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Monday, November 02, 2026

President Donald Trump said he could have won the Vietnam War in a week, but appeared to mix up cities central to the conflict. Trump was talking about his operations in Iran and Venezuela at a rally in Dubuque, Iowa, on Sunday, comparing them to previous wars. "Vietnam, 21 years, thousands and thousands of people killed, hundreds of thousands of people killed," he said, "Afghanistan, years and years ... we never fight to win." "Agent Orange," Trump said, "even though it's red." "Agent Orange, they drop it in the forest for years and years and years, instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City and the different places," he continued. "I would have won that war in one week."

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The malodorous, child-raping orange gash who cowers in food carts could've won the Vietnam war in a week? Lol

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-11-02 10:32 AM | Reply

Of course he'd have tried to bomb Saigon. Fyucking idiot.

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2026-11-02 10:42 AM | Reply

"I would have won that war in one week."

Soon to be..

"It was a rigged war. In fact, We WON that war!"

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-11-02 11:00 AM | Reply

The same war he draft dodged by having bone spurs.
Now he says he would have won it.
So why'd he draft dodge it?

DR Veterans who voted for Trump know why he dodged the draft.
Because he's better than them.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-11-02 11:08 AM | Reply

Video of Trump winning the Vietnam War:

www.youtube.com

#5 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-11-02 11:57 AM | Reply

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