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CNN's Frederik Pleitgen says black, oil-contaminated rain is falling over Tehran after strikes on oil facilities by U.S./Israeli airstrikes.

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-- Fared Al Mahlool | ÙØ±Ùد اÙÙ ... ØÙÙÙ (@faredalmahlool.bsky.social) Mar 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM

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"Ayatollah Mohsen Heidari Alekasir suggested the figure chosen to succeed the supreme leader would most probably be someone opposed by Washington.

He said the "Great Satan" " Iran's term for the US " had inadvertently done the assembly "a kind of service" by publicly criticising certain candidates. His remarks appeared to refer to comments by Donald Trump, who said it would be unacceptable for clerics to select Khamenei's son Mojtaba as successor.

Mojtaba Khamenei, the deceased supreme leader's son. Photograph: Office of the Iranian Supreme Leader/Reuters

"Someone opposed by the enemy is more likely to benefit Iran and Islam," Heidari Alekasir said."

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 01:08 PM | Reply

"Iran's New Supreme Leader Has Been Selected"

#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-08 01:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#2

I thought that's who it was, but I wasn't sure!

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 01:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Has Jarvanka been fitted for a turban yet?

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 01:25 PM | Reply

#4

King of Iran, Prince of Israel, and Gov of Gaza!

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 02:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

White smoke from a fancy mosque?

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-08 02:01 PM | Reply

King of Iran, Prince of Israel, and Gov of Gaza!

Could be Reich Marshall of Havana too, but I think that's Little Marco's gig.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 02:04 PM | Reply

Vicar of Venezuela!

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 02:33 PM | Reply

Gauleiter of Greenland!

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-08 02:47 PM | Reply

Here's the new Assatollah.

babylonbee.com

#10 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-08 02:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

#10

that's hilarious

#11 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 03:01 PM | Reply

Here's the new Assatollah.

babylonbee.com

#10 | Posted by rf4b

Ha ha! "Weekend At Ali's"

#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-08 05:23 PM | Reply

It's Khamenei's son, confirmed by Iranian state TV

#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-08 05:36 PM | Reply

It's Khamenei's son, confirmed by Iranian state TV

bsky.app

#14 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-08 05:41 PM | Reply

from #14
"Hoodlum
@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Eric Trump calls the Ayatollah's son an incompetent moron who only got his position through nepotism. Irony is dead."

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-08 07:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Here's how the process played out.

youtu.be

#16 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-08 08:51 PM | Reply

Definitely don't stand close to that guy.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-09 04:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Iran threatens retaliatory strikes? What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

#18 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-10 02:46 AM | Reply

What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

I would assume they would use drones.

#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-10 02:57 AM | Reply

Khamenei was selected as a big FUVK YOU to Trump/Netanyahu.

It's Working.

Hereditary Succession is mostly Taboo in Iran.

They are Not a Monarchy, they are a Republic with free Elections except for Supreme Leader, for them it's Election by High Clerics.

Still an ELECTED position.

No Kings in Iran.

The Shah,may he Burn in Hell, was their last HEREDITARY Ruler.

That's the "Democracy" The West wants for Iran. Under the Shah the Secret Police Terrorized everyone for Years.

The Shah was a Tyrant not a President.

#20 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-11 01:06 PM | Reply

they are a Republic with free Elections

Of course there are elections in Iran, it's simply a coincidence the candidate the ayatollah favors always wins.

There's also elections in Russia and North Korea.

Republicans are desperate to bring such "elections" here to America.

We are seeing Republicans attempt rig our elections to repeat such results here in America.

Texas being a shining example of how republicans will cheat in November.

#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-11 01:32 PM | Reply

Reports indicate that Iran is indeed mining the Strait of Hormuz. The markets reversed course immediately, with oil spiking again and stocks tanking. Iran's timing here is important: as soon as trump started with the BS about this war ending soon, Iran responded by mining the Strait. That's as clear a "f#$! you" as you see in international relations.

#22 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-11 01:35 PM | Reply

The midterm elections are on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026.

The aiders and abettors in Congress of the ecocide in Iran and our plummeting economy may pay a steep price for letting this happen to America, Iran, and the world.

James Talarico (D) is leading all candidates in Texas and in 2025 Democrat Zohran Mamdani was elected NYC Mayor.

Links:

www.trackaipac.com

www.boughtbyzionism.org

www.rejectaipac.org

comdsd.org

en.wikipedia.org

#23 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-11 01:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

well if they do....which I doubt...they already have footage of the US bombing large stretches

of downtown and civilian heavy Tehran..........just one problem....it's all AI footage.

--proven with current time stamped footage.

but hey....Irainian propaganda / dem but ------- media whores........same pile of liar.

#24 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-03-11 06:27 PM | Reply

Definitely don't stand close to that guy.
#17 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG AT 2026-03-09 04:17 PM | FLAG: | FUNNY: 3

and he's been blown up. Reportedly in a coma and missing a leg.

Which means whatever medical facility he's in is about to be blown up, even if it's near a school during school hours.

