Saturday, August 02, 2025

Trump Revives Presidential Fitness Test

Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon reinstating the national fitness assessment implemented in public schools from 1956 until 2013.

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-- MSNBC (@msnbc.com) Jul 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM

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From the human battery theory maroon.
Lead by example, slobbo, by example.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-01 07:58 AM

President Pool of Fat wants the kids to be fit.

And also to be moral sexually.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-01 08:58 AM

#2

Everyone falls down, only -------- keep kicking those that are down

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-01 04:04 PM

El fatso wants to decide who is physically fit or not?? You can't be serious.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-01 04:07 PM

Objecting to this is just as retarded as when the other partisan asshats objected to Michelle Obama's nutrition program. So, you guys want kids to be fat and unhealthy?

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-08-02 07:31 AM

Everyone falls down, only -------- keep kicking those that are down

#3 | Posted by oneironaut

Trump isn't down yet.

But, you're right. I might enjoy kicking him a few times once he is.

I'll have to stand in a long line.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-02 08:57 AM

Trump's fitness council includes a------------ with cocaine and steroid users.
Are those the examples we want the children of America to follow?

#7 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-02 10:12 AM

Trump wants to make a list of in-shape, underage girls for him and his buddies to rape.

#8 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-08-02 02:08 PM

#8: i.guim.co.uk

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-02 02:16 PM

Objecting to this...
#5 | Posted by sentinel

I have yet to see anyone object to this.

#10 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-08-02 03:34 PM

#5 | Posted by sentinel

Three things, ass face:

1. Nobody is objecting

2. Michele Obama practiced what she preached.

3. You are a moron.

#11 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-08-02 05:23 PM

RIP Irony

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-02 07:01 PM

I have yet to see anyone object to this.

#10 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-08-02 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag

I object to having a registered sex offender on the panel for this.

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-02 07:04 PM

What's the over-under on odds of a trump pardon for LT?

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-02 07:06 PM

LT ???

#15 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-02 07:18 PM

#14

The odds of the Buffoon pardoning LT are between zero and none. State charges.

#16 | Posted by et_al at 2025-08-02 07:24 PM

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