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President Donald Trump boasted on Monday that the multimillion-dollar military parade to honor the Army's 250th anniversary next month, which is set for his birthday -- will eclipse the Olympics and World Cup in stature.
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Sticky's the rapist's parade is going to eclipse the Olympics. Lol
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-05-27 12:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Um, no.
Go ---- yourself, you fat lazy pile of ----.
#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-27 01:13 PM | Reply
If any event in the history of our country should be ground to a halt by protesters this is it.
#3 | Posted by qcp at 2025-05-27 01:21 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 5
The man is a nasty, needy simpleton.
#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-05-27 04:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
It is amazing how much I won't be watching this
#5 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-05-27 05:07 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Yes, and he bragged about it in front of the Gold Star families at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday, saying that it was God's will that he was serving non-consecutive terms so that he would president these next four years when so many great things were going be happening in America, telling the families who had lost sons and daughters defending America that "I've got everything".
OCU
#6 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-05-28 12:59 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Every supposed penny that has been found by doge.........wasted and blown on this narcissitic display of admire me. Why isn't this money being directed towards helping the less fortunate among us? Why isn't this money housing homeless veterans? The elderly? Children? Why is it being blown on this narcissitic display? I can't stand this man.
#7 | Posted by gypsydiane8177 at 2025-05-28 07:07 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
Donald Trump honestly thinks that everyone should love him.
Donald Trump will honestly hurt anyone who does not.
#8 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-28 07:14 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
So many of those in uniform that day will know what is happening, that they are being used by our fascist in chief to have everyone applaud and laud Trump...not them. But when a war hits, when it comes to our shores, how many of the Trump gang will sign on the dotted line and put on a uniform?
#9 | Posted by Hughmass at 2025-05-28 07:44 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
how many of the Trump gang will sign on the dotted line and put on a uniform?
Has any member of that wretched clan ever actually served? Anyone? Anyone?
#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-05-28 08:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
No Dov, there were noi "suckers and losers" in the trumpf clan.
BTW, "suckers" is a ter con men used to describe their victims, indicating to me, that it isn'e hyperbole to call him a conman from a long line of conmen. And yes, conmen do consider those who wo work fo a living to be suckers and losers, Smart guys live by wits not by working.
#11 | Posted by danni at 2025-05-28 10:39 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
BTW, "suckers" is a ter con men used to describe their victims, indicating to me, that it isn't hyperbole to call him a conman from a long line of conmen. And yes, conmen do consider those who work for a living to be suckers and losers, especially those who die in wars like the Iraq war.
#12 | Posted by danni at 2025-05-28 10:42 AM | Reply
No crowd will ever be bigger than his 2017 inauguration crowd size.
#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-28 12:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 3
The nation will laugh as a fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat tries to perform an act of public onanism, only to achieve a skin rash from friction...
#14 | Posted by catdog at 2025-05-28 01:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
The Boss and Taylor Swift should hold a free concert at RFK Stadium on the same day. There would be nobody on the parade route.
#15 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2025-05-28 07:45 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2
United States Army Founded 14 June 1775 Country United States
Trump's Birthday 78 years June 14, 1946
It's an ARMY anniversary parade, which simply happens to coincide with Trump's Birthday. What do food stamps in Florida have to do with it? ("Alternate links:")
#16 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 02:29 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
Is the------------- going to conclude his parade in the White House bunker?
#17 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-05-29 03:26 AM | Reply
#16
---- off, Jeff. You ------- coward.
#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-29 11:24 AM | Reply
#18 Is this your all's bitter drunk uncle sitting in the corner that no one will talk to?
#19 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 12:50 PM | Reply
It's an ARMY anniversary parade, which simply happens to coincide with Trump's Birthday.
#16 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
LOL.
Not in Trump's mind.
#20 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 12:58 PM | Reply
| POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
Out of curiosity, do you think that Trump's psychiatric problems count for anything?
