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Saturday, November 07, 2026

President Donald Trump says he wants UFC CEO Dana White to be his press secretary, and he wants a lineup of mixed martial arts fighters to back him up. "I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States," Trump wrote on Truth Social on Saturday afternoon.

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The brain dead orange chomo sure knows how to pick'em.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-11-07 02:22 PM | Reply

Joe Rogan would be a better choice.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-11-07 02:28 PM | Reply

We should be relieved that it's not Ted Nugent.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-11-07 03:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

sausage fest

#4 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-11-07 03:28 PM | Reply

There is no shark that President Trump won't jump.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-11-07 03:37 PM | Reply

We should be relieved that it's not Ted Nugent.

#3 | Posted by Corky

Or Ralph the Swimming Pig.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2026-11-07 04:03 PM | Reply

dana white?

isnt he busy punching his wife on camera?

#7 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-11-07 04:07 PM | Reply

The last name was probably the hook.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-11-07 04:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I have to remind everyone that Caligula made a horse a Senator.

We've been living in ancient Rome for a while now.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2026-11-07 04:20 PM | Reply

He declined. Effing RINO.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-11-07 05:06 PM | Reply

His brain pan is empty

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-11-07 06:04 PM | Reply

"We've been living in ancient Rome for a while now."

Rome never ended.

#12 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-11-07 06:25 PM | Reply

How much worse can he be than Pres Trump's previous Press Secretary?


#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-11-07 06:25 PM | Reply

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