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Monday, August 05, 2024

The wedding was small - although guests included GOP colleagues Kevin McCarthy and Lindsey Graham. Scott's new wife, Mindy Noce, 47, is a mom of three who lives in Charleston, SC.

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Alternative headline for MAGAts:

Sen. Tim Scott Marries White Woman - No word on whether her three children from first marriage have become Black yet.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-04 04:19 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Tim Scott marries his beard. She is thrilled to never have to have sex again.

#2 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2024-08-04 04:37 PM | Reply | Funny: 3 | Newsworthy 1

Well there you go.

No way he's gay now.

This proves it.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-04 04:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

You wonder if the distinguished gentleman from South Carolina will continue living life on the down low, married or not.

Links:

www.oprah.com

www.washingtonblade.com

www.advocate.com

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2024-08-04 06:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Oh, but such a heartwarming story:

www.postandcourier.com

Wondering what he was doing all those seasons in his life when he wasn't praying for a wife.

Introduced through a mutual friend, and the wife is an interior designer.

After talking on the phone for two hours, they agreed to meet at a Bible study.

First South Carolina senator in 50 years to get married while in office? Sure, before him has been, among others, Ms. Lindsay and Strom Thurmond. What a state.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-08-04 10:44 PM | Reply

#4 - In every city the MAGAt Reich holds a convention Grinder usage goes through the roof. There are a lot of suppressed gay men in the GQP, living a lie and, I'm sure, very unhappy in their marriages. Hell, JD Vance even admitted to believing that he was gay at one point. Is his wife also his beard? I have lots of gay friends, played lots of team sports, seen lots of naked men in locker rooms, and NEVER wondered if I was gay. I wonder how far down the gay path Vance went and if he's still on that road. I find that the most vehemently anti LGBTQ+ are generally overcompensating, and have some serious skeletons in their closet.

#6 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2024-08-04 11:52 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I am happy for him.

I am guessing at any moment Uncle Tim and Aunt Mindy will be trending in lefty circles.

#7 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-08-05 12:05 AM | Reply

I am guessing at any moment Uncle Tim and Aunt Mindy will be trending in lefty circles.

So... been over an hour, whatcha got so far?

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-08-05 01:23 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

A strong shot at "most responded to poster" of the year.

There's some competition from Claudio and Robson.

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-05 01:30 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

There's some competition from Claudio and Robson.

Those bots are not even trying. Half the time they don't even make sense.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-08-05 01:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Funny that Tim is supporting politicians that want to make his marriage illegal.

#11 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-08-05 07:58 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#7
Its been 10 hrs and no Lefty is saying that. Well, aside from Jeffery Smell-ringer.

Your 'guess' smells like Trump's 3 day old diapers.

Wear em.

#12 | Posted by Wardog at 2024-08-05 11:13 AM | Reply

"So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate."

Except for her first husband.

"Mindy Noce, 47, was accused of helping tech entrepreneur ex-husband Peter 'Jay' Noce create shell companies to hide their assets and avoid liability over a $1.2million deal gone wrong, according to documents filed in 2017.

At the same time, she was divorcing her former spouse, blaming the collapse of their marriage on his heavy drinking and opioid abuse."

Grifters of a feather flock together.

#13 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-08-05 01:30 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Weird.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-05 04:12 PM | Reply

White women grifters make great Republican wives!

They can't testify against their grifter/Fascist husbands.

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-05 04:20 PM | Reply

In 1972 Ira Levin wrote The Stepford Wives which then became a popular movie (which was remade three decades later).

That's exactly what Sen. Scott's wedding photo reminded me of.

Original film:

www.youtube.com

#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2024-08-05 04:34 PM | Reply

"Well there you go.
No way he's gay now.
This proves it.
#3 | Posted by ClownShack"

This is a funny comment after all the libturds tears spilled over the right saying that Obama is gay - which is backed up by his numerous Chicago bathhouse stories, Larry Sinclair crack fueled limo sex, and the fact that his wife has a penis.

#17 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 07:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This is a funny comment after all the libturds tears spilled over the right saying that Obama is gay - which is backed up by [...] the fact that his wife has a penis.
#17 | Posted by Claudio

How are you so sure? Did it taste like Barry?

