Let me guess no part of that country produces the right kind of oil

Actually it should work well. Getting it out of the ground will be expensive and time consuming.

We'll finally corner the asphalt market!

That's not a small thing. Most refineries in the US need heavy crude, and most crude that the US produces is light. Sweet, light crude is good for making gasoline, but not so good for anything else.

"Gulf of Mexico" became the common and accepted name.

Now Mexico calls it, "Golfo de Gringo Loco".

If someone in Canada goes online and opens Google Maps or Google Earth, it will show 'Lake Ontario'.

I just checked, and that is true.

Why lie about things that are so easy to check?

why are we bombing them again?

Because the guy with the Nobel Peace Prize on his desk says so.

Mike Rogers should've quit with M.A.S.H.

I think that was Wayne.

his EOs will be good for souvenirs

497 so far.

See, born in Canada.

Well, Alberta. It's the new Quebec.

I've been here longer than you.

A whole 1% longer. Impressive.

Are they also going back to port

Not a US port.

MAGA likes to say things like "Mess with the bull, you get the horns".

And that is true. The horns is all the bull has. It has a brain the size of a walnut. Not many other options.

... and how well has that worked out? tactics without a strategy.

As well as expected.

So, when China starts unloading boatloads of humanoid robots against Taiwan, what is the US going to do?

Start bombing Cuba.

what happens to our soldiers if they face wave after wave of thousands of those robots coming at them?

They won't. The US only fights from the air.

250,000 gathered around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to listen to the speech.

Back when it wasn't American Flag Green.

The stations I checked that originally converted to the "Freedom Fuel Network" were United, GasnGo, Valero and Karco.

Other than run away and hide, I mean.

Typically, Daddy bought them an apartment in Vancouver and a "Fast & Furious" car just to get rid of them.

Apparently he has been deported.

Boomers are the worst of the worst. Americas most selfish generation.

And one of them is President.

"To get in there, you have to be very smart, have to do a lot of things physically good. So I would have had no trouble making it, I'm physically very, very good."

~Lewzer

I remember looking up these places and they were mostly independent stations I have never heard of. Valero, Karco... things like that.

No wonder they were so pissed!

No doubt. They were planning on going home from there.

Making Da Nang beaches safe

That's where USS George Washington was partying before she got shipped off to the Gulf of Oman.

More Trump stupidity.

It's actually pretty harmless. Comedic, in fact.

Do you want to raze Tehran to the ground?

Of course he does.