No Fat Troops at White House UFC Fight

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Guidance memo on who can get free tickets to White House UFC Fight: "Ticket recipients are required to meet the DOW waist-to-height ratio standard of less than 0.55, as well as all service specific physical fitness test requirements," one of the memos sent to service members says, using the Pentagon's preferred acronym for the agency.

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Troops must meet weight standard to get free tickets to White House UFC fight

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So the bald demented pedo will be... where?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-29 10:45 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-29 11:52 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM | Reply

"But, it's not a casting couch?"
If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.
#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM

"You mean, I can order myself a couch for sex with humans? That's brutal on Corinthian!" - JDV

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-30 03:12 AM | Reply

Beyond parody.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-30 07:29 AM | Reply

"The UFC will lose approximately $30 million hosting the event."

Link: www.militarytimes.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-30 11:24 AM | Reply

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#7 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-05-30 02:18 PM | Reply

Do you realize how f*&^ing stupid you are to post facebook memes as opinions?

You're the bottom of the barrel, s*&^bag.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-30 03:07 PM | Reply

MSG is a boomer who gets all his news from Facebook memes.

He's a window into the cult if Trump.

Ignorance is their most valued virtue.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-30 03:37 PM | Reply

238 lbs. Lol

www.mediaite.com

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-30 05:18 PM | Reply

Do you realize how f*&^ing stupid you are to post facebook memes as opinions?
You're the bottom of the barrel, s*&^bag.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-30 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

You do realize the pic in that meme was a real pic at the White House Pride Day, right? You're the fkkn raetard who posted a parody article as an actual news source.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-05-30 05:45 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

More like 5'7", 300 lbs.

#12 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-05-31 07:03 AM | Reply

Turdfyck loves to take it up the ass

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-31 10:51 PM | Reply

How about the topless trannies? Will they be there again?

#14 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 07:50 AM | Reply

#13
Homo Fobe POS

#15 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 07:55 AM | Reply

Daddysfist is on all fours in hopes of receiving the orange pedo's decomposing paws.

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-01 08:00 AM | Reply

hi! hitler xoxo

#17 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 08:20 AM | Reply