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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Police are responding to reports of an active shooter at a Jewish synagogue and school in Michigan. A driver crashed into Temple Israel in the Detroit suburb of West Bloomfield, local news reported. There is a large police response at the scene and authorities have asked the public to avoid the area. Temple Israel is home to one of the largest Reform Jewish congregations in the US. The Jewish Federation of Detroit ordered all Jewish organisations in the area to lockdown.

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Muslim or MAGAt?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-12 02:27 PM | Reply

I've been to this Synagogue with my Jewish friends.

Armed guards probably took the shooter out. They're not fucking around.

#2 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-12 02:33 PM | Reply

Muslim or MAGAt?

If it's a Muslim, expect them to be dead and the entire Muslim community held responsible.

If it's a MAGAt, expect them to be treated to a cheeseburger and a hero's reception by the MAGA cult.

#3 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-12 02:50 PM | Reply

I don't care the "rationale" behind this. The only thing I care about is neutralizing the threat as quickly as possible. The rest can be sorted out later.

#4 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-12 03:33 PM | Reply

Fuck off imbecile. Thanks for adding zero to the conversation, as usual.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-12 03:36 PM | Reply

if that isn't pot, kettle, moment...

#6 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2026-03-12 03:40 PM | Reply

Lying pos Jeff supports piggy
Piggy incites racists and antisemites
Antisemite attacks synagogue

Truth hurts

#7 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-12 03:52 PM | Reply

Update: The shooter is dead and nobody else was killed or injured. Good news!

#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-12 03:56 PM | Reply

There was a security guard injured but they're Okay now. I believe they were struck by the shooters truck.

#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-12 04:00 PM | Reply

Last century in Brooklyn a private security guard company affiliated with the Nation of Islam was awarded the contract to protect public housing of a predominantly Jewish complex. All of the guards were young, fit, disciplined Fruit of Islam (FOI) karate practitioners who didn't smoke, drink, or use profanity.

When some radical Jews found out these bowtie-wearing gentlemen were FOI, they petitioned Gov Pataki and had the lucrative contract annulled.

Afterwards many of the Jews in this complex kvetched: "Yeah, but that was the safest I ever felt living here with those schwartzers protecting me!"

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#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-12 04:25 PM | Reply

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