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Tuesday, August 04, 2026

Trump said: "The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a score of 70, and am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I'm given very little time to practice, because I'm focused on many other things. It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!

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President Donald Trump was ridiculed by critics on Sunday after he claimed victory at one of his golf tournaments.

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-- Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 5:00 PM · Aug 2, 2026

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---- that fat ---------- pedophile

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-03 12:22 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He graciously accepted both trophies.

Everyone applauds, but you can see their gaping mouths.

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-08-03 01:31 AM | Reply

Some people are saying stinky scored a hole in one by banking a shot off of Ivana's gravestone.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-03 03:48 AM | Reply

There's "pathetic" and then there's "Trump Pathetic."

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-03 06:05 AM | Reply

Doc - There's "pathetic" and then there's "Trump Pathetic."

So TP no longer refers to toilet paper, but gives me an idea for a new nickname for the orange skidmark ... "1-ply" (TPTP) Thanks.

#5 | Posted by Chantresse at 2026-08-03 08:15 AM | Reply


There's "pathetic" and then there's "Trump Pathetic."
#4 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

Is your golf game better than this? Doc?
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I personally was quite amazed at this shot, I don't shoot much but this was pretty impressive.

But go ahead post a video of your short game, lets see if its more or less pathetic than Trumps.

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-08-03 09:30 PM | Reply

When he wasn't busy killing millions of people, Stalin was an ace at the billiards table.

#7 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-08-03 09:38 PM | Reply

When he wasn't busy killing millions of people, Stalin was an ace at the billiards table.

#8 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-08-03 09:38 PM | Reply

For CSAMRUNT:

Reminder, the only time Trump played a golf tournament where he couldn't cheat, the American Century celebrity tournament in 2006, he shot 52 over par in 3 rounds and finished in 62nd place out of 80 celebrities, then cheated on his wife with a pornstar

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-03 09:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I personally was quite amazed at this shot

Me too. After playing 7,000 holes as president he finally makes a shot worth posting.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-08-03 09:40 PM | Reply

Second double-post this evening. Shouldn't have played Arcaea with my niece for two straight hours beforehand.

#11 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-08-03 09:42 PM | Reply

He is a four year old. Play checkers with a four year old and if you win the next thing you will hear is "You cheated!"

#12 | Posted by TenMile at 2026-08-04 12:34 PM | Reply

Trump will forever be known as Pele, as he is notorious for kicking his ball out of the rough regardless of whether or not anyone is watching. Bottom line? His golf game wouldn't survive actual PGA officiating, and EVERYONE who plays that sport knows it. It's obvious that to Trump, cheating is actually better and way more fulfilling than undeniably winning on one's own merit. An empty trophy for a empty, empty man.

#13 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-08-04 01:09 PM | Reply

"unlike the rest of the field, I'm given very little time to practice... It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!"

Seriously? Insulting the other participants at his own tournament??

#14 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-08-04 01:40 PM | Reply

But go ahead post a video of your short game, lets see if its more or less pathetic than Trumps.

#6 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Go ahead and GFY.

I remember when my brother used to always beat me at pong on his Atari. It drove me nuts.

Until I realized.. He beat me because it was HIS Atari.

He could practice any time he wanted as long as he wanted.

If I was a billionaire and owned my own golf course(s) I guarantee I would be very good at golf. And much better than a fat bloated POS Trumpy. Obviously.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-04 01:52 PM | Reply

I can outplay that guy and I don't own a golf course.......well, actually I do.......sort of.

#16 | Posted by eberly at 2026-08-04 01:59 PM | Reply

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