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NEW: Much of MAGA is now convinced that the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, PA was staged www.wired.com/story/maga-i ...

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-- David Gilbert (@davidgilbert.bsky.social) Apr 17, 2026 at 9:28 AM

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It's been a minute since the loathsome orange chomo cracked a joke about the dead firefighter.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-17 03:01 PM | Reply

The television-quality drama of the "assassination attempt" is enough to cause suspicion that the entire thing was faked.

Shortly, Trump will have to start killing off witnesses to the conspiracy.

Maybe he already is? Anyone know?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-18 09:16 AM | Reply

I agree with analysis that states MAGA worrying about the authenticity of what happened in Butler is a big sign that the man is going down.

His reaction to this will not be smooth.

We Americans individually, and as a group, get our best protection against Trump with a massive turnout to vote in November.

We need to intimidate the man enough so that Trump the Coward shows up during the election, so that all we have to fear is more of the man's endless moaning about rigged elections.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-18 09:21 AM | Reply

I remember how "wrestlers" on television in the old days would hide something sharp in their tape wrist wrappings and cut themselves to heighten the drama for the rubes at home that truly believed pro wrestling was real. It's the same today with those that believe MAGA is real. My tinfoil hat theory is that his ear was nicked by a piece of the prompter when it was hit. That, and the sketchy, rather miraculous way his ear shows no scaring now puts it in the realm of possibilities that this was indeed staged, but the shooter evidently changed the script.

#4 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-04-18 10:24 AM | Reply

No fecal matter.
He had something squirted on his head.
Pretty obvious, if you've ever dealt with actual wounds.

#5 | Posted by morris at 2026-04-18 11:32 AM | Reply

The most gullible, conspiracy driven voting segment is starting to believe in a conspiracy theory?

Inconceivable.

#6 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-04-18 12:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"The most gullible, conspiracy driven voting segment is starting to believe in the truth?
Inconceivable."

#7 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-04-18 12:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The magic bullet ... shrapnel ... debris..? that tore Trump's thin skin causing him to bleed but leaving behind zero scars, marks or injuries.

The entire performance was choreographed to the last moment.

Only complete morons actually believe that was an assassination attempt.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-18 12:52 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

No s*^%.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-18 01:02 PM | Reply

On one hand, I find it really hard to believe that it was staged.

On the other hand, it really, really looks like it was.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-18 01:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

You people are insane. Probably Apollo 11 deniers and flat Earthers also.

#11 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-04-18 07:22 PM | Reply

Come on.

Just watch it objectively.

It's all choreographed.

Trump is acting like he's an action hero.

There's footage of Trump at a rally where a loud explosion is heard and he runs off like a scared cat.

There are zero wounds.

The blood splatter is wrong for the injury he supposedly suffered.

Theres "shooter" was spotted by several people attending the rally and the cops and the security detail. Everyone was aware he was there. But no one investigated why he was there.

It was Trump's only nationally televised campaign rally.

Etc etc etc ...

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-18 07:30 PM | Reply

They also started wearing maxi pads on their ears.

So there's really no talking to these people.

#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-18 07:41 PM | Reply

And the blood appeared exactly in the manner in professional wrestlers fall down and cut themselves when it's hard for the crowd to see.

And the existence of the shooter was removed from the Internet, just like WrestleMania 20 and Chris Benoit was removed from WWE lore.

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-18 08:11 PM | Reply

Right. Trump is agile enough to do that? LMAO

#15 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-04-18 09:33 PM | Reply

Secret Service huddled photographers into the ideal angle.

SS violated its own protocol, allowing the target to return to vulnerability.

A flag on a crane was lowered AFTER the first shot.

Multiple folks informed security of the guy on the roof. They ignored the information.

The blood streak on Trump's right cheek isn't blood spatter, it's an arc made by a human hand.

No attending physician has ever made any statement on the record, ever. That's NEVER HAPPENED in our lifetimes.

Workers at the hospital, already under HIPPA rules, had to sign an additional NDA.

Ear cartilage was either undamaged, or miraculous regrew for the first time in recorded history.

NONE of these issues have been addressed, much less resolved.

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-18 11:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

You people are insane.

No, you're just an idiot.

