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Thursday, September 10, 2026

President Trump is promising $5,000 checks for every adult U.S. citizen if Republicans retain control of Congress in the upcoming midterm election.

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Trump announced 17 MONTHS AGO that everyone was going to get $5,000 checks because of DOGE cuts. You got $0.

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-- Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 6:43 AM · Sep 10, 2026

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If you think a compulsive liar is going to send you a $5000 check ONLY AFTER the GOP win, you're a special kind of stupid.

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-10 09:22 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Presidents and presidential candidates are famous for promises made during campaigns, inaugural addresses, state of the union speeches, etc that die because they are politically unrealistic.

For various reasons but the top of the list is that it dies in congress.

but I wouldn't be surprised if this goes nowhere

#2 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 09:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Why not just offer every adult American a MILLION DOLLARS like Elon offered ONE American?

How much would that cost?

Askin' for a Friend.

#3 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-09-10 10:37 AM | Reply

If Trumpy could actually do this and if it is the right thing to do to help Americans why not give it to us right now?

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 11:31 AM | Reply

If Trumpy could actually do this and if it is the right thing to do to help Americans why not give it to us right now?

#4 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY

I'd donate mine to Talarico.

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-10 11:38 AM | Reply

why not give it to us right now?

That would be socialism. /s

#6 | Posted by qcp at 2026-09-10 11:39 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and

Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote"

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

18 U.S. Code 597

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-10 11:41 AM | Reply

So we will get paid if the GOP wins but what happens if the GOP loses? How much will that cost us? Will he then fine Americans $5000 each?

Trumpy is very transactional. If the deal does not benefit him personally he gets very mean and vindictive. Like a maga do.

So it's either take the cash bribe or face retribution.

But actually I see it as a win-win!

If he wins we "might" get a check (figure the odds).

But if he loses we win even more !

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 11:45 AM | Reply

#2 | Posted by eberly

Guess what, bonehead?

NO president has EVER offered money for votes.

NO president has EVER offered promises like trump has that were NEVER anything but lies.

Your "they all do it" comparison is bull manure...like just about everything else you post.

#9 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-09-10 02:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

I wouldn't be surprised if this goes nowhere

#2 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Why would you be surprised?

Pretty much all of Trumpy's 30,000+ lies have gone "nowhere".

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 02:26 PM | Reply

-NO president has EVER offered money for votes.

You're funny

I like you

I have a dozen lefties here want to slap the ---- right out of your mouth for typing that.

#11 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 02:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Re 11

Ok. Name one.

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 03:05 PM | Reply

I have a dozen lefties here want to slap the ---- right out of your mouth for typing that.

#11 | POSTED BY EBERLY

This should be interesting.

Name one.

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 03:09 PM | Reply

Presidents and presidential candidates are famous for promises made during campaigns

This isn't, "I've got the best healthcare plan and you'll see it after the election."

This is a statement of intent to break the law.

You're not allowed, by law, to pay people for their votes.

It's literally against the law.

Not that the law matters to Trump or his voters.

#14 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-10 03:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

14

I understand what you're saying but you're not serious with this, are you?

#15 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 03:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

you're not serious with this, are you?

#15 | POSTED BY EBERLY

The man is entirely correct.

#16 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-10 03:58 PM | Reply

-You're not allowed, by law, to pay people for their votes.

He's offering to pay you too. he's willing to pay people who vote against republicans

I know this looks like I'm defending this stupid shenanigan but I assure you I'm not.

But politicians promise to distribute government money in exchange for winning elections all the time. It's the entire premise of campaign financing.

minimum wage
healthcare
taxes
tax rebates
infrastructure
pay for teachers (didn't someone campaign to pay teachers bonuses if elected?)

I'm not saying what Trump proposed is legal.....just how it's going to be spun.

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 04:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

And by asking if you're serious....I'm not saying you're wrong.

I asking how this plays out. we know the justice department isn't going to barge into the oval office and quote 18 U.S. code 597 to Trump. Those guys work for Trump.

But will Congressional democrats call out this attempt to bribe voters?

#18 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 04:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

He's offering to pay you too.

He's lying. Hoping to sucker in some idiots to vote for him based on empty promises.

I'm not denying all presidential candidates make empty promises.

