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Wednesday, July 08, 2026

Pedo 47 Orders Scott Pissant To Cut All Trade With Spain

U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday he had ordered his Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to cut off all trade with Spain, calling Madrid a "terrible partner" in NATO. Trump was speaking alongside NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte ahead of an alliance summit in Ankara.

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"Argh! Cut off all trade with Spain! Now! Gargh!"

"Yes, Master, right away!"

*Blink!*

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-08 04:58 AM | Reply

And a wiggle of the nose.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-08 07:10 AM | Reply

And a wiggle of the nose.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

With a magic fart.

Or maybe a sacred fart.

Depends on your belief system.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-08 08:18 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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