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"When we had first seen it, Joe Biden was president," Mike Kimmel, a famed Florida reptile hunter, told NBC News.

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... Last month, FBI Director Kash Patel announced that the Secret Service discovered a "suspicious" hunting stand near Palm Beach International Airport with a direct sight line to where President Donald Trump exits Air Force One.

"The FBI has since taken the investigatory lead," Patel said in a statement, "flying in resources to collect all evidence from the scene and deploying our cell phone analytics capabilities."

Now, two weeks later, a Florida reptile hunter who calls himself the Python Cowboy says he's convinced the FBI is barking up the wrong tree.

Mike Kimmel, owner of Martin County Trapping and Wildlife Rescue, told NBC News that the elevated stand has been there for years and the only mystery is whether it was set up by a hunter, birder or wildlife photographer.

"When we had first seen it, Joe Biden was president," Kimmel said. "And it looked old and dilapidated at the time. It never gave, like, a suspicious vibe."

A professional trapper for over a decade, Kimmel operates across southern Florida, removing invasive species like Burmese pythons, green iguanas and feral hogs. He also guides hunting trips, with the help of his specially trained dogs " Trouble, Rooster and Rowdy, among others. ...

Kimmel said he first noticed the tree stand identified by Patel a couple of years ago.

"It never crossed our minds that it would be used by someone taking a shot at the president or anything like that," Kimmel said. ...

Kimmel said the Secret Service reached out to him after the first assassination attempt and told him to refrain from going on hunts in the area for the next week or so.

"We respected that," he said. "We're out there with air guns and everything. It can look suspicious."

If you spend as much time in that area as he does, Kimmel said, there's plenty of other things that you could see. ...



#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-02 02:17 PM | Reply

More bullshht from Trump's cross eyed cuck

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-11-02 02:25 PM | Reply

They need to see threats everywhere.

This is how they keep the Republicans from noticing they are being looted.

They need to channel the Republican anger that they've been looted to blacks, immigrants, trans people, Muslims, and Democrats.

It's nothing new. Autocrats have been using these psychological strategies for centuries.

You're supposed to have learned how to see through these things, but people are easily manipulated by fear, especially after they have already been hurt. And it's obvious talking to most Trumpers here that they have been hurt bad. JeffJ got hurt so much he had to change his username, for example.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-02 02:50 PM | Reply

The newly discovered hunting stand gives Dummkopf Trumpf another talking point about his "enemies." Moreover, to avoid the line-of-sight of this hunting stand, Trumpf used a shorter Air Force One staircase so he has less of his monumental girth to struggle with on his swollen cankles.


#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-02 02:55 PM | Reply

There's usually a hunting stand at our local farmers market.

They sell bullets with manifestos engraved on their casings.

It's our one stop antifa shop.

#5 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-11-02 03:02 PM | Reply

Trumpf used a shorter Air Force One staircase

That's funny. Obama used that exit in China once because they didn't have a stairway available for the main exit. Lewzer said that was embarrassing and if it was him, he would have just stayed in the plane and flown back home.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-02 03:17 PM | Reply

Lewzer also said that history would view any Gov Shutdown as the President's Fault.

Of course, he wasn't in office at the time.

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-02 03:26 PM | Reply

Of course, it wasn't.

There hasn't been a visible threat to his life except his repulsive habits.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-02 03:34 PM | Reply


You're supposed to have learned how to see through these things, but people are easily manipulated by fear, especially after they have already been hurt.

Yeah, you'd think you would have learned something, but you haven't. This occurred a month ago, you never heard about until today. Do you see how the propaganda isn't being absorbed by the MAGAT's but by fools like yourself?

This "news" is at least 4weeks old. Do you Lumpers have any new outrage?

#9 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-02 05:13 PM | Reply

Short answer no with a but, long answer no because that bug-eyed freak is an incompetent ----.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-02 08:19 PM | Reply

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#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-03 12:11 AM | Reply

This "news" is at least 4weeks old. Do you Lumpers have any new outrage?

#9 | Posted by oneironaut

Duhhh LuMPeRzZ!!