#18 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 07:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

why is claudio allowed to post here?

buffalo bob got regular vacations for calling hw bush a pedo.

#19 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-08-05 07:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"How are you so sure? Did it taste like Barry?
#18 | Posted by censored"

To be honest, I don't know if Barack is the top of bottom. Yes, he does look like a bottom - but, Larry Sinclair claims he was a top and he would be in the best position to know. So, while I have not done a taste test, I would say that it is more likely Barry tastes like Big Mike and crack.

#20 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 07:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"buffalo bob got regular vacations for calling hw bush a pedo.
#19 | Posted by Alexandrite"

Bush Sr was a pedo - Boystown scandal is well know, just like Biden being a pedo is well known and alleged by his own daughter. Why would you be banned from telling the truth? Is this like a refresh of 2020 talking about Hunter's laptop and truth needs to be censored?

#21 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 07:43 PM | Reply

Scatberg wishes he was Helsinki to suck Trump's filth from Putin's dong.

#22 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 07:43 PM | Reply

#17 | POSTED BY CLAUDIO

Your sour grapes taste delicious.

#23 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-05 07:56 PM | Reply

[...] I have not done a taste test [...] #20 | Posted by Claudio

Flag: Newsworthy!

#24 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 08:10 PM | Reply

I do have to ask though - why do libturds love gay jokes so much about republicans but get so offended when someone brings up the fact that Obama is a gay - hell, he even wrote his ex-girlfriends about his fantasies of having sex with dudes so it is not like this is some conspiracy theory?

#25 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 08:15 PM | Reply

I do have to ask though - why do libturds love gay jokes so much about republicans but get so offended when someone brings up the fact that Obama is a gay - hell, he even wrote his ex-girlfriends about his fantasies of having sex with dudes so it is not like this is some conspiracy theory?
#25 | Posted by Claudio

Assuming that you're referring to me... I'm not offended. Just find your fixation on, and claimed knowledge of, Michelle's anatomy interesting.

#26 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 08:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"Just find your fixation on, and claimed knowledge of, Michelle's anatomy interesting.
#26 | Posted by censored"

We all saw her doing the 'dick swang' dance on Ellen as well as having Joan Rivers confirm if before the Democrats killed her.

#27 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 08:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

" I'm not offended. Just find your fixation on, and claimed knowledge of, Michelle's anatomy interesting.

Through every iteration, Ira Clod-berg has shown himself a self-loathing closeted poster, who relies on gay slurs regularly.

#28 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-08-05 08:25 PM | Reply

"#26 | Posted by censored"

Also, it would be highly odd for a self-identified homosexual like Barry to choose to marry a biological woman.

#29 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 08:26 PM | Reply

"who relies on gay slurs regularly.
#28 | Posted by Danforth"

I have never used a gay slur or used the fact that someone is gay as a reason to attack them - very different from the libturds in this thread regarding Scott. Barry Obama is a homosexual by his own admission. Why do you find this shameful? I just find it factual - no emotion attached.

#30 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 08:29 PM | Reply

-buffalo bob got regular vacations for calling hw bush a pedo.

Don't remember that.

#31 | Posted by eberly at 2024-08-05 08:36 PM | Reply

-why is claudio allowed to post here?

For the same reason -------- is allowed.

#32 | Posted by eberly at 2024-08-05 08:37 PM | Reply

We all saw her doing the 'dick swang' dance on Ellen as well as having Joan Rivers confirm if before the Democrats killed her.
#27 | Posted by Claudio

dispute

#33 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 08:39 PM | Reply

Is SO funny!

Clodio's entire bad performance art is built around shouting Pedo!, and talking about 'swinging dicks', and homosexuals.

What could possibly be gayer than that?

Perhaps his 'friends' could have an Intervention, introduce him to Peter Thiel, and maybe then he can replace the other closeted gay guy, John Doe 'Dead Man' Vance on the ticket?

That would put him just an ear's breath away from his Darling Donald, the Fuehrer of his dreams!

#34 | Posted by Corky at 2024-08-05 09:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

" I have never used a gay slur"

Exactly what a self-loathing closet case would say.

Meanwhile, we've all seen your proclivities.

