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Blocking the Strait of Hormuz to Unblock the Strait of Hormuz
Allies are refusing to join Trump's plan to block the Strait of Hormuz.
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Vance admits that Trump's blockade is an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.[image or embed] -- Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) Apr 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Vance admits that Trump's blockade is an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.[image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-04-14 08:37 AM | Reply
If I can't play... neither can you...ppptptptptptptptptptptptptptpttp
I won the war! I won the war! They lost! Its not fair! It's was rigged... by Obama and the radical lefitists antifa lame stream media sleepy Joe Trans community... before I got here.
#2 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-14 08:43 AM | Reply
What amazes me is the level of creative sophistication demonstrated in the Iranian propaganda machine. I get they are AI-generated Lego animations... but they demonstrate they know more about us than we know about them.
#3 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-14 08:54 AM | Reply
Of many advisors and a well-educated population, one of Tehran's political consultants is no doubt a professor of political science who once taught at a Texas university.
Dr. Marandi is an avid Dallas Cowboys fan and used to make appearances on al-Jazeera's "Inside Story" years ago.
#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-14 09:12 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Better fill up your tanks quickly folks, the Blockhead Blockade is officially in "force."
#5 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-14 09:47 AM | Reply
A Chinese ship got through... they've been building their own formidable navy for more than a decade...
Why are Trumpanzee's TACO's... so... so... argh... fekkin expensive?
#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-14 10:42 AM | Reply
A Chinese ship got through...
Lewzer is on his way to the golf course this morning... he can deal with China on Tuesday when he gets back to the office.
#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-14 10:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
"Trump did seem to have an overarching goal at the start of the war: regime change. ..Unfortunately, the regime in Tehran seems to be recovering and, even worse, consolidating power. The American intelligence community has reportedly issued an assessment that the regime will remain intact and possibly even emboldened', believing it stood up to Trump and survived." Trump now appears lost, unable to comprehend how a blockbuster movie that he scripted out, one in which he cast himself as the Liberator of Iran, has turned into a poorly received miniseries that might yet be renewed for another dreary season. ..Trump's Plan A was to hit Iran hard, watch the theocrats flee, and then hand power to a government of his own choosing. Should such things not come to pass, Plan B was ... well, apparently, there was no Plan B."
Tom Nichols
#8 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2026-04-14 11:27 AM | Reply
well, apparently, there was no Plan B.
I don't think Lewzer had a Plan A. Not one that didn't change every day. Now he's back to the, "we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud" scary story.
#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-14 11:45 AM | Reply
Iranians cleverly prepositioned ~ 174 million barrels of Iranian oil held in floating storage on tankers as of early April in preparation to wait out Trumpy's blockade. So they only have to wait until he TACOS again.
And we know how long that takes.
About 2 weeks.
...
Data indicates roughly 129 tankers linked to Iranian crude are sailing with their trackers off ("dark"), largely bound for China.
At least 96 tankers laden with Iranian oil are stationed at an anchorage near Malaysia's coast.
Over 34 tankers laden with Iranian oil were identified within the Persian Gulf as of April 13.
Around 15 Iran-flagged tankers were observed near Chabahar Port in early April.
In addition: Despite the blockade, some tankers continue to pass; at least four Iran-linked ships were recorded traversing the strait recently.
Attention citizens! We have achieved a mighty victory over the forces of Irania. The end of the war is ever near! Increased chocolate rations for everyone!
#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-14 12:23 PM | Reply
#3 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-04-14 08:54 AM | Reply | Flag: (Choose)
What is not amazing is you get all your news from them.
#11 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-04-14 12:38 PM | Reply
Despite the blockade, some tankers continue to pass; at least four Iran-linked ships were recorded traversing the strait recently. Attention citizens! We have achieved a mighty victory over the forces of Irania. The end of the war is ever near! Increased chocolate rations for everyone! #10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-14 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag: (Choose)
Hey, just an fyi, (understandable that your news source is Iran propaganda) the ships turned around.
#12 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-04-14 12:40 PM | Reply
#12 Ooooh, MAGA Jesus,, praise Thy Blessed Name!
#13 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-14 12:51 PM | Reply
POSTED BY FISHPAW
My "news" came from my AI which sourced various sources and it determined which was most likely correct.
