Tuberville Makes Unfounded Claims that Airplane Staffs are Furries

Friday, September 25, 2026

Sen. Tommy Tuberville said Wednesday that Americans could be flying with pilots who are part of the furry community, calling the possibility "terrifying."

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For all of you who have been leaking details of the furries to Senator Tuberville, stand up and be shamed.

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Next GOP presidential candidate.

#1 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-09-24 12:50 PM | Reply

If only Tommy Tubgirl was as concerned about alcoholic cabinet members and rapist, sex trafficking, felonious presidents.

#2 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-24 12:56 PM | Reply

... He did not provide evidence for this claim. "When you walk on to a commercial flight, it's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal," Tuberville said. ...

I saw the video of him saying that.

At first I had thought is was some AI-generated slop.

Now I am just waiting for the good Senator to present his evidence ...

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-24 01:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I suspect Tommy is actually trying to confess to his own predilection.

#4 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-24 01:01 PM | Reply

... and, fwiw, near the end of the video I saw, Sen Tuberville states emphatically, "you can't make this stuff up."

So then, where is his evidence?

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-24 01:01 PM | Reply

"Now I am just waiting for the good Senator to present his evidence ..."

Surely, you jest...

#6 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-09-24 01:16 PM | Reply

@#6

I knew I posted something funny when I wrote that. :)

#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-24 01:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I suspect Tommy is actually trying to confess to his own predilection.

#4 | POSTED BY JOHNNY_HOTSAUCE

Projection is Confession with these kooky maga maroons.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-24 02:24 PM | Reply

Oh, ---- are we about to get a litter box at the airport hoax?

I was promised some epic november surprises.

#9 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-09-24 09:26 PM | Reply

Stumbleville played without a helmet

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-24 11:55 PM | Reply

@#10

'Total delusions': GOP senator blasted for bizarre claim colleagues 'didn't legally win' (July 2026)
www.rawstory.com

... "It's a low bar these days, to be sure," wrote sports reporter Mike Lupica. "But Tuberville doesn't sound like someone who coached football. He sounds like someone who played it without a helmet." ...

#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-25 12:30 AM | Reply

Perhaps he thinks this line will help him in his bid to become Governor of AL.
If they don't toss him for not being a resident.

#12 | Posted by morris at 2026-09-25 01:08 PM | Reply

4 | POSTED BY JOHNNY_HOTSAUCE

Projection is Confession with these kooky maga maroons.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy

saw this on 2 panel shows on a network you'd consider "maga ".

2 shows with 5 panelists and all 5 on each one said almost everything you monkey butt ugly ----- faced clowns said... Even your confession one

---too bad your info overlord won't allow you to see all the news because both panels were on fox news

--your little maga puke just shows us again what a bunch of dopes, dupes crud and crap bigots live here.

#13 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-25 03:04 PM | Reply

STD is still hurt at being put on a do-not-fly list for "inappropriate airborne behavior."

#14 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-25 05:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

My question is..."So forking what!?". A furry can't fly a plane? Only straight missionary types have the skills? Why are these types so interested in what folks do in their off time?

#15 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-09-25 07:29 PM | Reply

It is much more terrifying that pedophiles and rapists run our executive branch.

#16 | Posted by gtbritishskull at 2026-09-25 07:57 PM | Reply

Banksy's ghost is whispering in my ear how hilarious it would be if litter boxes suddenly started clandestinely appearing in airport restrooms. If I were a congressional staffer, I'd hunt down one of those novelty boxes that make cat vocalizations, then follow Coach Dumbo around every time he starts regurgitating this preposterous fiddle-faddle in front of the media. "Meow..."

#17 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-09-25 08:29 PM | Reply

There's a fancy resort on the Big Island that has a long hallway filled with art. Someone started piling little stones behind the ass of the dog statues, resembling poop. Hilarious. Does TSA restrict kitty litter?

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-25 09:27 PM | Reply

Listen I think we're all man enough to admit that gas prices are a little higher than we'd like right now.

But the alternative is voting for Democrats who want to convert airline pilots into furries so they can fly planes into reverse-transgender clinics.

You must vote red.

#19 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-09-26 06:54 AM | Reply

At least the pilots all know they have a fall-back gig at the FBI.

#20 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-09-26 10:45 AM | Reply

Honestly though, who spends their time thinking about whether airline pilots are furries or not?

Perverts and degenerates, that's who.

All the gay-sex talk on the DR from righties is a similar thing.

#21 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-09-26 10:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Honestly though, who spends their time thinking about whether airline pilots are furries or not?

#21 | POSTED BY HORSTNGRABEN

The man's just not thinking about it.

He's agonizing about it.

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-26 10:51 AM | Reply

Tuberville's obsession - actually pontificating about it on the Senate floor - is one of the most ridiculous things I can recall a senator doing.

An appropriate nickname for Sen. Tuber could be Mr Potato Head

#23 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-26 11:12 AM | Reply