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Trump's Iran deal puts the U.S. back where it was before the war, except Iran gets $400 billion

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-- The Daily Show (@thedailyshow.com) 11:08 AM · Jun 19, 2026

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"There will be no deal with Iran except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!"
Donald "Unconditional Surrender" Trump
3/6/26

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-19 05:10 AM | Reply

Iran is just another bankrupt Casino to Trump.

Such a Deal!

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-06-19 09:56 AM | Reply

From a guy that ----- his pants, is it really humiliation?

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-19 10:11 AM | Reply

Wikipedia Lists Result of Iran War as Iranian Victory

www.newsweek.com

The putrid orange pedo is a global laughingstock.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-19 12:02 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Wikipedia Lists Result of Iran War as Iranian Victory

More good news from Reinheitsgebot.

Cheers!

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-19 02:35 PM | Reply

For all their tough guy bleating, Pubs are terrible at winning wars.

#6 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-06-20 12:42 PM | Reply

The Strait is closed again

Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed over ceasefire violations after continued Israeli strikes in Lebanon

www.nbcnews.com

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-20 01:10 PM | Reply

Trump humiliates himself, first and always.

Does America now tolerate losers? If so, this place has changed a lot in ten short years years.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2026-06-20 02:50 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Hypocrisy continues to infest DC.

Well worth reading:

Tom Cotton, the Senate's foremost Iran hawk, is in a Trump-induced jam

Tom Cotton made his name in Washington as an outspoken critic of a Democratic president's deal to check Iran's nuclear ambitions.

Now, with a president of his own party angling toward a similarly structured agreement, the Arkansas Republican is so far using a softer voice.

Cotton, the No. 3 Senate Republican and Intelligence Committee chair, is not alone among GOP defense hawks in finding himself in an awkward position more than a decade after lambasting President Barack Obama's Iran deal.

www.politico.com

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-20 05:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Wikipedia Lists Result of Iran War as Iranian Victory

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-19 12:02 PM

Check the citations and the casualty list while you're at it lol.

#10 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 05:56 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Leave it to ---------- to brag about Minab.

#11 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-06-21 06:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Leave it to reins to thinking winning is getting your civilians and allies slaughtered hundreds and thousands to one. but they had to redirect oil! victory!

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 06:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Leave it to reins to thinking winning is getting your civilians and allies slaughtered hundreds and thousands to one. but they had to redirect oil! victory!

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg

They did win.

The US got NOTHING.

They came out hundreds of billions of dollars richer, the IRGC has MORE power, they control the strait, and sanctions are being lifted.

They only lost about 6,000-8,000 people. That's nothing to them.

For Iran, this couldn't have gone any better.

#13 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-06-21 06:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That's a very short term view strategically. It's caused a massive ramp on hardened infrastructure pivoted away from the strait. Financially, Iran also lost their air force, all naval assets above speedboat size, the 5th or 6th most dense air defense system on the planet, a large portion of their missile stockpile. Add it up and you'll get over $200 billion quite fast, and that's before we get to infrastructure.

It's not going great for their allies, Gaza is 70% occupied.
The Houthi Red Sea Shutdown never happened.

How's it going in Southern Lebanon? That's the important one. Without it, all talk of who gets the phyric victory on wikipedia is irrelevant. Lets check in!

A senior Israeli official to, responding to reports from Lebanon, said: "There are no concessions and no withdrawals. The Israeli army is deployed along the Blue Line in positions deemed optimal for the protection of our forces"

Yep, still occupied.

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 07:08 PM | Reply

"Commander of the IRGC Quds Force Qaani issued message to the Israeli soldiers: you have caused the deaths of 100 people in less than four days! If you do not leave southern Lebanon on your own feet, the same scenario of 2000 will repeat itself, in which you fled from this land in shame and disgrace. Today, if you insist on aggression and occupation, you will be expelled in humiliation and defeat"

Wikipedia says Hezbollah won that one too. War didn't really end, they traded attacks for another two decades before Hezbollah got their dicks blown off by pager bombs and reoccupied.

#15 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 07:11 PM | Reply

Sometimes "winning" is nothing more than forcing your adversary to expose its own ethical rot, base hypocrisy and extreme depth of depravity.

#16 | Posted by ExpectingReign at 2026-06-21 07:19 PM | Reply

Ahh, the "moral victory". Usually won by getting your ass beat.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 07:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

For those in power, anything that allows them to stay in power is a victory.

#18 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-06-21 08:17 PM | Reply

There will always be those who forget the lessons and long-term significance of Thermopylae.

#19 | Posted by ExpectingReign at 2026-06-21 08:29 PM | Reply

For those in power, anything that allows them to stay in power is a victory.

#18 | Posted by sentinel at 2026-06-21 08:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

For the party in power, I agree. For the individual in power, not so much. Lot of churn in the Iranian upper management this war.

#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-06-21 08:31 PM | Reply

Quite the lipstick on the pig.

#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-06-21 09:13 PM | Reply

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