#25 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-12 09:54 AM | Reply

Iran threatens retaliatory strikes? What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

Hey moron, Iran is winning the actual war or what do you think will happen when oil is at $200/barrel?

#26 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 09:58 AM | Reply

What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

They've deployed mines and struck three tankers.

This is how your suck up to Donald Trump really shows.

#27 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:15 AM | Reply

Posted by BellRinger

When Trump makes his attempt to subvert the midterms, I look forward to your justification.

#28 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:16 AM | Reply

what do you think will happen when oil is at $200/barrel?

#26 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

He will think that Trump won.

#29 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:17 AM | Reply

What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

It's a whole new world!

A whole new world (don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand MINES to see (hold your breath, it gets better)
ITS like a shooting WAR
We've come so far
WE can't go back to where WE used to be!

#30 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-12 10:19 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

What are they going to do - drop bombs from flying carpets?

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

I dunno.

Set of a bomb in your local mall?

You want to bomb them twice as hard after that.

MAGA is good about fantasizing war.

Understanding the reality, not at all.

#31 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:25 AM | Reply

#18 | Posted by BellRinger

The only way to break through Trump's criminal apathy to the damage he's causing people much better than he is is for an Iranian drone to burn down Mara-a-Lago.

He'd stay in that nice new bunker of us and the only thing we'd see of him would be AI animation.

#32 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:30 AM | Reply

3? More like 16 to 19 ships

Again, WE ARE LOSING

BADLY

This is an economic war

Iran holds many, many cards.

There is only the ladder of escalation.

Either you go up the ladder or you go down

Either you do more destruction or you stop

US and Israel simply cannot hit enough targets to stop the attacks on the oil "pipline"

That means escalation, moving up the ladder

Which means moving towards attacking Iranian oil and civil infrastructure

Hitting the oil will mean even HIGHER oil prices.

Hitting the civil infrastructure, means, if the escalation moves sufficiently up the ladder, to attacking the desalination plants.

Well, the gulf states and Israel ALSO have desalination plants

And Iran can and will hit them.

And if you didn't know, Israel already attacked Iran's oil and desalination plants but were apparently told to back off.

This is edge of the abyss stuff

And we reached it REAL quick

Oh and a couple more rungs up the escalation ladder are tactical nukes.

Are YOU comfortable Trump won't try one?

#33 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 10:32 AM | Reply

If you weren't aware, Iran's drone and missile and targeting ability/capacity has come as a HUGE shock to the US military.

#34 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 10:33 AM | Reply

And we have reports that Iran tried/is trying to hit the continental US with drones.

As a caveat, this is coming from the Trump administration so take it with a truckload of salt.

Are there Iranian cargo ships out there with drones?

Maybe that is fear mongering by the Trump administration.

Maybe not

#35 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 10:36 AM | Reply

3? More like 16 to 19 ships

Again, WE ARE LOSING

BADLY

The first casualty in any war is the Truth.

More like 6-7. Did you hear me? 6-7!!

lol

And we are also not "losing".

But we are also not "winning". Only time will tell whether we will win anything other than an enemy forever.

As of March 12, 2026, at least six to seven vessels, including oil tankers and cargo ships, have been struck or attacked in the Gulf and Strait of Hormuz. Recent incidents involved projectiles hitting ships like the Mayuree Naree, Star Gwyneth, and ONE Majesty, causing damage and fires.

#36 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-12 11:31 AM | Reply

As of March 12, 2026, at least 16 to 19 commercial vessels have been attacked, damaged, or hit by Iranian forces, including drone boats and explosives, in the Persian Gulf and Strait of Hormuz since conflict began on February 28, 2026. These, according to USNI News, include tankers and cargo ships.

Key Details of the Attacks:
Total Impact: Reports indicate 16"19 ships have been hit or damaged, causing significant disruption to the Strait of Hormuz.
Recent Activity: On March 11"12, 2026, multiple vessels were targeted, including the Marshall Islands-flagged Safesea Vishnu and Zefyros, as well as the Thai-flagged Mayuree Naree.
Methods: Attacks have involved explosive-laden boats, drones, and projectiles, resulting in fires and crew injuries, with at least one crew member killed in an attack near Iraq.
Location: The majority of incidents are occurring in the Persian Gulf and near the Strait of Hormuz.

The situation is described as chaotic, with Iran targeting vessels amidst rising regional tensions.

If you think that attacking this many ships isn't huge you are simply wrong.

This could literally be the beginning of WW3

#37 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 11:44 AM | Reply

Trump says rising oil prices make the US money
President Donald Trump has said that when oil prices go up, the US makes money.

"The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money", he wrote in a Truth Social post.

He added that of "greater interest and importance" is stopping Iran from having nuclear weapons and "destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the world."

Thanks magat scum

#38 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 12:08 PM | Reply

They've deployed mines and struck three tankers.

#27 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-12 10:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

To deploy mines you have to deploy mine layers. Their attempts have ended poorly and less than 10 minutes have been laid. Just firing up the engines to get underway is a death sentence. The only thing that's having any success for them are small drones.

#39 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-12 01:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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