Trump Blames Vandals for Damaged Grass
President Donald Trump says vandals are to blame for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall ...
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President Trump blamed vandals for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall in the same spot where he had a stage built and hosted crowds for his July 4 celebration.[image or embed] -- NBC4 Washington (@nbcwashington.com) 8:09 AM · Aug 17, 2026
President Trump blamed vandals for large swaths of dead grass on the National Mall in the same spot where he had a stage built and hosted crowds for his July 4 celebration.[image or embed]
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... "Look what VANDALS did to the grass connecting the vandalized World War II Monument and the vandalized Reflecting Pool, which will be opened again, and better than ever, shortly," Trump said on his Truth Social platform. "Anybody who thinks the Reflecting Pool wasn't vandalized should go back to Law School!" he added. Trump has repeatedly blamed vandals for damage to his renovation projects in the nation's capital, often without evidence and sometimes despite opposing accounts from his officials. Trump lashed out at U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro this month after her office concluded that damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was the result of poor construction and not the work of vandals, as Trump claimed. ...
"Anybody who thinks the Reflecting Pool wasn't vandalized should go back to Law School!" he added.
Trump has repeatedly blamed vandals for damage to his renovation projects in the nation's capital, often without evidence and sometimes despite opposing accounts from his officials.
Trump lashed out at U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro this month after her office concluded that damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was the result of poor construction and not the work of vandals, as Trump claimed. ...
#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-17 01:26 PM | Reply
@#1 ... Look what VANDALS did to the grass ... Anybody who thinks the Reflecting Pool wasn't vandalized should go back to Law School! ...
I agree, those two areas were vandalized.
The grass area, the rally that Pres Trump held there trampled and killed the grass.
Pres Trump's motorcade driving over the Reflecting Pool.
Why is Pres Trump trying to blame others (without evidence) for the damage he likely caused?
#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-17 01:34 PM | Reply
That's how he Rolls
#3 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-08-17 02:25 PM | Reply
Vandals identified: Independence Day festivities.
Will be wild!
#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-17 02:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Vandals and Huns and Visigoths ... Oh, my!
#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-17 02:44 PM | Reply
He's a ------- imbecile
#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-17 06:12 PM | Reply
It's always someone else's fault.
Does he not see just how stupid this makes him look?
#7 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-18 08:55 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
And "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles!"
#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-08-18 10:30 AM | Reply
static01.nyt.com
Stinky's pool guy will take care of it.
#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-18 10:34 AM | Reply
"The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles!" #8 | Posted by donnerboy
I thought Old Charley stole the handle. Now the train it won't stop going.
#10 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2026-08-18 11:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
Everything Trump destroys is blamed on vandals.
Has he figured out who vandalized the East Wing of the White House?
The Republican Party is the party of zero personal responsibility.
#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-18 11:45 AM | Reply
" The Republican Party is the party of zero personal responsibility."
On the contrary, they ARE The Party of Personal Responsibility.
But, only and always, SOMEONE ELSE's responsibility, and never their own.
#12 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-08-18 11:48 AM | Reply
"They are the party of personal responsibility."
It's always some other person's responsibility!
:)
#13 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-08-18 12:08 PM | Reply
Has he ever taken responsibility for any of his screw-ups, ever?
#14 | Posted by morris at 2026-08-18 07:18 PM | Reply
A sad, pathetic, joke gets sadder and more pathetic.
Make the winning stop.
#15 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-08-18 07:46 PM | Reply
Obligatory...
HEY!!! you kids...get off my lawn!
#16 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-08-18 08:02 PM | Reply
 
@#16
Edith Massey - Punks, Get Off The Grass (1982) www.youtube.com
#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-18 08:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Why doesn't Trump call up his buddies at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
#18 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-08-18 10:21 PM | Reply
Now that's funny.
#19 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-19 12:53 AM | Reply
He's GOT to stop letting his lover Natalie write his posts.
#20 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-08-19 08:02 PM | Reply
@#11 ... Has he figured out who vandalized the East Wing of the White House? ...
Good question.
#21 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-19 08:15 PM | Reply
@#17
fwiw, at the time I first heard that song on the local college station, Ms Massey was called the "Egg Lady."
But still a fun song ...
#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-19 08:18 PM | Reply
John Waters "actress"
#23 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-19 09:48 PM | Reply
@#19 ... Now that's funny. ...
Presuming you are referring to my #17, yeah.
Back in the day when I first heard the song on the local college station. I just laughed.
And, fwiw, back then, Ms Massey was referred to as "Egg Lady."
Edith Massey: The Egg Lady in Her Own Words (2021) www.baltimoremagazine.com
... May 1982. Ronald Reagan is U.S. President. Late Night with David Letterman debuts. "I Love Rock n' Roll" covered by Maryland's own Joan Jett & the Blackhearts is the hot pop single. And John Waters is packing midnight movie houses with audiences drawn to his singularly shocking style of alt-films. We are high school seniors at St. Paul's School for Girls, one of Baltimore's all-girls prep schools, buddied up in journalism class, and assigned one last article before graduating"a profile of a local celebrity. Instead of our classmates' more staid interview subjects, we decide to go big and bold with Edith "Edie" Massey. Leader of an all-girl punk rock band, Edie and the Eggs. Smutty greeting card model. Most famously, actress in a series of Waters' dark comedies. A campy character deeply entrenched in Baltimore's underground arts scene. Little do we know that ours would be the last interview the Egg Lady (her character, Divine's mother, in Pink Flamingos) would give before her death two years later in 1984. ...
We are high school seniors at St. Paul's School for Girls, one of Baltimore's all-girls prep schools, buddied up in journalism class, and assigned one last article before graduating"a profile of a local celebrity.
Instead of our classmates' more staid interview subjects, we decide to go big and bold with Edith "Edie" Massey. Leader of an all-girl punk rock band, Edie and the Eggs. Smutty greeting card model. Most famously, actress in a series of Waters' dark comedies. A campy character deeply entrenched in Baltimore's underground arts scene.
Little do we know that ours would be the last interview the Egg Lady (her character, Divine's mother, in Pink Flamingos) would give before her death two years later in 1984. ...
#24 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-08-20 01:45 AM | Reply
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