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Sunday, June 14, 2026

At a GOP hatefest in Houston, crippled Islamophobic Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R) vowed to "eviscerate" Democrats in November's midterm elections. Attacking "Bernie Sanders socialism," this good-for-nothing kobold brayed to the MAGA audience that Democrats want to somehow implement Sharia Law across the vast United States of America when Muslims make up only a mere 1.34% of the US population.

Greg Abbott (R-TX) is not a good human being

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"Hey, Bibi! How many of them stoopid Mohamedans have y'all killed in Gaza since 7 Oct 2023?"

"Well, evil Professor X, as of today the IDF has finally liquidated: 73,000 Muslims. This is perfect if you have OCD about even numbers. Why do you ask?"

"Well Bibi, any time y'all need help with them hijab-wearing sand n***ers, I can send you a posse of Texas Rangers, free of charge. Texas is mighty good at killin'. Yee-haw!"

"Todah rabah, prishmishkin!"


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-14 01:41 PM | Reply

If this is all the GOP has got, "Sharia Law", then they're going down hard in Texas come November, and Trump will just have to take direct action and confiscate the ballot boxes.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-14 01:49 PM | Reply

This is like the bumbling Texas Take on accusing the other side of what you yourself plan to do.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-06-14 01:53 PM | Reply

And many Afghans who fought alongside USSOF and conventional forces in Pashtunistan settled in Islamophobic Texas where they have been mercilessly persecuted under the sinister Trumpf junta and the vile Abbott regime.

Recently one such Afghan who fought with USSOF was murdered over a parking spot and the DA declined to prosecute the shooter.

Hmph.

I wonder how uber-Christian James Talarico (D) will respond to these insinuations of Democrats wanting to magically implement Sharia Law across the vast "land of the free and the home of the brave?"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-14 02:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Nothing like good old fashioned Republicant racism.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-14 06:02 PM | Reply

Christian Sharia law is what's coming. Courtesy of "Hot wheels" and Orange Adolf.

#6 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-06-14 10:12 PM | Reply

Sharia law?

Did we get teleported back to 2004?

Is Al Qaeda sneaking in through the southern border?

Republicans have zero policies other than funneling tax dollars to the rich.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-14 10:23 PM | Reply

"Dems Want Sharia Law in America"

Even if you don't like Dems, this is a level of stupid which should make you not like Abbott either.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-14 10:37 PM | Reply

Republicans are going on tv and saying we should throw out the Constitution. I don't think it is democrats we need to be concerned about.

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-06-14 11:08 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Icymi on the other thread, Hotwheel's special guest, Page the elephant, expressed her opinion about the Texas GOP convention. www.thewrap.com

#10 | Posted by et_al at 2026-06-14 11:19 PM | Reply

I don't think it is democrats we need to be concerned about.

Yea but ... Democrats want to turn your son into a woman!

They want to open the borders and let in Mexican Vegans!

They want everyone to be treated equally and to use our taxes to take care of everyone!

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-14 11:26 PM | Reply

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