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No Fat Troops at White House UFC Fight

Guidance memo on who can get free tickets to White House UFC Fight: "Ticket recipients are required to meet the DOW waist-to-height ratio standard of less than 0.55, as well as all service specific physical fitness test requirements," one of the memos sent to service members says, using the Pentagon's preferred acronym for the agency.

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Troops must meet weight standard to get free tickets to White House UFC fight

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So the bald demented pedo will be... where?

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-29 10:45 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-29 11:52 PM | Reply

But, it's not a casting couch?

If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM | Reply

"But, it's not a casting couch?"
If Lewzer sees something he likes, Hegseth might be toast.
#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-30 12:12 AM

"You mean, I can order myself a couch for sex with humans? That's brutal on Corinthian!" - JDV

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-05-30 03:12 AM | Reply

Beyond parody.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-30 07:29 AM | Reply

"The UFC will lose approximately $30 million hosting the event."

Link: www.militarytimes.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-30 11:24 AM | Reply

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#7 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-05-30 02:18 PM | Reply

Do you realize how f*&^ing stupid you are to post facebook memes as opinions?

You're the bottom of the barrel, s*&^bag.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-30 03:07 PM | Reply

MSG is a boomer who gets all his news from Facebook memes.

He's a window into the cult if Trump.

Ignorance is their most valued virtue.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-05-30 03:37 PM | Reply

238 lbs. Lol

www.mediaite.com

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-30 05:18 PM | Reply

Do you realize how f*&^ing stupid you are to post facebook memes as opinions?
You're the bottom of the barrel, s*&^bag.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-30 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

You do realize the pic in that meme was a real pic at the White House Pride Day, right? You're the fkkn raetard who posted a parody article as an actual news source.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-05-30 05:45 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

More like 5'7", 300 lbs.

#12 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-05-31 07:03 AM | Reply

Turdfyck loves to take it up the ass

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-31 10:51 PM | Reply

How about the topless trannies? Will they be there again?

#14 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 07:50 AM | Reply

#13
---- Fobe POS

#15 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 07:55 AM | Reply

Daddysfist is on all fours in hopes of receiving the orange pedo's decomposing paws.

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-01 08:00 AM | Reply

hi! hitler xoxo

#17 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-06-01 08:20 AM | Reply

You clowns can get set on fire and gutted.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-01 09:08 PM | Reply

@#11 ... You do realize the pic in that meme was a real pic at the White House Pride Day, right? ...

To me it looks like a FaceBook posting. (fbcdn.net in the link gives it away, that is the FaceBook content delivery network).).

So, the pic was from a Facebook post.

How does that show it was real?

#19 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-01 09:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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#20 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-01 09:50 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#20 Absolute Wow, Lamp...

Thank you!

#21 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-06-01 09:52 PM | Reply

"required to meet the DOW waist-to-height ratio standard of less than 0.55"

Are they going to be measured at the door? And they have pay for travel and lodging. Is this supporting the troops?

#22 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-06-02 01:18 PM | Reply

Rumors are circulating that UFC fight may be getting canceled.

Apparently, more than just the musicians are dropping out.

#23 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-02 01:32 PM | Reply

Rumors are circulating that UFC fight may be getting canceled.

Hegseth will take on all comers.

#24 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-02 01:33 PM | Reply

Rumors are circulating that UFC fight may be getting canceled.

If that RUMINT was true, that would really make my day.

#25 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-02 02:04 PM | Reply

I wonder if UFC understands how gay this event is beginning to look?

#26 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-06-02 02:52 PM | Reply

how gay this event is beginning to look?

Will Lewzer hit anyone with a folding chair?

#27 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-02 02:58 PM | Reply

All Trump had to do to make America's 250th birthday a success was make it about America.

I can barely remember the hype around 1976. But it was hyped up, all over the place.
People were proud for that Red White and Blue.

In 1976 we minted a special quarter with some dude who looks like the old New England Patriots mascot on it.
In 2026 we're talking about minting a Trump coin.
What a sad decline, and within the lifetimes of most everyone reading this.

#28 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-02 03:00 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#26
Based on appearances, that's nothing less than an unspoken, critical component of the operation's core demographic.

#29 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-02 03:00 PM | Reply

1976 was super hyped up and people seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
This one Trump effed up because it always has to be about him.

#30 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-02 03:02 PM | Reply

The combined figures for Donald and his coms goon Steve Cheung should be totaled and then divided by four platoons for purposes of admission to this sad circlej#rk.

#31 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-02 03:36 PM | Reply

1976 was super hyped up and people seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
This one Trump effed up because it always has to be about him.

Hi Doc Sarvis

1976 was the light at the end of a tunnel for many Americans.

Vietnam and Nixon were behind us.

Muhammad Ali defended his championship (again) after losing his title over Vietnam.

1976 was an Olympics year, as well as the year a gentle USN veteran from Georgia ran for POTUS.

2026 is the darkness at the beginning of a tunnel, thanks to Dummkopf Trumpf, Benjamin Netanyahu, and the mega-oligarchs.

#32 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-02 04:06 PM | Reply

And this is why you don't rely on social media:

The historic White House UFC event, officially titled "UFC Freedom 250," is not getting canceled. Despite recent internet rumors, the massive outdoor spectacle is confirmed to take place on June 14, 2026, on the South Lawn to celebrate America's 250th birthday and President Trump's 80th birthday.

#33 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-02 04:57 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

RUMINT wasn't true?

Too bad.

Maybe a freak lightning storm in Washington on 14 June can help us all out.

#34 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-02 05:38 PM | Reply

"to take place on June 14, 2026, on the South Lawn to celebrate ~~America's 250th birthday and~~ President Trump's 80th birthday."

#35 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-06-02 05:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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