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Saturday, August 16, 2025

On 10 Aug at 2306 hours on a Washington DC street in the NW, Department of Justice trial attorney Sean Charles Dunn allegedly pointed his finger at a CBP agent on duty and began shouting at him: "F*** you! You f***ing fascists! Why are you here? I don't want you in my city!" The defendant than threw his Subway sandwich at the CBP agent which struck him on the chest. The trial attorney attempted to flee on foot but was apprehended. While being processed, Dunn confessed: "I did it. I threw a sandwich." Dunn was charged with violation of 18 U.S.C. 111(a)(1) (Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers and employees of the US) and was then fired by USAG Pam Bondi: Brutal Subway Sandwich Attack!.

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There is no information about the injuries sustained by the tactically armored, heavily-armed CBP agent after the Subway sandwich hit his chest. There is also no information as to what kind of hoagie the defendant was enjoying before hurling it at the praetorian. 18 U.S.C. 111(a)(1) was the same statute applied to many of the white supremacist seditionists who stormed the US Capitol on 6 Jan 2021. A criminal complaint is merely an accusation. Mr. Dunn is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. And in that court of law, Mr. Dunn will be immediately recognized by many of the court personnel, including the presiding judge.
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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-15 02:28 AM | Reply

Jury nullification.

#2 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-08-15 04:03 AM | Reply

#2: I think you're right about jury nullification. Moreover, Sean Charles Dunn knows the judges, the AUSAs, Legal Aid attorneys, and DUSMs at this district. AUSA Jeanine "Hic!" Pirro may request a change of venue to ensure an impartial trial. Too bad I don't live in the Wash DC area anymore because I'd attend the proceedings.

"Agent Tackleberry, how badly were you hurt by the Subway sandwich hitting your tactical vest and what kind of hero was it?"

This incident reminded me of this recent Washington DC case: drudge.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-15 05:13 AM | Reply

"Agent Tackleberry, how badly were you hurt by the Subway sandwich hitting your tactical vest and what kind of hero was it?"

Priceless!

Yup, jury nullification.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-15 05:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

skip the sandwich. next time throw tomatoes or eggs.

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-15 11:10 AM | Reply

Rotten tomatoes and eggs. Preferably.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-15 11:12 AM | Reply

I just need to know if it was a Six inch or a Footlong and was the bread toasted?

#7 | Posted by danni at 2025-08-16 11:53 AM | Reply

If someone threw a sandwich at me, I'm not sure I'd involve the law. I think that I'd start laughing at them for throwing away their lunch.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-16 11:55 AM | Reply

Republicans aren't called Crybullies by accident.

#9 | Posted by zarnon at 2025-08-16 11:58 AM | Reply

www.youtube.com

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-16 03:25 PM | Reply

Weapon of Meat Destruction.

And, ya, what an ----- for filing charges. Gee, that sandwich must have hurt with that Kevlar vest and all.

#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-17 03:29 AM | Reply

Hi American Unity: At trial I can't wait for defense counsel to cross-examine the ICE goon about his injuries and then the USDJ ruling on the case.

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-17 03:41 AM | Reply

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

CBP goon is a wussy pu**y

#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-17 03:43 AM | Reply

"Ow! Quit it! Stop throwing sandwiches at me!"

#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-17 03:50 AM | Reply

@#8 ... If someone threw a sandwich at me, I'm not sure I'd involve the law. ...

Depends upon the circumstances, imo.

And whether or not the person throwing the sandwich is liable is up to the Courts.

#15 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-17 03:58 AM | Reply

Of course, this joke was bound to occur and will occur again.

Any response or action against one of these pieces of s^*% will have the book thrown at it while every abuse they commit will be justified as necessary.

Just wait until the shooting starts ...

#16 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-17 07:49 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Most Jan 6 protesters did nothing more than walk through the Capital and spent years in solitary and were threatened with decades long sentences. Physically assaulting a Federal Officer is a serious crime, lock him up and throw away the key.

#17 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-17 11:16 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Most Jan 6 protesters did nothing more than walk
#17 | Posted by visitor_

You lie.

#18 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-17 11:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"and spent years in solitary"

ICE Agents cover their faces so normal people don't know who they are, because ICE Agents fear retribution for their daily crimes.

The same applies to Jan 6 protesters. The ones who were put in isolation, it was to protect them from retribution for their crimes.

Here's what you should do, Visitor_.

Find a pardoned Jan 6 rioter and ask them if they would have rather served out their time in Alligator Auschwitz.

#19 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-17 11:23 AM | Reply

They were just walking!

Years in solitary! Decades even! Prison was horrible!

And they took away the shamans horns! It was awful.

Assaulting an officer with a hoagie is a serious crime!

lol

GFY with a hoagie you big baby.

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-17 11:31 AM | Reply

Spend years in solitary for trespassing in a leaking, moldy jail that was condemned for being substandard or a stay at a brand new, modern and pristine facility? Actually most should have paid a minimal fine at the worst. The insignificant tiny minority that allegedly assaulted police officers should have been allowed bail.

