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White House UFC fighter Josh Hokit just said: "Michelle Obama is a man ... am I right America?" How are you enjoying Trump's USA?

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-- Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) 1:26 AM · Jun 15, 2026

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Well, more of a 'man' than him.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-06-15 10:21 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Trump fell asleep during his own birthday party.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-15 10:30 AM | Reply

Well, he is a high school graduate, so let's give him that.

But maybe he doesn't speak or hear too well, and has taken a few too many hits to the head. Sports the wife-beater nicely, though.

en.wikipedia.org

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-06-15 10:56 AM | Reply

He's playing a character. He's copying Colby Covington's schtick.

#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-15 11:12 AM | Reply

White tr@$h America.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2026-06-15 12:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


And there's MULTI-MILLIONAIRE Joe Rogaine yucking it all up-- making an absolute mint for himself-- and not paid in cryptocurrency-- while America gets flushed down the toilet economically and morally and former FLOTUS Michele Obama is horribly insulted.

Joe Rogaine and his "liberal" analog MULTI-MILLIONAIRE Bill Maher-- two Judas Goats who keep the hideous status quo going with their media spectacles, distractions, and deflections-- should both be thrown off skyscrapers.

"Huckle-yuckle-chuckle!"


#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-15 01:09 PM | Reply

"marred by ugly smear"

And that was just the back of his pants...

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-15 03:21 PM | Reply

There was absolutely NOBODY involved with this skumfest who is not an "ugly smear" on humanity.

#8 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-06-15 03:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

@8 summed it up quite neatly and cogently.

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-15 03:45 PM | Reply

Dana White took a break from beating his wife on camera to disagree with the comment about Michelle Obama.

Thank God for that!

#10 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-06-15 03:49 PM | Reply

At least she's not a retired whore.

#11 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-06-15 06:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Ooof!

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-15 06:15 PM | Reply

Joe Rogan looked tiny in his childs tie.

#13 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-06-15 11:29 PM | Reply

Michelle Obama is a lightning rod for MAGA morons and nazis. Look at the comments on any article about her. They always say she's "stupid" and "a man". Every. Single. Time. As with any successful black woman. As if Trump is intelligent or morally sound or good at business or... They are just hypnotized, lobotomized, lost to hateful propaganda

#14 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-06-16 12:55 AM | Reply

@#14 ... Michelle Obama is a lightning rod for MAGA morons and nazis. ...

Yup.

And I have been wondering if that comment was pre-orchestrated by the Trump admin.


#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-16 01:03 AM | Reply

Nah, he's said it before.

#16 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-06-16 01:05 AM | Reply

UFC and its following have generally always given me the ick. As well as adult pro wrestling fans. Not everyone, but a high percentage of people I've come across who are into that stuff, they're not really the kind of people I would feel comfortable with sharing deep conversation.

#17 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-06-16 06:59 AM | Reply

Michelle Obama is a lightning rod for MAGA morons and nazis.
#14 | Posted by hamburglar

I was in a D.C. hotel bar and a tall blond man, Dutch I think, was speaking into his phone explaining in Dutch (I think) how Michelle Obama is actually a man. Then, he hooked up with a middle age black guy.

I think the "Michelle Obama has a penis" is just another manifestation of the latent homosexuality that binds so many Conservatives together.

I mean, how is it not latent homosexuality to try believe that a pretty, attractive, powerful woman also has a large penis?

Michelle Obama is the outlet for their Homoerotic Jungle Fever, and they don't even realize it.

Tell us, boys. Michelle's is much bigger than yours, right?

#18 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-06-16 07:02 AM | Reply

The Pansy Factor looms large in in MAGAland.

#19 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-16 07:18 AM | Reply

He broke character and apologized backstage.

Well that ruins it. Never break kayfabe.

#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-16 08:06 AM | Reply

At least she's not a retired whore.

Are you sure she is retired?

#21 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-06-16 09:22 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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