But it's literally against the law to bribe people to vote for or against a candidate.

you're not serious with this, are you?

I'm not sure what you're referring to.

That it's against the law? Yes.

That I expect anyone to do anything about Trump breaking the law? No.

Trump has proven repeatedly that laws don't apply to him.

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-10 04:53 PM | Reply

#2 | Posted by eberly

I'm genuinely surprised you're commenting on this as if it has the remotest chance of actually happening.

#20 | Posted by jpw at 2026-09-10 05:02 PM | Reply

20

LOL....every damn time I say something has no chance of happening.....everyone comes out of the woods to chastise me for being naive and quip with "get the sand out of your ears" "this should concern you"..blah blah blah...

#21 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 05:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Did Pres Trump ever pay out the "DOGE dividend?" Wasn't that around $5,000?

Or the Tariff dividend, around $2,000?


#22 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-10 06:21 PM | Reply

LOL... remember when Bushturd2 gave everyone a $400 tax rebate? So he could start a war... Everyone just put it in their gas tank when gas rose to $4 a gallon... 25 years ago... how convenient...

#23 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2026-09-10 06:28 PM | Reply

I'm old enough to remember when The rapist in chief was telling us about this time a year ago that we were going to get $2000 tariff checks somewhere around mid-summer.
That didn't happen either.
Trump is a liar and nothing he says should be believed.

#24 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-10 06:35 PM | Reply

He's offering to pay you too. he's willing to pay people who vote against republicans

oh how nice!

And if we take the bribe we would be stupid criminals, too.

No thanks. First of as as been pointed out it's a lie.

And even if it weren't another Trumpy lie (it is) it's not wise to take bribes from anyone especially convicted felons. It's obviously a trap to lure us into his corrupt ways. And he'd probably just blackmail us with it later anyway.

Because that's the kinda corrupt mafia Don of a guy he is.

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-10 06:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#25 Today's definite YOU WIN THE INTERNET AWARD winner.

Congrats!

#26 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-09-10 07:13 PM | Reply

Eberly is a "Slightly" more Refined Attention Whore. Bill Johnson is cruder and strangely More Effective.

Also more interesting and less Whiny.

Up yer Game!

Yer Slippin' Fast.

#27 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-09-10 09:47 PM | Reply

Wow ... .dead here tonight

#28 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 10:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

JD Vance is garbage.

Vance Makes Crude Jab In Attack On Talarico
Vice President J.D. Vance took a crude swipe at Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico on Thursday while criticizing his prior positions on various issues, including trans rights.

"A guy that age who is so obsessed and focused on transgender children, I don't know about you, but I never want to see that guy's web browser history," Vance said.

#29 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-10 10:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

It's embarrassing that we have a VP that talks like this.

#30 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-10 10:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"I have a dozen lefties here want to slap the ---- right out of your mouth for typing that."

No. You do not.

What past president offered money for votes?

Be specific.

#31 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-09-10 10:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Trump admin already promised a 5000 dollar doge check, and a 2000 dollar tariff rebate.

#32 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-10 10:46 PM | Reply

-What past president offered money for votes?

As I said, presidents offer financial benefits to voters in exchange for winning elections.

I already had this conversation with an adult.

Get back to your comic books, you little twerp.

If you for your wittle feewings hurt ... ... ... ... then nobody gives a ----.

#33 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 10:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

-Trump admin already promised a 5000 dollar doge check, and a 2000 dollar tariff rebate.

Yeah, I don't take it serious either.

Weird ... ... anytime I do that, you guys usually freak out on me.

#34 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-10 10:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#29 | Posted by Alexandrite

He works for a pedophile.

Vance had better stay away from tall windows.

#35 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-10 11:08 PM | Reply

Every Dividend Check Donald Trump Promised, Then What Happened Next

www.newsweek.com

#36 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-10 11:41 PM | Reply

I'd PAY 5000 to see the fat pedo gutted on the White House lawn.

#37 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-09-11 12:08 AM | Reply

Greg Gutfield - lol - well at least he admitted who pays tarrifs.

He said it isn't a bribe because 1) Wasn't done in secret 2) it's YOUR money - can't bribe someone with their own money. Finally admitting it's a tax on the American people.

