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How much did you pay for tickets?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 11:16 AM | Reply

POSTED BY SUBLIBERAL

Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 11:17 AM | Reply

Boomer does what?

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-29 11:23 AM | Reply

"No lube? How rude!"

#4 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-09-29 11:57 AM | Reply

"Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?"

Public differences of opinion are not tolerated in the virtual NDA that MAGAts mentally sign before they are initiated into the cult.

#5 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-29 12:02 PM | Reply

-Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?

no, it's not a serious question.

you can't ask a serious question. You simply can't do it.

#6 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 12:05 PM | Reply

So, Boaz, was pulled out of someone's... what?

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-29 12:29 PM | Reply

Odd that this didn't seem to make the news anywhere.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-09-29 12:51 PM | Reply

-Serious question: If Donald Trump pulled a ----- out of his ----, would it change your opinion of him?
no, it's not a serious question.
you can't ask a serious question. You simply can't do it.

#6 | Posted by eberly

I think that's a damn serious question. You can change the specifics but the underlying point was made.

If the Epstein Files -- which to me are irrelevant at this point, except to uncover/highlight the Epstein/Russian intelligence connection -- came with videotapes and Donald J. Trump providing voiceover narration of what pubescent ------- he was twisting and why, 75 percent of his remaining 30 percent of support would claim everything was doctored and Biden covered up worse. And his son likes cocaine. And had a computer.

Eberly, you've said Trump is (my words in your mouth) morally bankrupt and it would be best for everyone if he went away.

But there are a lot of Americans we're going to have to live with when DJT/POS is gone who will for a while anyway say he got shafted. Those people are not going away.

And they'll still be voting, in much greater numbers than before 2008.

A very serious question. Madonna should answer some as well.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 01:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Sorry: the Israeli/Russian intelligence connection.

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 01:06 PM | Reply

Odd that this didn't seem to make the news anywhere.

Yeah if Janet Jackson's ----- was international news this would have been all anyone was talking about if it was true.

#11 | Posted by qcp at 2026-09-29 01:34 PM | Reply

"That's not a -----.....I'll show you a -----....watch this....."

-Clownshack

sorry...couldn't resist.

#12 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 01:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

9

I still don't see how it's a serious question.

for several reasons..

1. Zed asked it.
2. Would it change YOUR opinion of him if Trump did this? Of course not
3. It wouldn't change MY opinion of him either way
4. Does it change Zed's opinion of him? of course not
5. Does it change anyone's opinion of him, including his own voters? If so....does it matter at this point anyway?

#13 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 01:47 PM | Reply

Washed up entertainer doing what washed up entertainers do... Searching for attention.

It's also very unsurprising, Madonna has been into shocking ---- for a long time.

Also, I cracked a rib reading #12

#14 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 01:48 PM | Reply

- I think that's a damn serious question. You can change the specifics but the underlying point was made.

Would it change your opinion of Biden if you knew he took inappropriate showers with his young daughter?

This is easy

#15 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 01:50 PM | Reply

"Washed up entertainer"

Riiiiiiiiight.

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 01:56 PM | Reply

Also......it wasn't a -----. It was a laser.

and even Megyn Kelly admitted she pretended to pull it out of her ass.

so was the serious question from Zed (yeah...I know) was to compare if Trump pretended to pull something out of his ass or not?

Doesn't sound like his style. He's willing to do all kinds of other ---- for attention.

Like.......staging an assassination.

why don't we ask Madonna that?

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:00 PM | Reply

f you're still watching Madonna... You deserve the crabs and yeast infection that came from her through your TV.

#18 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth

BWAAAAAA
You're stoooopid .
--And Colbert " won " the Emmy...
BWAAAAAAA

#19 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:07 PM | Reply

That's why she won 7 awards, including Artist of the Year.

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 01:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

25 years ago, that may have meant something.

#20 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 02:09 PM | Reply

" 25 years ago, that may have meant something."

And here you are, posting about it.

#21 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-09-29 02:13 PM | Reply

Here is a serious question for Zed....would your opinion of Taylor Swift change if she pulled a ----- out of her ----?

#22 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Megan Kelly who famously said, Jeffrey Epstein was "not a pedophile" because he preferred "15-year-old girls."

Is offended by something Madonna did?

At least the performers were willing participants.

And adults.

#23 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:21 PM | Reply

would your opinion of Taylor Swift change if she pulled a ----- out of her ----?
#22 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Taylor Swift isn't putting anything up that virgin butt hole.

#24 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:22 PM | Reply

My only opinion of Taylor Swift is that she is cute. Are dildoes relevant to that?

#25 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-29 02:27 PM | Reply

-Taylor Swift isn't putting anything up that virgin butt hole.

"Not for a lack of trying"

-Travis Kelce

#26 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I'm sort of imagining Taylor and Madonna putting things in their butt..........maybe get Megyn into that scene.....

Let's keep Trump out of that image.

