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U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday he had ordered his Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to cut off all trade with Spain, calling Madrid a "terrible partner" in NATO.

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-- Reuters (@reuters.com) 4:25 AM · Jul 8, 2026

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"Argh! Cut off all trade with Spain! Now! Gargh!"

"Yes, Master, right away!"

*Blink!*

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-08 04:58 AM | Reply

And a wiggle of the nose.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 07:10 AM | Reply

And a wiggle of the nose.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

With a magic fart.

Or maybe a sacred fart.

Depends on your belief system.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-08 08:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

---- the fat bald pedo bitch.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-07-08 08:10 PM | Reply

He had money on Portugal?

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-07-08 08:13 PM | Reply

Netanyahu is pissed at Spain.

Trump is only following orders.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-07-08 08:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Mediocrity would be funny if it wasn't tragic.

#7 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-07-08 08:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

" United States has a trade surplus of $7.3B with Spain. Exports reached $27.8B while imports totaled $20.5B, reflecting United States's dominant position in bilateral trade."
oec.world

Pffffft!

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 06:02 AM | Reply

Interesting... cut trade wth Spain... why?... is it because some of them look Mexican?

Whatevaaaaaah... Spain has had trading agreements with China for 450 years or more... currently the largest trading partner outside the EU... China appreciates a good customer... and owns significant portions of the US and Canada... soooooo

Besides... The 13 colonies were the leftovers from the European conquests of the New World.

I don't think you can scare those Spanish folks with bluster... they invented it... in Espanol.

a pelcula es a las once... adios chupaderos

#9 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-07-09 10:56 AM | Reply

Interesting... cut trade wth Spain... why?... is it because some of them look Mexican?

You don't know 90% of Mexicans are Spanish.

I don't think you can scare those Spanish folks with bluster... they invented it... in Espanol.

They kicked out the Muslims, they can't be all bad.

The issue is that Spain, is freeloading, not paying their fair share, which is ironic given all the socialist in their government.

They are the least affected by Russia, so why should they care if Poland is over run? Sign them up for more Russian oil when its all said and done..

#10 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-07-09 11:25 AM | Reply

"You don't know 90% of Mexicans are Spanish."

Because it's not true, even remotely. What in the world are you talking g about? And where did you get that one?

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:28 AM | Reply

#10 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT AT 2026-07-09 11:25 AM | FLAG: "I Love The Poorly Educated"

#12 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:30 AM | Reply

"You don't know 90% of Mexicans are Spanish".

They've always looked like Indians to me. I wonder why?

#13 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-09 11:45 AM | Reply

Yeah, ZED, it's a helluva puzzlement. Lol.

#14 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:48 AM | Reply

10 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT AT 2026-07-09 11:25 AM | FLAG: "I Love The Poorly Educated"

#12 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS AT 2026-07-09 11:30 AM | FLAG:

Yup. Trumpy loves the uneducated like OneNut. And OneNut wants to be loved by the uneducated Trumpy!

They are Mestizo.

The majority of Mexicans are Mestizo, meaning they share a rich, mixed genetic heritage of both Indigenous ancestors and European colonizers.

Before Spanish colonization, millions of Indigenous people (like the Nahua, Maya, and Zapotec) populated the region. Features like tan skin, dark hair, and brown eyes are dominant traits inherited directly from these Indigenous Mexican Tribes.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-09 11:52 AM | Reply

ONEIRONAUT -
You ought to thank DONNER. He let you down easy on your absurd lie about the population of Mexico, while generously adding to your minuscule store of actual knowledge.

#16 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-09 11:59 AM | Reply

Another interesting part of that story..

The Aztecs (properly called the Mexica) believed they came from a northern paradise called Aztlan. Following a prophecy from their war god, they journeyed south for hundreds of years. They finally built their great capital, Tenochtitln, where they saw an eagle eating a snake while perched on a cactus.

Historians believe Aztlan may be located somewhere in northern Mexico or the U.S. Southwest, though its exact location remains a mystery.

#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-09 01:03 PM | Reply

"They've always looked like Indians to me. I wonder why?"

I think you mean GUARDIANS. They're the Guardians now. 90% of all Mexicans are Spanish, live in Cleveland and look like Steven Kwan.

#18 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-07-09 01:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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