Dept of Interior Will No Longer Report Deaths in US Parks

Thursday, June 25, 2026

The US Department of Interior will no longer report any deaths occurring in federal parks. The satanic Trumpf junta slashed 15% of the Dept of Interior workforce and this move is seen as a way to conceal their mistake as the sinister cabal seeks to privatize America's natural parks and resources. Approximately 350 people die in national parks each year, or about seven per week.

What will be left for us on 20 Jan 2029?

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 02:20 AM | Reply

All of this Administration's priorities are Wrong.

They have Government by the Corporations for the Elites.

Anything that Benefits Regular Citizens is on the chopping block to Subsidize Polluters,and Exploiters.

Half the country has decided this is just Wonderful.

#2 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-25 07:15 AM | Reply

These are the same Sheeple that are anti-vax and pro-gun.

Republican voters are a death cult that wants Amerikka to be as dystopian as possible and the oligarchs are laughing their way to the Swiss banks.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-25 07:20 AM | Reply

On June 12, a 72-year-old man was found dead on the South Kaibab Trail in Grand Canyon National Park, amid temperatures exceeding 100 degrees. On June 16, two more elderly hikers were found dead on that same trail. The National Park Service didn't notify the public or post a warning at the trailhead until June 19th, and only after journalists asked for the information.

The Grand Canyon is a good example of the problem laid out in this piece. I've been there quite a bit going back decades, and let me tell you: it's dangerous as all get out. Top to bottom kill zone. I mean, I get it. It's a natural wonder magnet. So go, gaze, admire, take in, but don't even consider venturing over the rim unless you really understand the "known known" challenges associated with what you're doing. If not, turn back. That's okay, too.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-25 07:32 AM | Reply

If you stop the testing, the number of infected will drop.

- President Idiot.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-25 08:27 AM | Reply

How long until they auction off the parks to Extractive Industrial Interests?

With the Trump, Kushner, Families getting first Crack at them.

I See Violence Ahead.

#6 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-25 09:09 AM | Reply

How long until they auction off the parks to Extractive Industrial Interests?

#6 | POSTED BY EFFETEPOSER

In Texas, there is this perpetual GOP/MAGA push to sell off state parks.

The notion of parks seems confusing the GOP/MAGA generally.

Interesting, given that it was Republicans who pushed this innovation, copied by the entire world.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-25 09:15 AM | Reply

Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln were not Today's Republicans.

Today's Republicans would have Accelerated the Exploitative Frenzy of the Gilded Age.

#8 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-06-25 09:34 AM | Reply