Also tried to make a case this isn't a form of socialism because it's again YOUR money. But if EVERY SINGLE PERSON gets it - isn't it really a pure form of socialism. EVERYONE didn't play the same amount - why would my neighbor get the same amount when I paid more in tariffs?

Trump the loser - how desperate - but he's used to using money to get his way.

#38 | Posted by brass30 at 2026-09-11 11:24 AM | Reply

As I said, presidents offer financial benefits to voters in exchange for winning elections.

C'mon - this is literally different - pure cash lol.. Even Britt Hume said it's another level.

"What Vance is saying here is rubbish and he's smart enough to know it. Politicians have been, in effect, bribing voters with their own money forever, but this takes it to a new level, not least because the tariff money wouldn't come close to covering the payouts." BH

#39 | Posted by brass30 at 2026-09-11 11:29 AM | Reply

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It was a more explicit and specific quid pro quo. Yes.

#40 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-11 12:05 PM | Reply

C'mon - this is literally different - pure cash lol.. Even Britt Hume said it's another level.

Its just explicit, but I doubt he can send it out without Republican approval.

-What past president offered money for votes?

Barack Obama's signature 2008 campaign promise and legislative focus on taxes was to cut federal income taxes for 95% of working families.

Once Congress can dowel out money without explicit cost, its all the US government has been about.

People are just upset its now explicit, but isn 't promising a tax cut explicit?

The reality is now you can now judge Trump honestly, unlike other politicians who were gaming the system through implication. By implying $$$ later.

Personally I don't think people believe it will happen, but I am sure most here are in an a faux uproar of Trumps statement.

#41 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-09-11 12:15 PM | Reply

What has frustrated so many here on the retort is that republicans vote against their own interest.

Which is a fair criticism and I've never challenged that assertion.

But we give passes to politicians who make unrealistic promises because they.......tried.

I've pointed out past promises were outright lies because the promiser knew it wasn't realistic.

Which is what we have here, IMO.

#42 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-11 12:22 PM | Reply

Yesterday on X I saw a Trump supporter defend the bribe by claiming it would be paid for by, and this is a direct quote - "only profits made by America's profits".

#43 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-09-11 12:59 PM | Reply

Hypothetically - if these payments were made to everyone, what was the purpose of the tariffs?

#44 | Posted by brass30 at 2026-09-11 01:06 PM | Reply

I've pointed out past promises were outright lies because the promiser knew it wasn't realistic.
Which is what we have here, IMO.
#42 | Posted by eberly

I hope you don't injure yourself while you are trying to bend over backwards to defend Trump's criminality.

#45 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-11 01:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

A chicken in every pot is the same as a 5000 dollar bribe!

-eberly

#46 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-09-11 01:47 PM | Reply

Barack Obama's signature 2008 campaign promise and legislative focus on taxes was to cut federal income taxes for 95% of working families.

That's some Weak Sauce commie.

Not even close to the same. I expected more from you like a good tirade against Biden's Covid stimulus checks . (Which he actually issued.)

Commie Spyboy is just phoning it in now.

His handlers won't be too happy.

#47 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-11 01:52 PM | Reply

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I know I'm paying devil's advocate......and I agree with you. I don't mean to equate this with other political promises....

#48 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-11 02:35 PM | Reply

I don't mean to equate this with other political promises....
#48 | Posted by eberly

Yet that is exactly what you are doing.

#49 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-09-11 03:06 PM | Reply

This comment on another site hits the nail on the head:

The Felon operates on a single, unshakeable article of faith: money is the universal solvent. Grief? Dissolves it. Harm? Covered. Pain, loss, accountability? Drop a C-note and walk away clean. No plan required. No expertise. No conscience. Just the transaction - and then the turning of the back.

It's not cynicism. It's simpler than that. It's the moral architecture of a man who never once had to sit with a consequence he couldn't buy his way out of.

#50 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-11 03:07 PM | Reply

I'm not your problem, Johnny.

But you focus on what you want.

#51 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-11 03:09 PM | Reply

-Drop a C-note and walk away clean. No plan required. No expertise. No conscience. Just the transaction - and then the turning of the back.

sounds awfully like how our civil court and insurance companies work........

#52 | Posted by eberly at 2026-09-11 03:26 PM | Reply

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