STFU idiot.

Propaganda not being absorbed by MAGA? LOL why else do you think you're so full of s*&^? Because you're absorbing it faster than a Bounty paper towel.

#12 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-03 09:38 AM | Reply

Do you Lumpers have any new outrage?

#9 | Posted by oneironaut

I have decided that I am a Woofer.

I have decided that you are a Tweeter.

#13 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-03 10:09 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Another fake threat on Donald's life to go with the other two.

#14 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-03 10:12 AM | Reply

" There hasn't been a visible threat to his life except his repulsive habits.

#8 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2025-11-02 03:34 PM | FLAG: "

He was shot at during a rally. A bullet/shrapnel grazed his ear. Two people were killed at the event. How do you not know this? Have you been living in a cave?

#15 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-03 06:12 PM | Reply

The fat rapist cracked jokes about the firefighter who had his head pulped at that klan rally.

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-03 06:16 PM | Reply

@#16 ... The fat rapist cracked jokes about the firefighter who had his head pulped at that klan rally. ... m

I found this ...

Donald Trump's Joke' About Corey Comperatore Sparks Outrage (August 2024)
www.newsweek.com

... Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's comment about Corey Comperatore, the firefighter who was shot and killed during an attempt on his life last month, has drawn outrage online.

At a Harrisburg rally Wednesday night, Trump spoke about the more than $6 million that had been raised through a GoFundMe page set up for Comperatore's family since the shooting, also mentioning Florida attorney Dan Newlin, who donated $1 million to the family.

He then said: "But you know what? Corey's wife said, 'I'd rather have my husband.' Isn't that good? I know a lot of wives who would not say that. I'm sorry, they would not say that."

Trump continued: "But no, it's a great family. He was a great man. He was a brave man. He saw what was happening and he jumped on top." ...


#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-03 10:18 PM | Reply

@#17 ... I know a lot of wives who would not say that. I'm sorry, they would not say that ...

So, Pres Trump seems to value money more than love?


#18 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-03 10:19 PM | Reply

The orange skidmark's ear wasn't hit by s^*%.

There's zero conclusive evidence of this.

#19 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-03 10:54 PM | Reply

" There's zero conclusive evidence of this.

#19 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2025-11-03 10:54 PM | FLAG: "

Just photographs. We're the 2 men who were shot and killed faking it too?

Was 9/11 an inside job?

#20 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-03 11:25 PM | Reply

You're an idiot.

There was never any denial that people were actually shot and killed.

There aren't photographs that represent conclusive proof. Every available photo from after the even show an ear with zero evidence of damage or injury.

The photos in the planned photo shoot with some sort of red substance running down his hand don't represent conclusive proof of anything.

Again, you're an idiot.

#21 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-03 11:51 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

From the article ...

... Mike Kimmel, owner of Martin County Trapping and Wildlife Rescue, told NBC News that the elevated stand has been there for years and the only mystery is whether it was set up by a hunter, birder or wildlife photographer.

"When we had first seen it, Joe Biden was president," Kimmel said. "And it looked old and dilapidated at the time. It never gave, like, a suspicious vibe."

A professional trapper for over a decade, Kimmel operates across southern Florida, removing invasive species like Burmese pythons, green iguanas and feral hogs. He also guides hunting trips, with the help of his specially trained dogs " Trouble, Rooster and Rowdy, among others. ...

Kimmel said he first noticed the tree stand identified by Patel a couple of years ago.

"It never crossed our minds that it would be used by someone taking a shot at the president or anything like that," Kimmel said. ...

Kimmel said the Secret Service reached out to him after the first assassination attempt and told him to refrain from going on hunts in the area for the next week or so.

"We respected that," he said. "We're out there with air guns and everything. It can look suspicious." ...



imo, worth a repeat.

#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-03 11:59 PM | Reply

... and more from the article that I did not quote originally ...

... One of Kimmel's hunting guides, Joseph "JR" Entry, also recalled first seeing the stand a couple years ago and thinking little of it. He said he and the other guides find the FBI's sudden attention amusing and a bit perplexing.