#17 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-18 11:15 PM | Reply

Who thinks tampon ear Trump wouldn't have posted the pictures of his battle scared ear had he received any?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-18 11:18 PM | Reply

100%

He wouldn't have shut up about it if it was real.

#19 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-18 11:33 PM | Reply

He would have built a monument to his ear in Butler, Pennsylvania.

#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-19 01:37 AM | Reply

Guys, There isn't even a scar, There are no bits of his ear missing, The bandage wasn't bloody, There is no scar and this was all staged for attention and manipulation, Just like this war, To deflect from his predilection for children,

#21 | Posted by gypsydiane8177 at 2026-04-19 08:26 AM | Reply

"Some MAGA voters" and what follows is anecdotal evidence. How about a couple of polls or something more substantive than this. Our corporate media is such a joke.

#22 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-04-19 10:30 AM | Reply

Our corporate media is such a joke.

#22 | Posted by BellRinger

So is the current president of the United States, so it evens out.

#23 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-19 10:39 AM | Reply

Our corporate media is such a joke.

#22 | Posted by BellRinger

So is the current president of the United States, so it evens out.

#24 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-19 10:39 AM | Reply

Of course the assassination attempt was real. What other possible reason could the most alpha of all alpha males have for walking around with a maxi pad on his head?

#25 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-19 11:46 AM | Reply

#22 as usual, you're on the wrong side.

#26 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-19 01:01 PM | Reply

Our corporate media is such a joke.
#22 | Posted by BellRinger

And yet you don't see Capitalism as the reason why.
Care to explain how corporate media is a joke, but Capitalism bears no responsibility for playing this joke on us?

That's rhetorical, obviously.
You've can't explain anything.

#27 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-19 01:04 PM | Reply

Et tu, sporkfoot?

www.thedailybeast.com

#28 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-19 01:35 PM | Reply

I have always believed it was fully staged. WTF? Who in reality gets shot and immediately jumps up waving his fist in defiance? Doesn't happen except in maybe another bad Steven Seagal movie. But you MAGAts just sucked it up like flies on shot.

#29 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-04-19 01:46 PM | Reply

And some people say the Tooth Fairy is make believe.

#30 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-04-19 01:54 PM | Reply

Do they also deny we went to the moon?

#31 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-19 08:58 PM | Reply

Clown,

"The entire performance was choreographed to the last moment."

Killing the shooter was staged?

Is he actually in hiding on a sandy beach living in luxury courtesy Donald Trump?

#32 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-19 09:02 PM | Reply

Like Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-04-19 09:48 PM | Reply

" Killing the shooter was staged?"

Why would it need to be staged?

It's just collateral damage as far as Trump is concerned. If somebody has to die, fine. Heck, he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue; why not in Butler?

#34 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-19 09:56 PM | Reply

Dan,

"It's just collateral damage as far as Trump is concerned"

If you actually believe what you wrote, you're in bad shape.

Now...the CIA making someone leap out a window or disappear, that I'd believe.

But stage an assassination and kill the shooter?

Unless he participated in it thinking they would let him escape, but they shot him instead so he can't talk.

Maybe you think that?

#35 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-19 10:03 PM | Reply

@#35 ..., If you actually believe what you wrote, you're in bad shape. ...

Could the same be said of the comments you post?

#36 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-19 10:15 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#35 bj boi proves he's an askhole with his "question," "But stage an assassination and kill the shooter?"

Queue Captain Renault's shock over gambling... gambling going on.

#37 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-19 10:20 PM | Reply

Lamp,

"Could the same be said of the comments you post?"

I fully expect people here to disagree with my opinions.

That's why I post here.

To see if anyone has any different opinions I might consider.

#38 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 03:07 AM | Reply

Lamp,

I don't want opinions just like mine.

Instead I want to read people who disagree with me and tell me why.

#39 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 03:08 AM | Reply

Is it Secret Service protocol to prop up a wounded president and allow the president to lead the crowd in a WWE-style "fight, fight, fight" chant?

#40 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-20 07:52 AM | Reply

#38 | Posted by BillJohnson

Virtually everything in Trump's life has been faked.

Adding an assassination attempt to that list is no big leap.

That two people were killed during a fake attempt is also no leap.

