#30 Der Penis deiner Mutter reichte deinem Vater nicht, um ihn zu befriedigen, also wandte sie sich dir zu, du gefhlloses, hirnloses Menschenkind.

Wie fhlte es sich an, von dem Penis deiner geliebten Mutter penetriert zu werden?

#30 De penis van je moeder was niet genoeg om je vader te bevredigen, dus richtte ze haar aandacht op jou, de onbewuste gladde appelmoes van een mens.

Hoe voelde het om gepenetreerd te worden door de penis van je geliefde moeder?

#30 Cha robh peanas do mhthar gu ler airson d' athair a shsachadh, agus mar sin thionndaidh i a h-aire ort, a dhuine gun mhothachadh, le sgh-ubhal ridh-eanchainn.

Ciamar a bha e a bhith air do tholladh le peanas do mhthar ghrdhaich?

#30 You're still just calling it in.

How would a woman dead for decades now "moan"?

Or is this projection on your part?

A bheil do phiobair cho beag is gu bheil thu a' tionndadh gu bhith a' tmailteachadh bhoireannaich a tha air a bhith marbh airson deicheadan? Nach urrainn dhut smachd a chumail air na sgaoilidhean neo-chomasach a tha a' sruthadh a-mach?

#28 Still a hit-and-a-miss.

Why do you think a woman dead for decades now would be of use to those who run railways?

Oh, do try harder, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#24 Railway workers know how to run a train on a woman who has been dead now for decades?

You're really not trying very hard...

...heck, you're not trying at all.

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"

Flagged Funny by sentinel

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#24 You're trying way too hard, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

If you have to explain it, you've failed.

Next?

Thank you for constantly flagging my comments "Funny"

Flagged Funny by sentinel

It helps the algorithm boost the visibility of said comments, but it also helps to elevate said comments to the "Recently Flagged Comments" section, where the visibility is further enhanced.

Thank you for your kind support, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#2 But always remember, Corky, that to Southerners, the only flour is White Lily

A lily-white ass notwithstanding. :-)

#19 Not sure why you believe that necrophilia is "...'useful,' especially to railway workers."

Is there something you'd like to share with the class, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#19 Translation:

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You're welcome, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#19 Whatever tickles your cl*t, completo idiota preocupasqa penisninpa miniscule tamaonmanta, hinaspan huk trans cambiota qhawarishan chaylla an hina, tukukuypi, puusqa kananpaq..

#14 Still dead after all these years.

Thank you for asking, kumpleto nga buang nga wala makahibalo sang iya sphincter gikan sa isa ka buho sa duta.

#14 Oh, there you are, bangai bermanfaat

#14 Oh, there you are, idjota utli

#12 Oh, there you are, nuttige idioot

#12 That's it?

That's your "retort"?

Did you just call that in?

Or is your fascination with fecal matter clouding what's left of your "intellect"?

Inquiring minds want to know, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

Plus, are your buttons really this

#10 You're admitting that you're human sewage?

It was obvious.

Thanks for the verification from the source.

You're a real personable sengepanne.

And I mean that in all sincerity...

...and love for the season.

#8 Not really sure why you're focused on the human sewage disposal system.

Something from your infancy and a fascination with bowel movements?

Or was it that you were never properly potty trained, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

Not too many other options, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

So, which is it, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#7 My Funny flag was based solely on the very absurdity you highlighted.

Bravo ...

.... and Thank you.

#1 One cannot Newsworthy your post enough to give it the exposure this story conveys... and deserves.

Thank you.

#2 | Posted by nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman | Flag: Yelp! review based on an unverifiable, personal anecdote

#5 Well, m*therf*ck*r, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman!

You "proved" that a picture of the Trump's MRI as a "Rose's Can of Pork Brains with Milk Gravy" isn't really, well, real.

Did you really think that your equally-sarcastic graphic was supposed to impress?

Really, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman?

#8 Condescending men (of course) of color are always assuming that other people of color, who haven't partaken of the strange fruit that people like you seem intent on foisting on America, must be voting against their "best interests."

Yeah.

That's it.

You whitesplasined it real good so that it can be copied/pasted with ease.

BIOYA, nonsentientsmoothbrainedapplesauceofahuman.

#15 Biden got at least 12 Million more votes than all the rest because in 2020, the American citizens who voted did so to overwhelmingly to tell the Trump to BIOHA.

You know, we are constantly reminded by you and your ilk that if Al Gore had won his home state of Tennessee in 2000, the Electoral Votes of Florida would not have mattered.

Okay. If that's the case...

...if Trump had won his home state of New York (in 2016, 2020 and/or 2024), the Electoral Votes of the rest would not have mattered.

And this includes Georgia.

You're welcome, Lob Goblin.