#21 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-17 11:38 AM | Reply

Physically assaulting a Federal Officer is a serious crime, lock him up and throw away the key.

#17 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

This little b^%*# is probably a lumpy little p^%% like most of the American Gest ... I mean ICE agents were seeing in the news.

#22 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-17 11:57 AM | Reply

#21 trying to overturn an election has consequences, s^%#bag.

#23 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-17 11:58 AM | Reply

Physically assaulting a Federal Officer is a serious crime, lock him up and throw away the key.
#17 | Posted by visitor_

The insignificant tiny minority that allegedly assaulted police officers should have been allowed bail.
#21 | Posted by visitor_

^
Just four posts for the MAGA mushbrain to do a complete 180.
You're a credit to the White Race, Visitor_

#24 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-17 12:09 PM | Reply

Spend years in solitary for trespassing in a leaking, moldy jail that was condemned for being substandard or a stay at a brand new, modern and pristine facility?

Sounds like you had a bad time in there bro. No prison rapes? You lucky bastage!

Sorry you had to face the consequences of your actions bro.

Next time don't assault the US Capitol and those defending it.

Consider yourself lucky you weren't hanged for treason.

Because if I was in charge and as angry as I was watching you desecrate our nations capitol .. I'd have been all for it.

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-17 12:16 PM | Reply

You must be a Nancy Boy if you find mostly well behaved tourists walking through the Capital so triggering. The sandwich thrower is guilty of assault, a tiny handful of Jan 6 protesters were also guilty of assault. Same crime, same penalty.

#26 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-17 12:42 PM | Reply

Visiturd sanctions ------------ cop killers.

#27 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-17 12:43 PM | Reply

" Same crime, same penalty."

Except you backed wildly DIFFERENT penalties.

How about if both of your faces talk to each other and come up with one answer?

#28 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-08-17 12:47 PM | Reply

"You must be a Nancy Boy if you find mostly well behaved tourists walking through the Capital so triggering"

Is "mostly well behaved" when all you do that isn't well behaved is smear ---- on the walls?

It's your distinction, "Mostly well behaved." Tell us what parts of the behavior weren't good, okay?

#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-17 12:48 PM | Reply

"The sandwich thrower is guilty of assault"

The trial hasn't happened yet, so no, he's not actually guilty of assault yet.

Perhaps civilians should get the same Qualified Immunity that cops get. There's no training or law that specifically states throwing a sandwich is a crime.

#30 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-17 12:49 PM | Reply

Only a b^*%# like visitor would take the sandwich hit as "assault."

#31 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-17 02:34 PM | Reply

I mean it was a Subway sandwich that makes it a bit egregious, also the reason why dude was willing to lose his sandwich.

#32 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2025-08-17 03:02 PM | Reply

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#33 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-17 03:11 PM | Reply

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#34 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-08-17 03:26 PM | Reply

"Run away! The enemy is throwing sandwiches at us! Run!"

#35 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-17 03:43 PM | Reply

Fact is tat if you hurl anything at a police officer you are subject to arrest for assault of attempted assault.

#36 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-08-18 01:38 AM | Reply

Unless it's a fire extinguisher hurled by an irate MAGAt.

Then it's tourism.

#37 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-18 02:20 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

#37: Too bad the AUSA didn't throw a urinal cake at the goon: www.retailmarket.net

#38 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-18 02:42 AM | Reply

In some ways humorous but assault is assault. Reminds me of Michael Fanone crying like a baby and claiming PTSD during his "testimony".

#39 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-18 10:50 AM | Reply

You are one ------- sick POS. In case no one's let you know that before.

#40 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-18 10:52 AM | Reply

#39 - just to be clear, you -------- loser, Fanone suffered a heart attack during the January 6th Capitol riot. He was also beaten, tased, and suffered a concussion and traumatic brain injury during the assault.

#41 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-18 10:53 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

FA/FO

I hope he lost his entire career over it. The felony should stick at least another 16 years... Until the DNC can figure out how to steal another election and get another horrid president in place that would pardon him.

#42 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-08-18 11:22 AM | Reply

I hope he lost his entire career over it.
#42 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Yeah that tracks.

You're completely terrified.

Only Trump and Big Government can make you feel safe.

#43 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 11:32 AM | Reply

#43 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 11:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

No one cares what the 19% says anymore.

#44 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-08-18 11:35 AM | Reply

You are merely mad that I am right about you.

Your life is defined by fear and resentment.

#45 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 11:41 AM | Reply

Next time you see a cop, throw a sandwich at him. FAFO, let us know how it turns out. If he's not a pants ------ like Fanone or Dunn I bet it won't go well.

#46 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-18 11:42 AM | Reply

"Until the DNC can figure out how to steal another election"

LOL

#47 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-18 11:43 AM | Reply

Is the demented------------------- still considering a pardon for repug idol Derek Chauvin?

#48 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-18 11:45 AM | Reply

"I hope he lost his entire career over it."

I bet you do. Did you get a dopamine hit for every DOGED federal employee fired too? You maga creeps get a real kick out of revenge and cruelty.

