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Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Tech billionaire Elon Musk says his Neuralink company has successfully implanted one of its wireless brain chips in a human for the first time.

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Yeah, he's been talking about this for a while now.

But I gotta ask, who would want a brain chip implant for Mr Musk?


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-01-29 11:40 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 6

I wondered why his kid was wandering around the Gold Line Mission station.

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-01-30 12:29 AM | Reply

From a loon like muskhole...no thanks.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-01-30 06:56 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

The same people who wouldn't take a life-saving vaccine because they thought it had a "microchip" in it will line up to get Musk's implant.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2024-01-30 08:36 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

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People I know who refused the vaccine......big gun owners, hard core righties.....I don't see them going for this.

#5 | Posted by eberly at 2024-01-30 08:38 AM | Reply

Mankind is the virus and Elon Musk is the cure!

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-01-30 11:04 AM | Reply

I hear the thing work great! Gives you uncontrollable flatulence, turns muscle into fat and causes you to make lousy investment decisions. Be just like Elmo, with this dime buried in your brain ...

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2024-01-30 12:16 PM | Reply

The same idiots screaming about a chips in vaccines conspiracy are applauding this.

#8 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-01-30 12:43 PM | Reply

lol...uh, none for me thanks...

#9 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-01-30 01:02 PM | Reply

People I know who refused the vaccine......big gun owners, hard core righties.....I don't see them going for this.

#5 | Posted by eberly

They'll take this from musk, since he's a proven Qtard, before they take a vaccine from the respected realm of scientists.

#10 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2024-01-30 01:04 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Just wait until the recall is announced and people get lobotomized.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-01-30 01:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

They'll take this from musk

#10 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY AT 2024-01-30 01:04 PM | FLAG:

They don't even want his cars and they don't pay for Twitter.

You've given him more money than they ever will.

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-01-30 01:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Tech billionaire Elon Musk says his Neuralink company has successfully implanted one of its wireless brain chips in a human for the first time.

Was catturd the first recipient?

#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-01-30 01:39 PM | Reply

They don't even want his cars and they don't pay for Twitter.

You've given him more money than they ever will.

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg

The Qtards are the only ones paying musk for twitter access. Are you saying they're all combined paying less than I paid for one car? Think hard now.

#14 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2024-01-30 02:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Yeahthisisabsurd.

#15 | Posted by Angrydad at 2024-01-30 02:05 PM | Reply

Keep the guy away from my brain.

#16 | Posted by Xzapno_Mapcase at 2024-01-30 02:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#14 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY AT 2024-01-30 02:04 PM | FLAG:

I doubt there's a million qanon followers to begin with, but on an individual basis, yes, you gave more to Musk than any of them ever will, and traded on the stock he used to buy Twitter.

It was so obvious what was going to happen, how could you not see it coming? lol.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-01-30 02:27 PM | Reply

It was so obvious what was going to happen, how could you not see it coming? lol.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg

It was obvious to you that once becoming the richest man in the world by fighting climate change, musk would then turn around and tell everyone to vote for climate change deniers?

Yeah I'm sure you put all your money on that bet nostradamus.

#18 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2024-01-30 02:30 PM | Reply

That was rhetorical, you got suckered by guy telling you that you could fight climate change but instead drastically increased your carbon footprint.

#19 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-01-30 02:49 PM | Reply

Thank sweet baby jesus he didn't start chipping people before the red pill, or half of you would be lab monkeys.

#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-01-30 02:52 PM | Reply

That was rhetorical, you got suckered by guy telling you that you could fight climate change but instead drastically increased your carbon footprint.

#19 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Except I didn't. I drive around fueled by a free nuclear reactor in the sky. While you continue funding exxon, the saudis, the russians, and the GOP.

#21 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2024-01-30 03:15 PM | Reply

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Elon Musk Announces Wireless Brain Chip Implant
Tech billionaire Elon Musk says his Neuralink company has successfully implanted one of its wireless brain chips in a human for the first time.

The PR release and announcements and all the media hoopla have been cleverly phrased and designed to imply that for the first time this kind of operation / implant was ever achieved, and it was done by Musk's Neuralink... while in reality there have been several successful instances of neural brain and "brain+perimeter" BCI chips implanted in research institutions (like Northwell Health) and private companies since at least 2016 (Nathan Copeland), when Musk just launched Neuralink. 6 out of 8 co-founders of Neuralink left the company.

What the PR release actually says is that it was the first time that Neuralink chip was successfully impplanted in human.

www.technologyreview.com - A locked-in man (ALS) has been able to communicate in sentences by thought alone | MIT, March 03, 2022

www.reuters.com - Musk approaches brain chip startup Synchron about deal amid Neuralink delays - August 19, 2022

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Elon Musk has approached brain chip implant developer Synchron Inc about a potential investment as his own company Neuralink plays catch-up in the race to connect the human brain directly to machines...
Musk reached out to Synchron's founder and chief executive, Thomas Oxley, in recent weeks to discuss a potential deal...
Synchron, which is based in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, is ahead of Neuralink in the process to win regulatory clearance for its devices...
Musk has approached Neuralink's competitors in the past. In 2020, he held discussions with brain technology company Paradromics Inc...
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If you can't make it, buy it.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with b***s**t.

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#22 | Posted by CutiePie at 2024-01-30 04:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Thank sweet baby jesus he didn't start chipping people before the red pill, or half of you would be lab monkeys.

#20 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG

Sweet baby Jesus is my favorite Jesus!

Speaking of monkeys ...

Remember when we couldn't fight the big oil companies or we couldn't even complain about being dependent on oil because we were all so dependent on oil that there was no real alternative? I believe that was even the main retort of the smartest rig monkey in the world. That we were all basically hypocrites for going after big oil?

Good times eh?

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-01-30 04:07 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"Speaking of monkeys ..."

Yeah...kid's a smug little -----...75watt bulb.

#24 | Posted by Angrydad at 2024-01-30 04:49 PM | Reply

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with b***s**t.

I created that saying.

Believe me.

-------------- jizzfart.

#25 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-01-30 04:54 PM | Reply

#1 | Posted by LampLighter

Agreed. I mean since wireless anything is oh so secure and this is a Musk product, you would have to be an idiot.

#26 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2024-01-30 05:48 PM | Reply

Just by thnking, huh?

So this is how Trump was able to declassify those documents.

Trump has the implant!!!!

#27 | Posted by brass30 at 2024-01-30 06:46 PM | Reply

Yes, there are real and wonderful medical applications for this technology. And wow, there are some real scary applications of this tech that could turn the human race into tops and bottoms, where the tops who can afford to have implants giving them godlike abilities to remember, and perform, with the help of AI, and the bottoms, unable to afford the tech, becoming useless appendages of a cutthroat capitalist system that is totally transactional.

#28 | Posted by Hughmass at 2024-01-31 06:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

@#28

I agree. This is creepy, when you start thinking of all the possibilities.

#29 | Posted by shane at 2024-01-31 12:19 PM | Reply

#20

Lab monkeys don't know they're lab monkeys. IYKYK.

#30 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-01-31 09:53 PM | Reply

Was catturd the first recipient?

Doesn't the implant require a brain?

#31 | Posted by zarnon at 2024-01-31 10:36 PM | Reply

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