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A list of 30 agents working for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) shows that 29 of them have been charged with sexual offenses, and two-thirds committed sexual crimes against children, according to a list published by the Ohio Immigrant Alliance and the Pacific Antifascist Collective.

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This report is stunning but not surprising. 30 ICE agents were found to have been charged with a litany of crimes, inc: Gunpoint sexual assault, child sex trafficking, aggravated assault, robbery, rape, torture, kidnapping, sexual abuse of a minor, and production of child sexual abuse materials.

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-- Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) Jan 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM

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It's the PEDOPHILIA

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-29 04:31 PM | Reply

The Republican Party is the pro pedophilia party.

They don't even hide it.

They've literally voted to ban abortions for children and given as many rights to rapist as they possibly can.

Republicans on the DR aren't bothered enough by pedophilia to stop voting for Republican candidates.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-01-29 04:38 PM | Reply

A minor appendix to the Epstein Files.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-29 04:57 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Republicans are avoiding this thread like it's a girl over the age of fifteen.

#4 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-29 04:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Republicans are avoiding this thread like it's a girl over the age of fifteen.

#4 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

It's the weirdest thing.

All these years of the Right yapping about how things like this are the end of the world.

Now it doesn't matter?

Did it ever matter?

Makes you wonder what's really inside their heads?

May be nothing.

Maybe when they conquer the world they'll just sit on couches and stare at walls?

Nah. We won't be that lucky.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-29 05:07 PM | Reply

Trump's Epstein Coverup is obviously designed to he.p someone or a collection of someones involved in sexually molesting young women and children.
And it can't be Epstein, because even the loonies in Trump's MAGAt crowd seem to agree the guy is dead.
When you consider that the only person about whom Old Yeller gives a tinker's dam is himself ...

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-29 05:18 PM | Reply

"Trump's Epstein Coverup is obviously designed to he.p someone or a collection of someones involved in sexually molesting young women and children."

Ten bucks says Robert Kraft is in there.
It was about a decade ago, the FBI or whoever was running a sting on a "massage parlor" that brought in illegals and turned them out.
Robert Kraft got caught on tape at this parlor after his Pats won a Super Bowl in Miami.
The whole sting got abandoned because Robert Kraft was not supposed to be caught up in it.
When the courts blocked that evidence, they blocked the entire case.

"Florida prosecutors dropped a misdemeanor charge against billionaire New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft on Thursday, saying thay can't move forward because courts blocked their use of video that allegedly shows him paying for sex at a massage parlor on consecutive days last January."
www.forbes.com

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-29 05:27 PM | Reply

ICE; Pedo Patrol the Movie.

Comes with Free Pardons and Signing Bonus!

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-29 06:30 PM | Reply

The mush-brained orange nonce was thrilled by this revelation.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-29 11:15 PM | Reply

I just assume all MAGAts/Ice are pedos anyway. I'm right about 90% of the time.

#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-01-29 11:39 PM | Reply

static1.squarespace.com

This is the link to the list of names given if you follow the article's links.

The one column that sticks out on the spreadsheet is 'year of arrest or conviction'

Why isn't this column two separate ones?

There's another spreadsheet regarding crimes of Presidents.

The list shows every single name of the Presidents of the US. The column says 'may or may not have done naughty things'.

According to the spreadsheet, it's possible every American President committed a crime.

#11 | Posted by Petrous at 2026-01-30 10:54 AM | Reply

It's the weirdest thing.
All these years of the Right yapping about how things like this are the end of the world.
Now it doesn't matter?

#5 | Posted by Zed

It is not weird at all. Conservatives accuse their opponents of things they ARE doing or WANT to do.

The flip side of the coin is once it comes out that they or other members of their tribe are going it, they go into full coverup mode.

#12 | Posted by gtbritishskull at 2026-01-31 10:15 AM | Reply

ICE is comprised of the most dangerous criminal elements.

By design.

This distraction is no longer necessary - we have the files.

#13 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-31 10:37 AM | Reply

We don't have them all. not even close.

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 10:44 AM | Reply

We don't have them all. not even close.
#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 10:44 AM

Enough to investigate the coverup, imo. Minus that, no confidence.

What other purpose can ICE serve other than generate enraged voters?

Pubicly firing his administration isn't looking good either.

Besides, he's got to finish that bunker.

To Iceland and beyond!

#15 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-31 12:35 PM | Reply

it's possible every American President committed a crime.
#11 | Posted by Petrous

It's possible you may already be pre-qualified for a new credit card!

#16 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-01-31 01:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Wasn't the claimed purpose of ICE to round up the worst, violent criminals? Looks like it's succeeded. All that remains is to deport those ICE individuals. Mission Accomplished!

#17 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2026-01-31 02:00 PM | Reply

I have no trouble believing it's true...in fact, I'm shocked the list isn't longer.

but how did they get a list of ICE agents in the first place?

#18 | Posted by eberly at 2026-01-31 02:29 PM | Reply

Re 17

Yup

ICEholes are clearly the worst of the worst!

Deport ICE!

#19 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-31 02:43 PM | Reply

Even the weather folks are warning us.. watch out for ICE!