"I think it's a big stink about nothing, to be honest with you," Entry told NBC News.

An FBI spokesperson said the agency continues to analyze the hunting stand materials for forensic clues at its laboratory in Quantico, Virginia. So far, the investigation has not identified any individuals connected to the mystery tree perch, the spokesperson added.

Kimmel's exploits catching -- and sometimes getting bitten by -- giant pythons are the stuff of legend in Florida.

The video clips he posts on YouTube and Instagram -- showing him belly-flopping onto pythons in alligator-infested swamps and bagging serpents like a pregnant 16-footer with 60 eggs in its belly the size of grapefruits -- often draw thousands of views and media attention.

In 2024, he took a blind dog on a hunt with him, and the pooch, nicknamed "Helen Killer," helped him snag a 9-foot python that also couldn't see. The feat was chronicled in the Miami Herald, which described him as "one of Florida's best-known wildlife trackers."

Four years earlier, Kimmel appeared on Joe Rogan's podcast and brought with him the head of a monster snake that nearly got the best of him.

"I almost bled out in the middle of the Everglades," Kimmel told Rogan. "This snake -- 17 foot, 7 inches, 135 pounds -- at the time, that's about what I weighed, so it was a fair Everglades battle royale."

Kimmel said he understands why the Secret Service would find the tree stand suspicious, given its proximity to an airport Trump frequents and the fact that he has been targeted before.

But he thinks there's little chance even the most advanced technical analysis would yield much of anything.

"It's been just sitting out in the elements with the sun straight on " it rains, everything like that," Kimmel said. "I would imagine any kind of DNA or fingerprints would be quickly eliminated off of it, but that's not my area of expertise."

From his perspective, the authorities should have already moved on.

"I would expect them to investigate something like that for sure," Kimmel said, "but I'd also kind of expect them to figure out very quickly that it's essentially nothing."

"All you got to do," he added, "is talk to us." ...



#23 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-04 12:13 AM | Reply

" The photos in the planned photo shoot with some sort of red substance running down his hand don't represent conclusive proof of anything.

Again, you're an idiot.

#21 | POSTED BY JPW AT 2025-11-03 11:51 PM | FLAG: "

Of course you surely have something to substantiate your BS beyond, "Because I say so."

Who am I kidding?

A faux intellectual narcissist with an overinflated ego would never stoop to substantiate any claims made. We are just expected to take your self proclaimed omniscience as an article of faith.

#24 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-04 12:51 AM | Reply

Of course you surely have something to substantiate your BS beyond, "Because I say so."

So you want evidence to support my assertion there's no evidence Trump was wounded? Are you dumb?

Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.

#25 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-04 09:12 AM | Reply

We're the 2 men who were shot and killed (in Butler) faking it too?

#20 | Posted by BellRinger

Of course not. They are quite dead.

This is part of an entire universe of reality you stubbornly choose to ignore.

PEOPLE have no intrinsic value to Trump.

Those murdered in Butler had no more value to him than those anonymous fishermen he incinerates in boats.

#26 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-04 09:40 AM | Reply

#24 | Posted by BellRinger

A Federal sniper shot the gunman dead after he let go a couple of shots at the crowd in Butler.

But that sniper only noticed the gunman on his roof after the gunman had fired.

Get this: the sniper was always the best placed to see that sniper BEFORE the shooting event, for what should be the obvious reasons.

And get this: random civilians SAW and REPORTED the gunman BEFORE the shooting event, and the Secret Service IGNORED them.

In what sort of sane universe does such a situation exist?

If possible, stop being stupid.

#27 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-04 09:47 AM | Reply

stop being stupid.

#27 | POSTED BY ZED

Good luck with that. That's his main shtick. His main reason for Being. If he stopped being stupid he would be a Nothing and just fade away into the Void.

#28 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-04 12:37 PM | Reply

" A faux intellectual narcissist with an overinflated ego would never stoop to substantiate any claims made. "

Why was a flag lowered from a crane into the "picture frame"' AFTER the shot at Trump?

#29 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-11-04 12:55 PM | Reply

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