Friday, August 15, 2025

AUSA Charged with Assault for Hurling Hoagie at CBP Agent

On 10 Aug at 2306 hours on a Washington DC street in the NW, Department of Justice trial attorney Sean Charles Dunn allegedly pointed his finger at a CBP agent on duty and began shouting at him: "F*** you! You f***ing fascists! Why are you here? I don't want you in my city!" The defendant than threw his Subway sandwich at the CBP agent which struck him on the chest. The trial attorney attempted to flee on foot but was apprehended. While being processed, Dunn confessed: "I did it. I threw a sandwich." Dunn was charged with violation of 18 U.S.C. 111(a)(1) (Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers and employees of the US) and was then fired by USAG Pam Bondi: Brutal Subway Sandwich Attack!.

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There is no information about the injuries sustained by the tactically armored, heavily-armed CBP agent after the Subway sandwich hit his chest. There is also no information as to what kind of hoagie the defendant was enjoying before hurling it at the praetorian. 18 U.S.C. 111(a)(1) was the same statute applied to many of the white supremacist seditionists who stormed the US Capitol on 6 Jan 2021 on behalf of Dummkopf Trumpf. A criminal complaint is merely an accusation. Mr. Dunn is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. And in that court of law, Mr. Dunn will be immediately recognized by many of the court personnel, including the presiding judge.
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-15 02:28 AM

Jury nullification.

#2 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-15 04:03 AM

#2: I think you're right about jury nullification. Moreover, Sean Charles Dunn knows the judges, the AUSAs, Legal Aid attorneys, and DUSMs at this district. AUSA Jeanine "Hic!" Pirro may request a change of venue to ensure an impartial trial. Too bad I don't live in the Wash DC area anymore because I'd attend the proceedings.

"Agent Tackleberry, how badly were you hurt by the Subway sandwich hitting your tactical vest and what kind of hero was it?"

This incident reminded me of this recent Washington DC case: drudge.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-15 05:13 AM

"Agent Tackleberry, how badly were you hurt by the Subway sandwich hitting your tactical vest and what kind of hero was it?"

Priceless!

Yup, jury nullification.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-15 05:53 AM

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