"Rex solutus est a legibus" ("The king is released from the laws")
Pandects pf Justinian, AD 530-533

What wit!

"The best is yet to come!"

Four Seasons ... .

Shrimpdiktackedon just vomits out fumes from the noxious brew his masters feed him at the MAGAt trough of recycled cult garbage.

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Gadzooks, you sure did get skull flocked by the UFO during that blizzard skedaddling out of Truth or Consequences en route to Amarillo.

#2
You appear to be posting from that, uh, facility. You know, the one you've been lying about, where you claimed Talarico was but wasn't.

Another day, another pack of lies from you.

Have they yet identified the cognitive challenges with which you're failing to successfully deal?

"You should let me wet my beak a little. I hear you and your friends cleared $600 each. Give me $200 each, for your own protection. And I'll forget the insult... Tell your friends I don't want a lot. Just enough to wet my beak. Don't be afraid to tell them."
Don Fanucci
The Godfather Part II

Lawsuits? Why, yessir.
Somer and Egger explain:

And here is where the Talarico story turns from farce and schadenfreude to something even more serious. HIPAA, the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, does govern what hospitals and medical centers can and can't disclose about their patients' medical information. But it has penalties for individuals who try to get their hands improperly on that information, too.

Under the law, a person who "obtains individually identifiable health information relating to an individual" can be fined and jailed"and fined more heavily and jailed for longer if the offense is "committed under false pretenses." The worst penalties go to those who get such information "for commercial advantage, personal gain, or malicious harm": such offenders can be fined as much as $250,000 and imprisoned for up to ten years.

"I could say the stupidest things, and you'd clap"

He feeds his Pavlovian MAGAts their pablum and they - dumber than dodos - respond on cue.

Trained seals on the old Ringling and Clyde Beatty circuses displayed far more free will.

Re Shrimbrain's fake Talrico "newsflash" ...

So much losing.

Don't get me wrong, Zed, I'm pretty pro-Neanderthal. Mind you, if my granddaughter shows up with one in tow ... well, I just dunno.

What's irksome is their rock-solid refusal to learn after having been resoundingly duped ... repeatedly.

Pavlov had his dogs, Trump has his Republicans.

There is really no persuasive evidence that should cause a reasonable person to automatically assume your average adult Neanderthal's critical thinking skills were in any way inferior to those of your average MAGA cultist.

Thank goodness the war with Iran is over, done and won. Now Feldmarschall Bone Spurs and Major Imsecuriies can work their special brand of magic on the Houthis.
can have a go at the Houthis.

Part of what she noted was the problem of being deliberately provocative in an incendiary atmosphere. Not the dead "asking for it."

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Not true - shocker!

No, kid, I'm done playing your silly game; this time, look it up and correct yourself.

Meanwhile, the search for Custer's horse proceeds apace.

Here's the memo from Trump:

"Gee, that's too bad. But you really don't need to eat steak eight nights a week. If you can handle the stench, try salmon. Or veal. Or some protected species. But, hey, let's look on the bright side: I've made billions since you voted for me. Funny how there's always a gold lining, isn't it? God bless the United States of America and God bless Me, One & All."

Old Yeller's Nobel Prizes checklist (recovered from beneath a veritable mountain of soggy tissues by Natalie):

Physics - Uncle John was an electrical engineer
Chemistry - Uncle John
Physiology or Medicine - Conditioning surpasses Ali at his - no, my - height
Literature - My signature
Peace - Believe it or I just might kill u
Economic Sciences - As obvious as the nose on the back of your head

How can this be, when Sitzkreig hath decreed the Houthis are merely a mob of khat-chewing teenagers?

What Trump "deserves" is a really good a##kicking on his way to prison.

Harris carried Fitzpatrick's congressional district two years ago.