Because that's the kind of sick dystopia world you Nazi wannabes want to live in.

Apparently.

#49 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-18 11:47 AM | Reply

"Next time you see a cop, throw a sandwich at him."

You're terrified.

#50 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 11:48 AM | Reply

You maga creeps get a real kick out of revenge and cruelty.
#49 | Posted by donnerboy

People like Visitor_ and Boaz and LftHndThrds is why the Nazis put peepholes into the gas chambers.

#51 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 11:50 AM | Reply

" . If he's not a pants ------ like Fanone"

He took a hellacious beating by your ilk for being a cop.

youd be crying for sure, tough guy.

#52 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-08-18 11:51 AM | Reply

"Next time you see a cop, throw a sandwich at him."

If I see a cop acting like a jack booted thug on my street I will stand back and film him.

If I see Trumpy's ICE holes on MY street violating the civil rights of any of my neighbors or residents I will have my wife or son hold the camera while I throw whatever I have available at them.

Preferably rotten tomatoes but I do always have a good supply of dog poop available though.

#53 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-18 11:57 AM | Reply

No one cares what the 19% says anymore.

#44 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Which 19% are you hating on today?

Also how is that Ceasefire coming along?

What are you going to do now?

Dear Leader done TACOed again.

#54 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-18 12:07 PM | Reply

-If I see Trumpy's ICE holes on MY street violating the civil rights of any of my neighbors or residents I will have my wife or son hold the camera while I throw whatever I have available at them.

It's nice you imagine seeing yourself doing that.

But you won't and you know it. You're lying through your teeth.

#55 | Posted by eberly at 2025-08-18 12:09 PM | Reply

No one cares what the 19% says anymore.

#44 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS AT 2025-08-18 11:35 AM | FLAG:

I'm not one of those 19% that's OK with the Democrats, but I will vote for them over any MAGA without a second thought. You just don't understand what the poll actually means, so you come up with some nonsensical interpretation devoid of any thought.

Then I sit back and point at you and laugh.

#56 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-18 12:19 PM | Reply

-I'm not one of those 19% that's OK with the Democrats

I didn't care what "19%" thing meant....now I do.

What's the significance of that? who are they?

and how is it possible Yav is not one of them?

#57 | Posted by eberly at 2025-08-18 12:21 PM | Reply

No one cares what the 19% says anymore.
#44 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

^
Republicans are full of excuses for why it isn't important to listen to anyone but themselves or Trump.
Al Gore has a private jet, therefore we don't have to listen to what he says about global warming.
Trump also has a private jet, and so do the fossil fuel CEOs, but some that doesn't disqualify them.

#58 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 12:27 PM | Reply

Reading LFT posts makes 84 percent of people dumber, a study shows.

#59 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-18 12:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Uh oh. We are in trouble now.

Beverly is "concerned"..

Watch him show us how he doesn't know how to use Google yet. Much less an AI.

#60 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-18 12:37 PM | Reply

"Only 19 percent of respondents to a new Quinnipiac University poll approve of the way Democrats in Congress are doing their job."

I agree with the majority. Until recently the Democrats were shht. If I was asked that question I'd have screeamed out "NO!"

#61 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-18 12:38 PM | Reply

Not surprised Snoofy doesn't doesn't understand.

Algore is a hypocrite because he uses the government to force the rest of us to live in poverty and use less fossil fuel, while at the same time Algore is using enormous amounts himself with a private jet and multiple homes. He sacrifices nothing.

#62 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-18 12:50 PM | Reply

"Algore is a hypocrite because he uses the government to force the rest of us to live in poverty and use less fossil fuel,"

You live in poverty?

That's your fault, kid.

#63 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 12:52 PM | Reply

"while at the same time Algore is using enormous amounts himself with a private jet and multiple homes."

^
You're jealous of Al Gore.

#64 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 12:53 PM | Reply

Algore is a hypocrite because he uses the government to force the rest of us to live in poverty and use less fossil fuel, while at the same time Algore is using enormous amounts himself with a private jet and multiple homes. He sacrifices nothing.

#62 | Posted by visitor_ a

And therefore climate change isn't real right? What exactly is your argument?

#65 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-08-18 12:54 PM | Reply

"Until recently the Democrats were shht."

When exactly was that?

#66 | Posted by eberly at 2025-08-18 12:58 PM | Reply

I'll believe it's a problem when those profiting from promoting it as a problem make the same sacrifices they require from the rest of us.

#67 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-18 12:58 PM | Reply

I think the Democratic Party has been pretty consistent for the past 25 years

#68 | Posted by eberly at 2025-08-18 01:01 PM | Reply

Times have changed, though.

#69 | Posted by YAV at 2025-08-18 01:10 PM | Reply

I'll believe it's a problem when those profiting from promoting it as a problem make the same sacrifices they require from the rest of us.
#67 | Posted by visitor_

How would that work?
Al Gore is rich.
By your standards that means his life should be much better than yours, which it is.
Now you're saying you want a rich man to live your shitty life? How is that fair?

#70 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-18 02:16 PM | Reply

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