" spiteful, barbarian sadism."

Yup.

This is cruel arborcide and the planet needs more trees, not less.

One valiant USSS S/A can "Valkyrie" Trumpf in the back of the head for all of us.

"Bang!"

The S/A would immediately drop the firearm and surrender to the PSD:

"I had to do it."

"Good job. But we gotta cuff ya now."

"Ten-four."

He/she would be later acquitted by jury nullification or the next non-Republican POTUS can pardon him or her.

The "White House Windbag" also vowed to deliver a long, boring speech on the Fourth of July when the temperature will reach 107 degrees Fahrenheit: "By the way, on July 4th, it's going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I'm going to go, and I'm going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything."

I didn't know Valkyrie was a bomb plot!

And moving the bag behind the thick table leg was one part of the failure.

The amount of explosives in the briefcase was sufficiently lethal to kill Der Fuhrer in a closed off room because of the vacuum it would create.

When the meeting took place outside the sealed bunker because of the heat and humidity, the explosive force dissipated, killing only four Nazis and allowing Trumpf's hero to survive, albeit badly shaken up.