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-31 02:44 PM | Reply

I applaud Lumpers for caring about the victims from 20 ICE agents. Screw those guys/gals.

Now do you care the 100,000's of victims from illegal immigrants? No ... Screw you guys/gals.

#21 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:36 PM | Reply

Who are the lumpers? Are they in the room with you now?

#22 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 09:37 PM | Reply


Looks like it's succeeded. All that remains is to deport those ICE individuals. Mission Accomplished!
#17 | POSTED BY TRUEBLUE

Agreed, plus the thousands of illegal immigrants raping and sexually abusing American youth and you gotta deal!

#23 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:38 PM | Reply


We don't have them all. not even close.
#14 | Posted by Alexandrite

Fuck if you only cared about the migrant children being transported into the US for sexual abuse.

What a tool you are.

#24 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:39 PM | Reply

It's punching down when I even respond to your blatant stupidity.

Fuck if you only cared about the migrant children being transported into the US for sexual abuse.

Too bad Trump, the guy you voted for, is doing his best to slow and redact the Epstein Files.

#25 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 09:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Remember when you claimed to have worked for the Biden campaign, Oneironut? Good times. Now you spend every day parroting Musk/Trump talking points that not one person takes seriously.

Not. One.

#26 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 09:44 PM | Reply


Who are the lumpers? Are they in the room with you now?
#22 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

You don't know, not surprised ... you can't even find laws of your own country.

The lumpers see American society in need of a sustained and comprehensive overhaul, and are wary of people, even potential allies, who don't share this synoptic worldview. A core assumption is a commitment to "intersectionality" " the concept that contemporary power arrangements reflect historic and overlapping patterns of discrimination on grounds of race, class and gender and that progress on specific issues must include challenging the underlying power structure.
www.politico.com

#27 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:44 PM | Reply

Remember when you claimed to have worked for the Biden campaign, Oneironut? Good times.

Never stated that. Nice try though.

#28 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:45 PM | Reply

you can't even find laws of your own country.

No, i don't pretend to be a lawyer, unlike you. Still pretending to be Chinese too? You have zero credibility.

#29 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 09:45 PM | Reply


Too bad Trump, the guy you voted for, is doing his best to slow and redact the Epstein Files.

#25 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

Ah yes the holy grail of the left and the right conspiracists. Biden didn't release them, Trump didn't release enough ...

LOL idiots.

Here's a hint, nothing but Bill Gates STD's from Russia women is all the fantasy world you'll ever see.

#30 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:47 PM | Reply


No, i don't pretend to be a lawyer, unlike you. Still pretending to be Chinese too? You have zero credibility.

#29 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

I am not a lawyer but I am tested constantly on Federal Regulations as a pilot. So I know how to navigate and read laws. I get it wrong sometimes, but still know more than 99% of you idiots.

#31 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:49 PM | Reply

but still know more than 99% of you idiots.

Then go back to X. No one here respects you even slightly.

#32 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 09:50 PM | Reply

Too bad Trump, the guy you voted for, is doing his best to slow and redact the Epstein Files.
#25 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE
Ah yes the holy grail of the left and the right conspiracists. Biden didn't release them, Trump didn't release enough ...
LOL idiots.
Here's a hint, nothing but Bill Gates STD's from Russia women is all the fantasy world you'll ever see.
#30 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-31 09:47 PM

I agree, the GOP strategy is to accentuate their "opponents" involvement.

You have listened to the first William Sascha Riley interview?

Lindsey Graham and Andy Biggs are mentioned by name.

It's extremely sick, but you can stomache it.

#33 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-31 10:09 PM | Reply

I made the error of looking over the new released material. It's sickening.

If even 10% of it is true Trump is the worst person we've ever had as a president.

#34 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 10:11 PM | Reply

- know more than 99% of you idiots.

Says every 5 year old some time or another.

Thing is, they will someday grow out of this ignorant conceit while 1Nonuts proudly displays it in nearly every post.

OK, every post.

#35 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-31 10:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

but still know more than 99% of you idiots.

People who feel they need to convince everyone around them of their superior intelligence confuse smarts with narcissism.

And the only thing worse than a narcissist is a dumb narcissist.

#36 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-01-31 10:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

If you're the smartest guy in the room, you're in the wrong room.

#37 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 10:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

An anecdote, but every narcissist I've ever met was dumber than a bucket of warm piss.

#38 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-01-31 10:15 PM | Reply

Agreed, plus the thousands of illegal immigrants raping and sexually abusing American youth and you gotta deal!

#23 | Posted by oneironaut

Thousands?

I'd ask for your source but I know you're just a foreign agitator account intentionally spreading bulls*&^ soooooo I'll instead just say f*&^ you.

#39 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-31 11:41 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Ah yes the holy grail of the left and the right conspiracists. Biden didn't release them,

Biden couldn't just release them you worthless pile of s*&^.

#40 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-31 11:43 PM | Reply

I am tested constantly on Federal Regulations as a pilot.

Our "open borders, liberal Chinese immigrant" is "constantly treated on Federal Regulations as a pilot"?

Maybe he's a sleeper cell waiting for his signal to carry out the next 9/11.

9/11 times a million.

#41 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-02-01 01:26 AM | Reply

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