#21 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 12:59 PM | Reply
Is this your all's bitter drunk uncle sitting in the corner that no one will talk to?
#19 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
Actually Mr LOCO he is the DR bulldog who is able to speak to you in your own language.
#22 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-29 02:38 PM | Reply
#22 Gonna protect you all, is he? The keyboard tough-guy? btw he speaks not, my language. He spews abuse, his reward your slobber.
#23 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 03:07 PM | Reply
Sockpuppets are inherently dishonest people: they become a Member, don't play by the rules, then sneak back in multiple times; all for the attention they garner by doing so.
This one must be on his dozenth dull, obtuse, and not even funny incarnation. So many trolls, so much killfiling the same cheats.
#24 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 03:08 PM | Reply
#21 | Posted by Zed
Out of curiosity, are you a psychiatrist? Not that I would respect your opinion any more or less if you were, but your post #20 ("Not in Trump's mind.") seems to suggest that you know what is in someone else's "mind", which is of course not possible. I think it more likely that he is acting upon external motive, like all the ruling class. You and I will never know the source of the motive, nor the content of another's mind. That being said, America at large is an open-air asylum and everyone here labors under their own, inherited and freshly manufactured, psychological baggage. The world expelled their misfits, and the misfits inevitably ended up here (and in Australia). We fight constantly, and are easily manipulated. Others actually despise us, despite the false respect they use to manipulate us into fighting their wars and extract our wealth. Trump has done one good at least; he has demonstrated how fragile is the mask we are presented. I fully expect the rest of the world to destroy us eventually.
#25 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 03:31 PM | Reply
know what is in someone else's "mind"
Anyone that thinks Lewzer is not throwing this parade for himself is deluded. If he cared about the army, he wouldn't make them march in a stupid parade.
#26 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-29 03:39 PM | Reply
#24 | Posted by Corky
I think it more likely that the hoi polloi of DR simply react to the outside world impinging on their bubble of mutual delusion. Their affectation to ban and cancel others' opinions is a coping mechanism against their helplessness in the world of opinion outside their narrow confines. The screeching of "sock puppet" is parallel to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I find it fascinating. Also their embrace of abuse, and their stalking behavior, which would rightly be viewed as reprehensible, is an interesting aside to the study of collective American Insanity.
#27 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 03:40 PM | Reply
Copying Kim Jung Un is a very bad look. Just 6
#28 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-29 03:43 PM | Reply
"stalking behavior"
New username behavior.
#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 03:44 PM | Reply
Just sayin
#30 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-05-29 03:44 PM | Reply
"Others actually despise us"
I guess that explains why the 21 million illegals came here.
#31 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-29 03:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
A Member who constantly abuses the rules thinks of other Members as, 'reprehensible'?
OK, maybe he is funny.
#32 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 03:45 PM | Reply
However unintentionally.
#33 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 03:46 PM | Reply
#26 | Posted by REDIAL "Anyone that thinks Lewzer(President Trump) is not throwing this parade for himself is deluded." I disagree. He's "throwing this parade" for Us. This is hardly the first US military parade. We had them before Trump, and we will have them after. Parades are manipulative at heart; in the case of you guys (DR hoi polli), they amplify your native insurrective hostility. You must now cope and seethe; you have no choice. See how that works?
#34 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 03:53 PM | Reply
#31 | Posted by snoofy
They are misfits at home and/or opportunists here for free stuff. They are human detritus from their homes, same as our original colonists. Criminals and fanatics, economic failures from debt prisons, etc.
#35 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 03:57 PM | Reply
A Member who constantly abuses the rules #32 | Posted by Corky
Citation needed.
#36 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 04:01 PM | Reply
#36 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
People recognize your writing style and general personality.
Gee, wouldn't it be great if you were as smart as you think you are?
#37 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 04:08 PM | Reply
#28: media.cnn.com
#38 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-29 04:10 PM | Reply
seems to suggest that you know what is in someone else's "mind", which is of course not possible.
25 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
You look at a person's behavioral history, which is Trump's case is a lot.
