
There's also elections in Russia and North Korea.
Republicans are desperate to bring such "elections" here to America.
We are seeing Republicans attempt rig our elections to repeat such results here in America.
Texas being a shining example of how republicans will cheat in November.
#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-11 01:32 PM | Reply
Reports indicate that Iran is indeed mining the Strait of Hormuz. The markets reversed course immediately, with oil spiking again and stocks tanking. Iran's timing here is important: as soon as trump started with the BS about this war ending soon, Iran responded by mining the Strait. That's as clear a "f#$! you" as you see in international relations.
#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-11 01:35 PM | Reply
The midterm elections are on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.
The aiders and abettors in Congress of the ecocide in Iran and our plummeting economy may pay a steep price for letting this happen to America, Iran, and the world.
James Talarico (D) is leading all candidates in Texas and in 2025 Democrat Zohran Mamdani was elected NYC Mayor.
Links:
www.trackaipac.com
www.boughtbyzionism.org
www.rejectaipac.org
comdsd.org
en.wikipedia.org
#23 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-11 01:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
well if they do....which I doubt...they already have footage of the US bombing large stretches
of downtown and civilian heavy Tehran..........just one problem....it's all AI footage.
--proven with current time stamped footage.
but hey....Irainian propaganda / dem but humping media whores........same pile of liar.
#24 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-11 06:27 PM | Reply
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