So what you are saying is that the Iranians control what my AI is telling me? The Iranians our hacking my AI? Wow.
Maybe Trumpy's proposed $707 million cut to our Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) 2027 budget wasn't such a good idea?
BTW- Where are you getting your "news" today? Pravda?
#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-14 01:13 PM | Reply
Is the disgusting------------------- going blow up more Iranian schools when his blockade fails?
#15 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-14 01:28 PM | Reply
This doesn't appear to be going well, already. Surprise.
How long will it be before President Dr. Jesus threatens Iranian annihilation again? 7:00 pm Eastern time?
Trump only has two "negotiation" tools: insult "comedy" and bombs. Iran is already beating him badly at social media trolling, so ... ..
#16 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-14 01:38 PM | Reply
I will pay for that because I voted for that!
And so will you! (And you will learn to like it)
-maga maroons
#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-14 01:41 PM | Reply
My "news" came from my AI which sourced various sources and it determined which was most likely correct. So what you are saying is that the Iranians control what my AI is telling me? The Iranians our hacking my AI?
Wow. Maybe Trumpy's proposed $707 million cut to our Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) 2027 budget wasn't such a good idea?
#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-14 01:13 PM | Reply | Flag: (Choose)
Oh that's right, the internet is always right dumbass. Ships are not sailing through, those that tried are turning around. We have about 40 planes flying over so sneaking through is not an option. But you can claim ships are going through at will if you want.
#18 | Posted by fishpaw at 2026-04-14 02:06 PM | Reply
This doesn't appear to be going well, already.
That's because you are listening to liberal/left leaning sources. They dont want you to think anything connected to Trump is working.
#19 | Posted by boazreborn at 2026-04-14 02:30 PM | Reply
From Facebook:
Nobody wanted this conflict. Not one person who understands what war costs wanted this. But the people asking when things go back to normal are asking the right question about the wrong timeline. This didn't start a month ago. It started in 1979. We just finally showed up to it. Left alone, Iran was not quietly going into the good night. They were not going to stop arming the groups that walked into Israel and slaughtered innocent families at a music festival. They weren't going to stop until every tunnel was sealed, every launcher was buried, every ally we have was in range, and the fortification was done. And then we were supposed to believe they would politely wave our ships through. That was never the deal. Everybody in that room knew it. Every administration from both parties declared them the number one enemy of the United States. They have told us who they are. Loudly. Repeatedly. For 45 years. They wish us harm. They wish our allies harm. They wish your way of life harm. Eight presidents heard that and chose later. There is no more later. The can is gone. There's no road left to kick it down. By acting now we may have put off the unimaginable. That's not a comfortable thing to say. It's not supposed to be. But it's the only honest answer to the people who want to know when things go back to normal. They don't go back. They go forward. The only question is whether we chose the moment or the moment chose us. Nobody gets to pick the timing of history. But somebody always has to answer it.
#20 | Posted by boazreborn at 2026-04-14 02:32 PM | Reply
Despite what the geriatric boomers of Facebook are saying, this war started a few weeks ago when Netanyahu tricked Trump into attacking Iran by telling him it would be easy and they would accomplish their goals without any resistance.
If for any reason you want to track back in time, you'd have to go back to the 1950s when America assassinated Iran's first Democratically elected president, Mohammad Mosaddegh.
#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-14 02:38 PM | Reply
#20 | POSTED BY FOOTPORN
It's sad you posted that in defense of Trump because you actually thought it was a compelling argument.
What a dummy you are.
A real idiot.
#22 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-04-14 02:43 PM | Reply
#20 | POSTED BY BOAZREBORN
What sinks all of your arguments is that Donald Trump is incompetent to achieve your goals.
#23 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-14 02:58 PM | Reply
this war started a few weeks ago
Making a stupid comment like this makes you not worthy to even debate with.
#24 | Posted by boazreborn at 2026-04-14 03:13 PM | Reply
Are these the same liberal/left leaning sources that claim we have won the war but we haven't one it enough yet and that we have re-re-re-decimated Iran and it's nuclear capabilities and that we do/don't need the oil and that the president is a Jesus-doctor?
#25 | Posted by anton at 2026-04-14 03:45 PM | Reply
- liberal/left leaning sources.
Yeah... like MTG, Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, Alex Jones, and at least half of MAGA!
#26 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-14 03:55 PM | Reply
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