#35 | Posted by Danforth at 2024-08-05 09:43 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"#33 | Posted by censored"

Yeah, it is amazing what you libturds don't know. Lucky for us, we have video evidence:

Big Mike doing the 'dick swang' dance on Ellen
www.youtube.com

Joan Rivers saying Michelle is a transexual (right before her death from routine plastic surgery)
www.youtube.com

#36 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 09:57 PM | Reply

Scatberg's child-raping orange idol was a regular on the Lolita Express.

#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 09:59 PM | Reply

"What could possibly be gayer than that?
Perhaps his 'friends' could have an Intervention
#34 | Posted by Corky"

Exactly like I posted above - you libturds use 'gay' as a slur. There is no other interpretation of Corky's message except that he considers saying someone is 'gay' will be seen as an insult. But, libturds please come try and explain it away.

As I said before, I have no problem with Obama just because he is gay. Hell Lindsey Graham is gay too - I don't support or not support someone simply based on their sexual orientation. I have a problem with Obama because of his terrible policies and his division of the country by identity politics.

But, it seems you libturds have a deep sub-conscience animosity against gay and trans people.

#38 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:01 PM | Reply

"#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot"

The broken brained president you still carry water for haunts the nightmares of his daughter with his proclivities leading his kids to become lifelong drug and sex addicts - he is so terrible he can't even raise a dog not to bite people. Own it.

#39 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:15 PM | Reply

Scatberg, the daughter-boning orange pedo you worship raped a 13 year old because she resembled Ivanka.

#40 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 10:23 PM | Reply

"Scatberg, the daughter-boning orange pedo you worship raped a 13 year old because she resembled Ivanka.
#40 | Posted by reinheitsgebot"

Got a link for that? Didn't think so. This is just the fap fantasy you and your ------ buddies share around the camp fire.

#41 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:29 PM | Reply

The 300 lb sack of---------- tag teamed a 13 year old with his wingman Epstein.

www.politico.com

#42 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 10:33 PM | Reply

"#42 | Posted by reinheitsgebot"

Dismissed 2016 - by court adjudication, Trump is 100% innocent of the charges. Try again. What other fap fantasies did you share with your ------ buddies?

#43 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:37 PM | Reply

www.politico.com

Trump is a------------. Fact.

#44 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 10:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Scatberg's hero is an adjudicated rapist. Fact.

www.washingtonpost.com

#45 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-08-05 10:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

rape
[ reyp ]

noun
unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, ----, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the person subjected to such penetration. sexual assault.
any sexual activity, with or without penetration, that takes place without the consent of one of the people involved.

When your say "well... he didn't technically rape her because the way the law reads" you aren't making a convincing case.

#46 | Posted by YAV at 2024-08-05 10:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"#46 | Posted by YAV"

I go by what the jury said - which was NOT GUILTY OF RAPE. But, this is sorta irrelevant as this was a BS civil trial. If you want to accuse rape - make a criminal charge or STFU because there are way too many stupid people (mainly libturds) that don't understand the difference between the standard of evidence used in a civil trial vs. a criminal trial.

#47 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:51 PM | Reply

#36 | Posted by Claudio

Thank you for the videos. You've convinced me...that you may have some serious issues and require professional help.

#48 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 10:52 PM | Reply

"Thank you for the videos. You've convinced me...that you may have some serious issues and require professional help.
#48 | Posted by censored"

What I said was backed up by the videos I linked - so, you don't believe your lying eyes now? I think your problem is not with me, it is with yourself.

#49 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 10:59 PM | Reply

How about - congratulations to the newly married couple.

#50 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-08-05 11:06 PM | Reply

Huzzah.

#51 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-08-05 11:08 PM | Reply

See! Even that Canuck, Redial, can get into it!

#52 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-08-05 11:10 PM | Reply

Has BullJohnson sent the - 100% heterosexual - Senator guidelines on how to have intercourse without loosing his -------- upon seeing the vagina?

I foresee an increase in sales of viagra.

#53 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-05 11:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Congratulations.

Good luck finding the clitorus.

#54 | Posted by horstngraben at 2024-08-05 11:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I already watched that South Park episode.