No, it's not mind reading.
We've got the man pegged, nonetheless.
#39 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 04:10 PM | Reply
#36
You don't honor your suspensions.... duh. Nor the reasons for them.
Plus, you smell like something cat refused to drag in.
#40 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 04:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
You and I will never know the source of the motive, nor the content of another's mind.
#25 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
Human beings can be complex, but they aren't magic.
Trump's psyche is 2X2. Everyone who wants something from him has him entirely figured out.
#41 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 04:12 PM | Reply
POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
That you won't even admit that Trump has mental issues serves to confirm who you are.
Like I said, you just look at behavioral history.
#42 | Posted by Zed at 2025-05-29 04:15 PM | Reply
- Everyone who wants something from him has him entirely figured out.
Which is why so many foreign authoritarian leaders were so happy to see him, especially his mentor Vlad, and why leaders of democracies world wide were not. He's by far the most vile person that's ever been President, and Presidential Historians rate him Dead Last; even the Conservatives have him in the bottom 5.
But he's Numero Uno with his Cultists... and his apologists.
#43 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-29 04:33 PM | Reply
He spews abuse, his reward your slobber.
#23 | POSTED BY CABRON_LOCO
His reward and ours is your faux rage at being mocked in your own language.
Thanks for the lols.
#44 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-29 05:54 PM | Reply
That's obviously not true. Especially someone as shallow minded and narcissistic as Trumpy.
It's easy to tell what's going on in Trumpy's brain.
His mouth has no filter and everything in his feeble brain comes directly right out his mouth. There is obviously no thinking involved.
THEY ARE EATING THE PETS!!
#45 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-29 06:01 PM | Reply
Speaking of "Sock Puppets", why are 90% of 'New Users' listed as 'This user has not posted any comments. '? Bamboozling stats? I, OTOH, honestly drive traffic, while ironically never seeing a single ad, myself. Say Fanks.
#46 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 11:04 PM | Reply
faux rage #44 | Posted by donnerboy
Fair enough, I actually care not. YW
#47 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 11:07 PM | Reply
I would say, I have created more traffic on this site than anyone else, possibly except lamps talking to himself and posting song lyrics. Both of which I enjoy. Don't bully me I'll come... You oldtimers can tell I'm starting to get Hiii... www.youtube.com Enjoy! And remember- Nothing Ever Happens.
#48 | Posted by cabron_loco at 2025-05-29 11:14 PM | Reply
I already forget what handle wrecks used last week. Sigh.
#49 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-29 11:28 PM | Reply
@#48 ... I would say, I have created more traffic on this site than anyone else, possibly except lamps talking to himself and posting song lyrics. ...
Hey, a major thank-you for that shout out by your new alias.
I do appreciate the recognition of my posting of the lyrics, a.k.a. a link to substantiate what I post.
If only more other current aliases would do the same.
So, what else yer got?
Besides the apparent disruption attempt so far?
#50 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-05-29 11:33 PM | Reply
@#49 ... I already forget what handle wrecks used last week. Sigh. ...
Yeah.
And I continue to give Major Kudos to RCade for having to deal with all this.
I ran a message board back in the day, I know what he faces.
It ain't pretty.
Yet he persists.
Thank-you.
#51 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-05-29 11:37 PM | Reply
@#48 ... lamps talking to himself and posting song lyrics. ...
Fever Tree ~ Filligree & Shadow (1968) www.youtube.com
Lyrics excerpt ...
genius.com
... [Verse 1] Filigree and shadow Carve across my mind blank Filling up the canvas Where my sailing ship sank Lemon tears and sorrow Curve among my hearts scar Binding up the losses Where my yesterdays are [Chorus] Masquerade the past Impersonate the real And you never there ...
[Chorus] Masquerade the past Impersonate the real And you never there ...
"Impersonate the real."
Wow, they don't write lyrics like that anymore.
#52 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-05-30 12:11 AM | Reply
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