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Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Trump still wants to take control of Greenland, threatening to seize the country while speaking to reporters in Turkey Tuesday.

"That's what hurt my relationship with NATO. Because Greenland doesn't help Denmark, Denmark doesn't spend money to really help Greenland, but it's an important part for the United States. And it's surrounded by China ships and Russian ships," Trump said. "That should be controlled by the United States, not by Denmark. And when NATO wouldn't go along with it, and with all of the money we spend to help them with Russia, and we don't have to spend any money. We could remove all of our soldiers out of Europe."

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"We called him Old Yeller. The name had a sort of double meaning. One part meant that his short hair was a dingy yellow, a color that we called "yeller" in those days. The other meant that when he opened his head, the sound he let out came closer to being a yell than a bark." Fred Gipson, Old Yeller

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Emissaries from Grand Fenwick would like a word with the Mad King.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-07 12:04 PM | Reply

The US will control Greenland in two weeks.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-07-07 12:10 PM | Reply

We will accept nothing but the complete surrender of America to Greenland and the complete blockade of the Atlantic Ocean.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-07 12:46 PM | Reply

Will he paint the entire surface of Greenland blue and rename it Blueland? Will the surface then peel? Will he then blame the Vandals or will he instead blame the Vikings or maybe the Visigoths?

#4 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-07-07 01:00 PM | Reply

Perhaps in a few weeks Trump can sign his mext MoU surrender document in Copenhagen; it really is over-the-top delightful this time of year.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-07 01:24 PM | Reply

The only question is whether Trump will feel he needs to return the Virgin Islands to Denmark in order for them to let him off the hook.

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-07 01:25 PM | Reply

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