#55 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-05 11:49 PM | Reply

"Good luck finding the clitorus.
#54 | Posted by horstngraben"

Your problem is that you have been looking for it on trans women like Big Mike. Try a biological woman some time - not too difficult to find.

#56 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 11:49 PM | Reply

For anyone needing to find the --------.

southpark - The --------

#57 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-08-05 11:52 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

"#57 | Posted by ClownShack"

This was the funniest moment in South Park history.

www.youtube.com

#58 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-05 11:57 PM | Reply

You guys are funny! lol

#59 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-08-05 11:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Funniest thread I've read in a while! Not surpisinf that self=hating gay/bLACK MAN SCOTT IS THE SUBJRCT. hE COMPETES WITH cLARENCE tHOMAS TO BE THE MOSt SELF-DISRESPECTING Black/Gay PUBLIC figure in America. I'm sure Ginni would disagrree but hey what self=respecting black man wouldm't overturn voting rights for millions of black people?

#60 | Posted by danni at 2024-08-06 02:35 AM | Reply

I have questions...

Does she have a cat?
Is their "relationship" acceptable to the Evangelicals?
How do all the white nationalists taking this?
Does he get his own closet?

#61 | Posted by chuffy at 2024-08-06 02:42 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

How *are* all the white nationalists taking this? /sp

#62 | Posted by chuffy at 2024-08-06 02:43 AM | Reply

What I said was backed up by the videos I linked - so, you don't believe your lying eyes now? I think your problem is not with me, it is with yourself.
#49 | Posted by Claudio

Assuming that you're not just trolling, and actually believe what you posted, I could link you to the many sites debunking your claims. But that would be a waste of effort, as you're probably too far gone for me to reach with the amount of effort I wish to expend ("How to talk to conspiracy theorists"and still be kind" www.technologyreview.com).

If you wish to make positive changes in your life, maybe do a little reading.

The researchers found that reasons for believing in conspiracy theories can be grouped into three categories:
The desire for understanding and certainty
The desire for control and security
The desire to maintain a positive self-image
www.psychologytoday.com

Good luck. I truly mean that.

#63 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-06 07:18 AM | Reply

The Democrats killed Joan Rivers? Damn, I missed that.

#64 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-08-06 11:07 AM | Reply

"The researchers found that reasons for believing in conspiracy theories
#63 | Posted by censored"

The term conspiracy theory gained its modern relevance to respond to the people that did not buy the -------- Kennedy assassination story. Now, 'conspiracy theories' are best described as "stories the MSM does not want you to know about so they run interference for about 1 year before relenting and admitting it was true all along"

#65 | Posted by Claudio at 2024-08-06 11:07 AM | Reply

Not guilty is not the same as innocent. OJ, anyone?

#66 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2024-08-06 11:08 AM | Reply

#65 | Posted by Claudio

A left-handed turd by any other name...

#67 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-06 11:56 AM | Reply

I do have to ask though - why do libturds love gay jokes so much about republicans but get so offended when someone brings up the fact that Obama is a gay - hell, he even wrote his ex-girlfriends about his fantasies of having sex with dudes so it is not like this is some conspiracy theory?
#25 | Posted by Claudio
Assuming that you're referring to me... I'm not offended. Just find your fixation on, and claimed knowledge of, Michelle's anatomy interesting.
#26 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-05 08:20 PM | Reply | Flag:| Newsworthy 1

KEEP MICHELLE'S PEEN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!

#68 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-08-06 12:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

KEEP MICHELLE'S PEEN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!
#68 | Posted by redlightrobot

will-smith-slap-action-figure

#69 | Posted by censored at 2024-08-06 12:34 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

To be honest, I don't know if Barack is the top of bottom. Yes, he does look like a bottom - but, Larry Sinclair claims he was a top and he would be in the best position to know. So, while I have not done a taste test, I would say that it is more likely Barry tastes like Big Mike and crack.

#20 | POSTED BY CLAUDIO AT 2024-08-05 07:40 PM | FLAG: | NEWSWORTHY

Good God, what a weirdo you are.

#70 | Posted by cbob at 2024-08-06 06:59 PM | Reply

-------- is a closeted little girl

#71 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-06 09:39 PM | Reply

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