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Friday, May 29, 2026

Senior Pentagon leaders are putting together lists of uniformed US service members who will be offered the chance to attend the UFC fight at the White House next month hosted by President Donald Trump, but tickets will only be given to those who meet military body composition standards, according to guidance memos reviewed by CNN and sources familiar with the process.

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"Ticket recipients are required to meet the DOW waist-to-height ratio standard of less than 0.55, as well as all service specific physical fitness test requirements," one of the memos sent to service members says, using the Pentagon's preferred acronym for the agency.

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So the bald demented pedo will be... where?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-29 10:45 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-29 11:52 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM | Reply

"But, it's not a casting couch?"
If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.
#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM

"You mean, I can order myself a couch for sex with humans? That's brutal on Corinthian!" - JDV

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-30 03:12 AM | Reply

Beyond parody.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-30 07:29 AM | Reply

"The UFC will lose approximately $30 million hosting the event."

Link: www.militarytimes.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-30 11:24 AM | Reply

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#7 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-05-30 02:18 PM | Reply

Do you realize how f*&^ing stupid you are to post facebook memes as opinions?

You're the bottom of the barrel, s*&^bag.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-30 03:07 PM | Reply

MSG is a boomer who gets all his news from Facebook memes.

He's a window into the cult if Trump.

Ignorance is their most valued virtue.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-30 03:37 PM | Reply

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