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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Secretary of the Air Force Troy Meink made a bombshell admission this morning, disclosing that there are on-orbit weapons deployed right now to protect America's interests in space.

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The US has deployed its first publicly acknowledged space-based weapon, Air Force Secretary Troy Meink said. Meink said the weapon is already "on orbit" and is intended for "space control" and to defend US forces against "hostile adversary action."

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-- Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) 5:07 AM · Sep 15, 2026

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Perhaps what he means is that the Nazi Elon Musk has orbital space weapons, not necessarily the US... which is one good way to get more Gov contracts and tax cuts.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-15 11:26 AM | Reply

Nothing bad can happen.

It can only good happen!

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 11:34 AM | Reply

News trying to boost enrollment in the space farce academy. No match when China finally decides to build its Death Star.

#3 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 11:45 AM | Reply

They can't tell us about it, but it will be a deterrence for sure! Sounds like another line of Reagan's "Star Wars" initiative to ward off the enemies Trump has made. Watch, the MIC will need more taxpayer largess.

#4 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2026-09-15 11:58 AM | Reply

Starship Troopers. For Jesus!

BTW- when are we changing the name of the moon to America?

That's our fuggin moon! We got there first and we put our flag in it. So it's ours. Don't be putting yer stupid flags all over the moon err, America. It belongs to us.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 11:59 AM | Reply

"That's our fuggin moon! We got there first and we put our flag in it. So it's ours."

All Your Moon Are Belong To Us

#6 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 12:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire"

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-09-15 12:44 PM | Reply

"And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire"
"

Preparation H and some Witch Hazel will help with that. Nothing worse than riding a bumpy, wooden rollercoaster with a bad case of 'roid rage.

#8 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-09-15 12:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Honestly, not a shock. But worrisome since Dementia Donald is at the controls, with Kegsbreath ready to stomp some whoop-ass. For the cameras, you know.

#9 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-09-15 01:40 PM | Reply

Deterrence seems to turn into temptation as time goes on.

#10 | Posted by Brennnn at 2026-09-15 01:58 PM | Reply

Are the orbital weapons connected to AI?

#11 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-15 02:55 PM | Reply

AI Overview Yes, China has developed and tested co-orbital spacecraft capable of moving close to and grappling other satellites in orbit, though officials often describe these as dual-use technology. )Orbital and Co-Orbital TechnologySpace Tugs: China has demonstrated the ability to maneuver a spacecraft right next to another satellite in orbit and move it. Grappling Arms: Some Chinese satellites are equipped with robotic arms or nets designed to capture space debris, which can also function as a way to nudge or disable hostile satellites. [1] (/goto?Dual-Use Risk: Because these spacecraft can perform maintenance or remove trash, their military use as "hunter-killers" is hard to track and prove before an actual conflict.

AI Overview Yes, Russia has launched maneuverable spacecraft into orbit that the United States and military experts suspect can act as anti-satellite or "killer" satellites. As reported by Ars Technica, Russian spacecraft have actively tracked and shadowed foreign and American spy satellites in low Earth orbit.

Why would we not want to have our own satellite killers in orbit?

#12 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-09-15 02:59 PM | Reply

Why would we not want to have our own satellite killers in orbit?

POSTED BY MSGT

Because it's a horrible idea?

Because before Trumpy (BT) we actually had 60 Year Ban on Weaponizing Space?

You cannot enforce a ban on weapons in space if you are putting weapons in space.

But we always knew we had weapons in space. Now like our blatant racism and sexism we just aren't gonna hide it anymore.

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 03:08 PM | Reply

Are the orbital weapons connected to AI?

#11 | POSTED BY ZED

Most likely. This is why the Singularity cannot be stopped.

Our leaders have assured us that we WILL win the AI space race.

So at least we will be killed by our own American AI and not those ebil Chinese commiebots!

#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 03:13 PM | Reply

Anything we claim the others have, we already have but the US government would rather folks not know about it.

or,

How often do we have to read headlines before we realize that regimes and governments all around the world often seem a lot smarter than we are?

or,

Do we have to kill the 24-hour news cycle to eliminate one reason the United States only plans for the next two- or four-year Election Day, with the inevitable results?

I remembered a quote recently I'd read from a book written in 1934:

"Is it a wonder people can live at all in light of what they're taught to believe?"

#15 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-15 03:16 PM | Reply

we actually had 60 Year Ban on Weaponizing Space?

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-15 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

"The U.S. ban on weapons in space never actually ended, because a total ban on all conventional weapons in space has never existed. [1] (www.cnn.com)"

#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-09-15 04:03 PM | Reply

Outer Space Treaty at a Glance

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-09-15 04:04 PM | Reply

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