Donald Trump does not even recognize the existence of other people apart from his personal needs.

#41 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-20 08:04 AM | Reply

" If you actually believe what you wrote, you're in bad shape."

Feel free to explain the half dozen or so inconsistencies nobody has been able to explain. I posted them upthread.

Start with the attending physicians never making a public statement.

How many times has that happened in your life after assassination attempts?

#42 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-20 08:05 AM | Reply

Dan,

"Start with the attending physicians never making a public statement."

Maybe he was asked not to?

Why is he obligated to talk to reporters?

It looks like his ear was fortunately just nicked.

So what?

I'm sure you're assuming all sorts of things.

Well...go for it. You don't know what is going on. You're just guessing.

#43 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 02:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

It's amazing how the disgusting orange chomo's ear healed completely while his hands are visibly rotting.

#44 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-20 02:27 PM | Reply

Zed,

"Virtually everything in Trump's life has been faked."

And this is tied to his ear...how?

I believe his ear was nicked and he bleed accordingly.

This would be an awful lot of trouble to stage.

#45 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 02:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#43 "nicked"

#46 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 02:30 PM | Reply

#45 bj boi naively states, "This would be an awful lot of trouble to stage."

#47 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 02:32 PM | Reply

his ear was fortunately just nicked.

His ear was closer to having Stevie Nicks sucking on it than a bullet hitting it.

#48 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-20 02:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

If Rwingers were better shots, we wouldn't be at war so we could pay more for gas.

One s'poses that the oil companies have to be repaid for their bribes, though.

#49 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-20 02:51 PM | Reply

"Virtually everything in Trump's life has been faked."

And this is tied to his ear...how?

#45 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Because the assassination attempt, and by extension that ear wound, were faked.

Trump demonstrates a life-long pattern of fraud.

I'm not sure what is left to say.

If you want to pretend that Donald is a normal human being, then that's a strange hobby.

#50 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-20 03:01 PM | Reply

45 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

But it does seem like the central question:

Why,exactly, do you see Donald Trump as being a normal human being, BILL?

#51 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-20 03:06 PM | Reply

Trump reminds him of his father.

Not the wealthy aristocrat part.

The adulterous, hateful, pedophile part.

#52 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-20 03:12 PM | Reply

" Maybe he was asked not to?"

When has that ever happened before in your life? That was my question.

"Why is he obligated to talk to reporters?"

AFTER an assassination attempt on the President of the United States?!? You're joking, right???

#53 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-20 04:27 PM | Reply

Dan,

"AFTER an assassination attempt on the President of the United States?!? You're joking, right???"

Ever heard of HIPAA?

A doctor doesn't run to the media just because the patient is important.

They're legally restricted from sharing patient information without permission.

If Trump or his people said say nothing, the doctor says nothing.

That's not optional.

#54 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 06:56 PM | Reply

#54 HIPAA only pertains to billing information, not medical records.

That's not optional.

#55 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 07:00 PM | Reply

If Trump or his people said say nothing, the doctor says nothing.

That's not optional.

#54 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

It's not optional that something so in the national interest we allowed to die in unaccountable obscurantism.

If you don't want people to theorize about what really happened, provide accurate data and don't lie about them.

Do that consistently and people (gasp) learn to trust you.

#56 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-20 07:00 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Zed,

"Do that consistently and people (gasp) learn to trust you."

Trust?

What does that have to do with anything?

#57 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 07:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Trust?

What does that have to do with anything?

#57 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

How are thins on Zeta Reticuli, BILL?

Because you sure as hell aren't from my planet.

#58 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-20 07:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#57 doveryay, no proveryay

#59 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 07:10 PM | Reply

#54 HIPAA only pertains to billing information, not medical records.

You sure?

Most of us feel that our health information is private and should be protected. That is
why there is a federal law that sets rules for health care providers and health insurance
companies about who can look at and receive our health information. This law, called
the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 (HIPAA), gives you rights
over your health information, including the right to get a copy of your information, make
sure it is correct, and know who has seen it.
www.hhs.gov

Your health information cannot be used or shared without your written permission unless this law allows it. For example, without your authorization, your provider generally cannot:
Give your information to your employer.
Use or share your information for marketing or advertising purposes or sell your information.
www.hhs.gov

#60 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-04-20 07:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#60 Yep.