#27 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 02:37 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Not for a lack of trying"

-Travis Kelce

:D

#28 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 02:50 PM | Reply

I'm sort of imagining Taylor and Madonna putting things in their butt..........maybe get Megyn into that scene.....

by eberly

No no no.
.... Let's think more like Sydney Sweeney and Sophie Cunningham.
-- to get the image of Madonnas crusty old OVER USED lower half out of my mind.

#29 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-09-29 02:59 PM | Reply

------------- is more interested in Ted Nugent's crusty britches.

#30 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-29 03:00 PM | Reply

Rines just jelly because no one will put anything up his butt.

#31 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-09-29 05:20 PM | Reply

I cracked a rib reading #12
#14 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTURDS

Osteoporosis is dangerous for people your age.

Try taking calcium supplements with your ivermectin.

Best of luck!

#32 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-29 05:42 PM | Reply

you can't ask a serious question. You simply can't do it.

#6 | Posted by eberly

And you can't give a serious answer, soooo....

#33 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-29 06:23 PM | Reply

Who cares.

It's Madonna. She has been begging for attention since...the beginning of her career?

Also, it's Megyn Kelly. Who has also been begging for attention her entire career...she's just been more discreet about putting things in her a&&.

F*&^ off, boaz. You're still a pathetic cuck with nothing to offer.

#34 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-29 06:25 PM | Reply

-And you can't give a serious answer, soooo....

Ask a serious question and watch what happens, little fella

#35 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 06:35 PM | Reply

LOL I've watched you dodge, dance and deflect many a serious question, little fella

#36 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-29 06:47 PM | Reply

For instance, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Eberly: Well, first we have to consider what party is this woodchuck from. If they're a democrat then they're clearly trans and are always chucking wood. If they're not, then they clearly can't chuck wood because I can't see all that wood they're chucking straight to their personal bank accounts. If they're farmers, then I don't know if they're chucking any wood but they're definitely not stupid a s*&^ even though they voted for their own demise multiple times.

#37 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-29 06:54 PM | Reply

#37

Hilarious because it's true.

#38 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-29 06:58 PM | Reply

Luvsorangeturds ------ chute is permanently dilated after abusing his burly sister's ----- collection.

#39 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-29 07:03 PM | Reply

What I figured.

Nothing.

Can't even muster up a serious question.

It's obvious why

#40 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 07:13 PM | Reply

But thanks for revealing the deep emotional issues you're dragging around, little fella.

#41 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 07:21 PM | Reply

2. Would it change YOUR opinion of him if Trump did this? Of course not.
#13 | Posted by eberly

Of course. You've never heard of prurient interest? I keep hoping my work satisfies it, but it doesn't.

My opinion of Trump can always change. It's called responding to facts.

Trump has proved some things have no bottom, like my opinion of him. If he pulled the truth out of his ass, that would also change my opinion, but hardly. I'd have to recover first.

By the way, the funniest line in theology came from a saint 1600 years ago:

"God, grant me chastity, but not just yet." --Augustine

#42 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 07:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's Madonna. She has been begging for attention since...the beginning of her career?
Also, it's Megyn Kelly. Who has also been begging for attention her entire career...she's just been more discreet about putting things in her a&&.
#34 | Posted by jpw

End of story.

#43 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-29 07:27 PM | Reply

-You've never heard of prurient interest?

Not by that term.

#44 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-29 08:58 PM | Reply

Eberly after that take down of Clowhack you should just walk away from the keyboard, what is there left to say?

I'll buy you a whiskey.

#45 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-29 09:30 PM | Reply

What I figured.

Nothing.

Can't even muster up a serious question.

It's obvious why

#40 | Posted by eberly

Let me get this straight.

You're expecting a serious question...

...on a thread about a 68 year old has been pop star...

...pulling something out of her a&&?

Ok.

Does one have to wear a larger sized Depends if they're consistently putting stuff up their a&&? Or, is this dependent on whether it's a&& lasers since they cause leakage?

You seem to think this thread topic is in your wheelhouse of expertise, so there's my serous question.

#46 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-30 07:15 AM | Reply

prurient interest: "Prurient interest is a shameful, morbid, or excessive focus on sexual matters, nudity, or excretion."

Use in a sentence: "My life is made more interesting being paid to read books that appeal to my prurient interest."

Everyone's got prurient interest. Only the usual suspects / known pervs around here bring it into their conversations regularly.

When the president of the United States is an endless source of feeding prurient interest, Houston, we have a problem.

#47 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-30 07:25 AM | Reply

-You're expecting a serious question...

not from you nor Zed.

Forget the topic. It's simply beyond you. You're too angry to be serious.

#48 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-30 09:05 AM | Reply

-I'll buy you a whiskey.

I'd love it if you, Clown and myself could sit down and pull a cork.

JPW can bring us the glasses and the ice. And then I'll resist the urge to shoot him like they did poor Spider in "Goodfellas" after he tells one of us to go ---- ourselves.

#49 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-30 09:07 AM | Reply

Gavin McInnes created the Proud Boys by shoving a ----- up his ass.

#50 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-09-30 12:34 PM | Reply

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