Saturday, August 02, 2025

Trump Revives Presidential Fitness Test

Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon reinstating the national fitness assessment implemented in public schools from 1956 until 2013.

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Trump to revive Presidential Fitness Test www.nbcnews.com/health/healt ...

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-- MSNBC (@msnbc.com) Jul 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM

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From the human battery theory maroon.
Lead by example, slobbo, by example.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-01 07:58 AM

President Pool of Fat wants the kids to be fit.

And also to be moral sexually.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-01 08:58 AM

#2

Everyone falls down, only -------- keep kicking those that are down

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-01 04:04 PM

El fatso wants to decide who is physically fit or not?? You can't be serious.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-01 04:07 PM

Objecting to this is just as retarded as when the other partisan asshats objected to Michelle Obama's nutrition program. So, you guys want kids to be fat and unhealthy?

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-08-02 07:31 AM

Everyone falls down, only -------- keep kicking those that are down

#3 | Posted by oneironaut

Trump isn't down yet.

But, you're right. I might enjoy kicking him a few times once he is.

I'll have to stand in a long line.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-02 08:57 AM

Trump's fitness council includes a------------ with cocaine and steroid users.
Are those the examples we want the children of America to follow?

#7 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-02 10:12 AM

Trump wants to make a list of in-shape, underage girls for him and his buddies to rape.

#8 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-08-02 02:08 PM

#8: i.guim.co.uk

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-02 02:16 PM

Objecting to this...
#5 | Posted by sentinel

I have yet to see anyone object to this.

#10 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-08-02 03:34 PM

#5 | Posted by sentinel

Three things, ass face:

1. Nobody is objecting

2. Michele Obama practiced what she preached.

3. You are a moron.

#11 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-08-02 05:23 PM

RIP Irony

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-02 07:01 PM

I have yet to see anyone object to this.

#10 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-08-02 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag

I object to having a registered sex offender on the panel for this.

#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-02 07:04 PM

What's the over-under on odds of a trump pardon for LT?

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2025-08-02 07:06 PM

LT ???

#15 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-02 07:18 PM

#14

The odds of the Buffoon pardoning LT are between zero and none. State charges.

#16 | Posted by et_al at 2025-08-02 07:24 PM

I object to having a registered sex offender on the panel for this.
#13 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Trump and Lawrence Taylor are really interested in fit teens.

#17 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-03 03:05 AM

m.media-amazon.com

#18 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-03 03:08 AM

Trump should be first up for the test.

#19 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-08-03 09:53 AM

Nothing new, here is sine information for you too assimilate:

"John F. Kennedy's physical fitness initiative was called the President's Council on Physical Fitness. It was initially established in 1956 by President Eisenhower and later revitalized by Kennedy. He emphasized the importance of physical fitness for both youth and adults, launching campaigns and challenges to encourage Americans to be more active."

Guess you libbies/progs are against the dem icon JFK now days...

#20 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-08-03 12:11 PM

Lawrence Taylor, a registered sex offender, had sex with a 16-year-old girl in a hotel room. The girl was a victim of sex trafficking.

Nothing new, just a pedophile, putting another pedophile in charge of teenage children.

I wonder if they both knew the same sex trafficker.

My advice to schools and parents, don't leave your kids alone with Trump or Taylor.

#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-03 12:18 PM

Guess you libbies/progs are against the dem icon JFK now days...

#20 | Posted by MSgt

Nah.

Just pointing out how funny it is for such a tub of lard to be worried about anyone else's physical shape.

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-03 12:52 PM

#22 | Posted by Zed

I'm guessing ol' MSgt is shaped a lot like trump...

#23 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-08-03 12:54 PM

Lewzer gets all his exercise walking from his golf cart to where his caddie dropped the ball for him.

#24 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-08-03 01:04 PM

Trumpys new fitness program is just like JFKs except that Trumpy's new fitness program emphasizes the importance of loyalty only to the President for both youth and adults, launching campaigns and challenges to encourage Americans to only watch Fox News attend more Trump rallies.

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-03 01:12 PM

Stinky won yet another golf tournament. The orange lard barge is an athletic marvel.

www.mediaite.com

#26 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-03 09:20 PM

WTF is a president... any president... from any party or belief system... now or ever... having to proclaim anything...regarding this matter?
Do Americans have self-awareness issues?

The free market is to blame.

My motto for living a healthy life.

Avoid all things that need splashy commercials to sell them.

#27 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-08-04 08:18 AM

Great. Another standardized test for American children to fail and be measurably behind the rest of the developed world.
American Exceptionalism!

#28 | Posted by MBlue at 2025-08-04 12:27 PM

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