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Thursday, October 08, 2026

SHAMELESS BRANDING ASIDE, "Trump Accounts," the new program that gives every baby in America access to some savings, is generally benign, and maybe even useful. But Donald Trump being Donald Trump, he can't help but taint an otherwise inoffensive concept with a bit of good old-fashioned corruption. Or at least, corruption-adjacent activity.

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For newborns at least, the federal government would seed those accounts with an initial $1,000.

Keep this in mind, this is our tax dollars

To its credit, the Trump administration fixed that recently, by auto-enrolling every eligible child in America. As a result, virtually overnight, the number of kids enrolled in Trump Accounts shot up from fewer than 8 million (the group whose parents were savvy enough to sign up) to now more than 70 million.

SOON AFTER CONGRESS created Trump Accounts, philanthropists and employers began pledging contributions to kids around the country. Dell Technologies founder Michael Dell and his wife, Susan, for instance, made a $6.25 billion commitment last December; the money was originally set to go to 25 million American children under age 10 living in zip codes with median family incomes below $150,000 (the cutoff was later changed to $118,000). Investors Ray Dalio and Brad Gerstner have made commitments, too.

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But last week, the Trump administration changed the ways that these benefactors could benefact. Now, instead of giving cash, donors can give shares of individual stocks, so long as they give the stock grants to groups of at least 5,000 kids in a given age group and geographic area. Moreover, the recipients cannot refuse the gift.

So, you begin to see the issue. Our tax dollars set up an account for kids and then "philanthropic" corporations add donations to those accounts in the form of stocks. now our tax dollars are tied up in these stocks

Note that the donors can target which kids get the money and THEY CANNOT REFUSE IT

You beginning to smell the problem???

Hey Elom Musk's space x is taking advantage of this donation, which is a tax write off

#1 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 09:55 PM | Reply

Of course, this stock thing is likely illegal

But here is where the corruption and scamming comes into play

You can't re--se the "donation" even if it means your kid has to hold the stocks of a nazi.

Or maybe you work in an industry that has actual ethics that prohibit owning stocks. Too bad. --

So, say a journalist who practices ethics and doesn't hold stocks now has his kid owning stocks in a company their parent is investigating.

#2 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 09:58 PM | Reply

But the worst part is the lockup period where you can't dump the stocks

Not only are families barred from rejecting donated shares at the outset, they are also prohibited from selling those unwanted shares, in most cases for at least five years.6

The best time for an executive to offload stock is when they think it's overvalued, and may soon drop.

So a company realizes its stock price is inflated, "donates" the stocks to kids, the kids cannot sell the stock while the stock price plummets

YAY capitalism

The corporation sees a tax windfall as the donation (i.e. tax write off) is on an inflated value

And in this case, the gift recipient is a captive audience, which may help set a sort of price floor on a falling stock. After all, some portion of the company's shares can't get dumped for a while, no matter how crappy the stock looks.

#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 10:01 PM | Reply

Its even worse

The donations, (since they can be targeted to specific communities) might be used to pressure recipients into doing things that are in the best interests of a corporation, and not necessarily the best interests of the public.

For example, let's say a company wants to build a data center in your area. That company might try to effectively bribe locals by stuffing cash into the Trump Accounts of the area's kids. Or, an executive might lobby Congress against some regulation or other, on the grounds that the policy will hurt profits"and therefore, punish the children in a given lawmaker's district. Deregulate our industry, Mr. Congressman! Please"it's for the children! Hell, maybe the parents in that district will whip votes on the company's behalf, too.

You think that is a joke

The text of the new regulation nakedly pledges as much: "Donors are attracted by the hope that a stock contribution with a five-year holding period may lead recipients and their families to feel that they have a stake in the fate of the corporation to a greater extent than if the child's holdings of the corporation were only through an index fun

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 10:03 PM | Reply

EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES

EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING HE IS INVOLVED IN IS A SCAM

EVERYTHING

#5 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-10-08 10:03 PM | Reply

If Trump handed out gold bars you would refuse them complaining they were too heavy and 'buh Trump'.

#6 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-10-09 01:22 AM | Reply

If Lewzer handed out gold bars they would be spray painted Styrofoam.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-10-09 01:25 AM | Reply

#6 this f*^%ing idiot responds to news that 70 million kids being auto enrolled in Trump accounts is nothing more than a scam to derisk stock holdings with a fake, never gonna happen false equivalency of Trump doing something that actually benefits the person receiving it.

Hey, dumbf*^%, the point is that even kids are fair game to these pieces of s*%%.

And you love it anyway.

Yet get upset when people treat you like the moronic piece of stupid s*^% you are ...

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-10-09 08:27 AM | Reply

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