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How much did you pay for tickets?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 11:16 AM | Reply

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Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 11:17 AM | Reply

Boomer does what?

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-29 11:23 AM | Reply

"No lube? How rude!"

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-09-29 11:57 AM | Reply

"Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?"

Public differences of opinion are not tolerated in the virtual NDA that MAGAts mentally sign before they are initiated into the cult.

#5 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-29 12:02 PM | Reply

-Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?

no, it's not a serious question.

you can't ask a serious question. You simply can't do it.

#6 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 12:05 PM | Reply

So, Boaz, was pulled out of someone's... what?

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-29 12:29 PM | Reply

Odd that this didn't seem to make the news anywhere.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-09-29 12:51 PM | Reply

-Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?
no, it's not a serious question.
you can't ask a serious question. You simply can't do it.

#6 | Posted by eberly

I think that's a damn serious question. You can change the specifics but the underlying point was made.

If the Epstein Files -- which to me are irrelevant at this point, except to uncover/highlight the Epstein/Russian intelligence connection -- came with videotapes and Donald J. Trump providing voiceover narration of what pubescent ------- he was twisting and why, 75 percent of his remaining 30 percent of support would claim everything was doctored and Biden covered up worse. And his son likes cocaine. And had a computer.

Eberly, you've said Trump is (my words in your mouth) morally bankrupt and it would be best for everyone if he went away.

But there are a lot of Americans we're going to have to live with when DJT/POS is gone who will for a while anyway say he got shafted. Those people are not going away.

And they'll still be voting, in much greater numbers than before 2008.

A very serious question. Madonna should answer some as well.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 01:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Sorry: the Israeli/Russian intelligence connection.

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 01:06 PM | Reply

Odd that this didn't seem to make the news anywhere.

Yeah if Janet Jackson's ----- was international news this would have been all anyone was talking about if it was true.

#11 | Posted by qcp at 2026-09-29 01:34 PM | Reply

"That's not a -----.....I'll show you a -----....watch this....."

-Clownshack

sorry...couldn't resist.

#12 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 01:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

9

I still don't see how it's a serious question.

for several reasons..

1. Zed asked it.
2. Would it change YOUR opinion of him if Trump did this? Of course not
3. It wouldn't change MY opinion of him either way
4. Does it change Zed's opinion of him? of course not
5. Does it change anyone's opinion of him, including his own voters? If so....does it matter at this point anyway?

#13 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 01:47 PM | Reply

Washed up entertainer doing what washed up entertainers do... Searching for attention.

It's also very unsurprising, Madonna has been into shocking ---- for a long time.

Also, I cracked a rib reading #12

#14 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 01:48 PM | Reply

- I think that's a damn serious question. You can change the specifics but the underlying point was made.

Would it change your opinion of Biden if you knew he took inappropriate showers with his young daughter?

This is easy

#15 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 01:50 PM | Reply

"Washed up entertainer"

Riiiiiiiiight.

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 01:56 PM | Reply

Also......it wasn't a -----. It was a laser.

and even Megyn Kelly admitted she pretended to pull it out of her ass.

so was the serious question from Zed (yeah...I know) was to compare if Trump pretended to pull something out of his ass or not?

Doesn't sound like his style. He's willing to do all kinds of other ---- for attention.

Like.......staging an assassination.

why don't we ask Madonna that?

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:00 PM | Reply

f you're still watching Madonna... You deserve the crabs and yeast infection that came from her through your TV.

#18 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth

BWAAAAAA
You're stoooopid .
--And Colbert " won " the Emmy...
BWAAAAAAA

#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:07 PM | Reply

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 01:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

25 years ago, that may have meant something.

#20 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 02:09 PM | Reply

" 25 years ago, that may have meant something."

And here you are, posting about it.

#21 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 02:13 PM | Reply

Here is a serious question for Zed....would your opinion of Taylor Swift change if she pulled a ----- out of her ----?

#22 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Megan Kelly who famously said, Jeffrey Epstein was "not a pedophile" because he preferred "15-year-old girls."

Is offended by something Madonna did?

At least the performers were willing participants.

And adults.

#23 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:21 PM | Reply

would your opinion of Taylor Swift change if she pulled a ----- out of her ----?
#22 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Taylor Swift isn't putting anything up that virgin butt hole.

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:22 PM | Reply

My only opinion of Taylor Swift is that she is cute. Are dildoes relevant to that?

#25 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 02:27 PM | Reply

-Taylor Swift isn't putting anything up that virgin butt hole.

"Not for a lack of trying"

-Travis Kelce

#26 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I'm sort of imagining Taylor and Madonna putting things in their butt..........maybe get Megyn into that scene.....

Let's keep Trump out of that image.

#27 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:37 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Not for a lack of trying"

-Travis Kelce

:D

#28 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:50 PM | Reply

I'm sort of imagining Taylor and Madonna putting things in their butt..........maybe get Megyn into that scene.....

by eberly

No no no.
.... Let's think more like Sydney Sweeney and Sophie Cunningham.
-- to get the image of Madonnas crusty old OVER USED lower half out of my mind.

#29 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:59 PM | Reply

------------- is more interested in Ted Nugent's crusty britches.

#30 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-29 03:00 PM | Reply

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