Mitch McConnell Returns to US Senate
Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate on Monday, ending a months-long medical absence.
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Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly[image or embed] -- The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) 10:05 PM · Sep 14, 2026
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly[image or embed]
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He looked so life like too.
#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-15 08:00 AM | Reply | Funny: 1
#1 | POSTED BY NIXON AT
The flesh has been allowed to soak in parafin.
#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-15 09:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Whoever made that animatronic Mitch so fast should be commended.
Should have given him more than one facial expression though.
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-15 10:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Mitch is the model for how the White House mafia will deal with Trump, and the country, after he has the Big One.
#4 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-15 10:41 AM | Reply
Why?
Retiring was the best (and most difficult) decision I have ever made. I easily added ten years to my life that day.
#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 10:59 AM | Reply
"Whoever made that animatronic Mitch so fast should be commended."
Disney World has its animatronic "Hall of Presidents"
With Fetterman and now McConnell, Congress will soon have its "Hall of MAGAbots"
#6 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 11:53 AM | Reply
@#1 ... He looked so life like too. ...
I saw one report indicating that only still pictures were allowed during his appearance. No videos.
#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-15 12:18 PM | Reply
Poster child for either term limits or n age limit / mandatory retirement age in government.
#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-09-15 12:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-09-15 12:38 PM | Reply | Flag:
Power and money go hand in hand.
#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-15 02:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
Why? #5 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY
Same reason Biden wanted to run again.
Boomers suck basically
Retiring was the best (and most difficult) decision I have ever made.
You need to think about this statement, and reconsider your positions on many things.
#10 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-15 04:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
#6 | POSTED BY PUMPKINHEAD
Its interesting you didn't say this about Biden as well.
I think both should be gone, but I am willing to bet you supported Bidens second run.
Again Boomers suck.
#11 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-15 04:31 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
The lights are on, but there is nobody at home.
#12 | Posted by Jaspar at 2026-09-15 05:08 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"But, but, Biden! But, but, Biden!"
Polly wanna Whataboutism cracker?
#13 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-15 06:14 PM | Reply
Forsooth, many of us didn't realize the Miqmaq tribe extended that far south into Kentucky: "Sometimes, dead is better."
"Hey, ho! Let's go!"
"FUNNY"
#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-09-15 06:49 PM | Reply
"I think both should be gone, but I am willing to bet you supported Bidens second run. "
In 2024 I wrote in Ralph Jaffe, RIP. Jaffe was older than Biden, but he would've made a great president because he was honest, dedicated, energetic, intellectually astute, had empathy, and made many smile by his kindness while in Baltimore. Biden wasn't gonna get my vote after enabling genocide against the Palestinian people and, after he pooped the bed and dropped out, neither would have Harris.
So what did you bet and what do I win? Your prized window seat on the DR short bus?
#15 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 07:15 PM | Reply
Guess they finally found a body double.
#16 | Posted by DarkVader at 2026-09-15 09:56 PM | Reply
Biden knew he needed to run again but Biden did not run again.
The commie spyboy lies just keep on coming.
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 10:51 PM | Reply
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