I'm sure.

It pertains when there's billing.

Otherwise? No expectation for privacy.

#61 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 07:55 PM | Reply

One,

One of my children works in the medical field.

Practically everything with patients is confidential.

#62 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 08:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#62 Practice, not law.

#63 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 08:30 PM | Reply

#62 bj boi actually says, "Practically everything with patients is confidential."

Oh, everything with patients isn't confidential ? ? ?

Say it ain't so, bj boi?

#64 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 08:34 PM | Reply

One,

Group health administrators in companies also fall under HIPAA laws.

In the course of doing their job, they oftentimes become privy to employees health information.

They are forbidden to share employees health information with anyone but I know it happens sometimes anyway.

#65 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 08:35 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

100% oops:

AI Overview
HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) protects individually identifiable health information"known as Protected Health Information (PHI)"held by "covered entities" (healthcare providers, plans, and clearinghouses) and their business associates. It ensures privacy and security for medical records and billing, but does not cover non-health companies, employment records, or consumer-tracked data.
Should have just kept your ignorant mouth shut, bj boi.

You're welcome.

#66 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 08:38 PM | Reply

#65 Should have kept your ignorant mouth shut, bj boi ...

1. HIPAA Privacy Rule exceptions (specifically related to permitted uses and disclosures of PHI)

The HIPAA Privacy Rule permits covered entities to use and/or disclose personal health information (PHI) without patient authorization for treatment, payment, and healthcare operations (TPO). Aside from TPO, the rule only permits uses and disclosures under very specific circumstances.

Below is a quick rundown of these exceptions, which are described in more detail in 45 CFR 164.512.

Required by law
Public health activities (such as reporting to a state health department or the CDC)
Victims of abuse, neglect, or domestic violence
Health oversight activities, such as audits
Legal proceedings
Law enforcement purposes
Medical research
Workers compensation
Essential government functions (such as protecting the health and safety of inmates or employees in a correctional institution)
Psychotherapy notes in limited circumstances (such as its own training or to defend itself in legal proceedings brought by the individual)
Marketing in limited circumstances (such as communications for care coordination for the individual or to recommend alternative treatments)
To inform next of kin, identify a body, determine cause of death, or for a medical examiner/coroner
To facilitate organ donation or transplants
To prevent serious threat to a person or the public's health or safety

Yep.

Should have just kept your ignorant mouth shut (or used for more productive purposes).

#67 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-04-20 08:43 PM | Reply

"One of my children work in the medical field"

An abortion clinic.

Bill Johnson raped little boys.

#68 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-20 09:40 PM | Reply

" Ever heard of HIPAA?"

Of course. I spent two decades on health committees, and was a Trustee of a Health and Pension Fund. Hence my unease when protocols are ignored.

"A doctor doesn't run to the media just because the patient is important."

I'll ask the central question again: How many assassination attempts in our lifetimes ended up with radio silence from the attending doctors?

The real reason? Trump wasn't hit. Cartilage doesn't regrow. And blood doesn't spatter in an arc.

#69 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-20 10:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"This would be an awful lot of trouble to stage."

Nonsense. Things like that are staged every day of the year in theatrical productions all across the country.

I was in a production one time where, at the top of the show, I played a character who'd just slashed his own wrists to get out of the service. His buddies were trying to calm him down when one of them says how bad can it be, and he takes the towel off my slashed wrist.

As soon as he did, blood started spurting out of my wrist, in the direction of the folks sitting in the front row.

What they didn't know, is the guy pulling off the towel was the same guy grabbing my arm and squeezing the bladder nestled there.

Stagecraft.

Meanwhile, there are still a half dozen unanswered questions about Butler.

#70 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-04-20 10:59 PM | Reply

Dan,

What exactly is your point?

Do you believe it was real blood?

Do you believe he was ever nicked at all?

Was this or what this not an assassination attempt in your opinion?

I'm at a loss what you are really getting at.

Your post reads like this is all staged.

So why kill the shooter?

I admit I have no clue what in the world you are trying to say did or didn't happen.

#71 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 11:33 PM | Reply

Dan,

Answer every question to help me see your point?

#72 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-04-20 11:35 PM | Reply

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