RFK, Jr., heroin addict, sex addict, anti-vaccination lunatic and aspiring archirect of millions of deaths purged the CDC last night. He gutted the world's premiere public-health agency in his endless quest to destroy vaccine science and plunge this nation into the Middle Ages. It is widely reported that Kennedy has ordered a clampdown on reporting of COVID and human cases of H5N1 bird flu, and that he plans to entirely ban COVID-19 vaccines in the coming months. He has already cut access to COVID-19 vaccines, restricting it to adults 65+ and in high risk categories. RFK is purging the CDC so he can replace professional doctors, scientists, epidemiologists, virologists, and public-health experts with antivax cranks, horse-dewormer morons, radical eugenicists, and inhumane conspiracy screamers. A month after a mad gunman (an antivax activist) charged the CDC on a killing spree, Bobby Brainworm fired Dr. Susan Monarez, the CDC's director.