Some recent clients have plunged me into the world of Santorum-level Catholic craziness when it comes to fetuses.

Women/families who celebrate a miscarried child's due date as a family birthday. "Three years later, my children still miss the sister they didn't know."

Miscarriages and stillbirths are all named and they serve intercessory functions in heaven.

Mothers insisting on holding the remains of a miscarriage at 10 weeks.

Looney tunes.

Southern Baptists are universally wrong on just about everything. It's what happens when you've had a methodical driving out of dissenting voices for 45 years.

I knew a Southern Baptist pastor who was at Southern Seminary in 1979, the beginning of the takeover. Guy liked to bring up Metallica. I can't imagine many like him followed in his footsteps.