Trumpf Vows to Ruin 4 July and Further Defile Wash DC

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Dummkopf Trumpf plans on razing "Washington's oldest grove of cherry trees," the sole survivors of Japan's original 1910 gift to America, for his personal and selfish golfing needs. The "White House Windbag" also vowed to deliver a long, boring speech on the Fourth of July when the temperature will reach 107 degrees Fahrenheit: "By the way, on July 4th, it's going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I'm going to go, and I'm going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything."

Dummkopf Trumpf is an ecological terrorist

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-02 07:54 AM | Reply

"Washington's oldest grove of cherry trees," the sole survivors of Japan's original 1910 gift to America,

Posted by C0RI0LANUS

When the Big Thicket National Reserve was established in Texas, some hillbilly who would undoubtedly now be MAGA stole into it to poison one of the most ancient trees there, with lead acetate.

Destroying these cherry trees reeks of the same spiteful, barbarian sadism.

It can't be said often enough: killing things and destroying things feeds Trump's ego and makes him feel godlike. He's addicted to it, and he won't stop until he is dead.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-02 08:09 AM | Reply

" spiteful, barbarian sadism."

Yup.

This is cruel arborcide and the planet needs more trees, not less.

One valiant USSS S/A can "Valkyrie" Trumpf in the back of the head for all of us.

"Bang!"

The S/A would immediately drop the firearm and surrender to the PSD:

"I had to do it."

"Good job. But we gotta cuff ya now."

"Ten-four."

He/she would be later acquitted by jury nullification or the next non-Republican POTUS can pardon him or her.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-02 08:22 AM | Reply