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In what feels like a horrible case of deja vu, Donald Trump is once again trying to make everyone believe he deserves to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Trump has long groused about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize and campaigned heavily last year to be a recipient.

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-- St. Louis Post-Dispatch (@stltoday.com) 8:23 PM · Oct 8, 2026

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He'll always have that Epstein Piece Prize.....

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-08 01:25 PM | Reply

Lewzer will bomb Iran on Friday right after he finds out he didn't get it this year either.

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-10-08 02:35 PM | Reply

Bomb Iran (1980)
Vince Vance & The Valiants

www.youtube.com

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-08 02:47 PM | Reply

Pedo 47 enjoys slaughtering little girls almost as much as he enjoys raping them.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-10-08 05:49 PM | Reply

Bomb Iran

The Peace Prize winner announcement is just over six hours away. The planes may be in the air already.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-10-08 10:43 PM | Reply

He's now made the totally brilliant decision to announce to Iran and the world that he isn't going to bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran until after the Midterms.

This is a "a very stable genius" move.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-08 10:54 PM | Reply

he isn't going to bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran until after the Midterms.

No one, especially Iran, believes a word he says.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-10-08 11:01 PM | Reply

It's hard to say. Since Trump seems to realize that the new Democrat controlled House is going to put the thumbscrews on his administration after the midterms, a vengeful Trump might be crazy enough to start inflicting his wrath on anything and everything in sight.

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-10-08 11:53 PM | Reply

Can we also have a moment of silence for the vaporized drug runners?

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-10-09 09:19 AM | Reply

Trump: making the world safer for chaos.

#10 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2026-10-09 09:46 AM | Reply

Trump Suddenly Says He Doesn't Care About the Nobel Peace Prize (January 2026)
newrepublic.com

... Donald Trump would like the world to know that he is absolutely not obsessed in any way with the Nobel Peace Prize that he didn't win.

Speaking with reporters amid a Nobel Prize-fueled social media frenzy Monday evening, the president claimed that he no longer cared about the award.

"I don't care about the Nobel Prize," Trump said, on the tarmac beside Air Force One. ...


#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-09 09:02 PM | Reply

I'm sorely tempted to proffer up EXACTLY what karma Trump "deserves," but seeing how this administration is prone to cravenly charging people for taking pictures of sea shells someone arranged in a manner that greatly displeased our incompetent (incontinent?) CIC, I think I'll keep my "treasonous" thoughts to myself.

#12 | Posted by dutch46 at 2026-10-09 09:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Trump is Claiming he 'deserves' Nobel Peace Prize"

I'd say he deserves it, but only if Hegseth gets his execution by firing squad.

#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-10-09 09:56 PM | Reply

@#9 ... Can we also have a moment of silence for the vaporized drug runners? ...

Murdering innocent people on boats in international waters is a reason why Pres Trump should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

Please explain.

thx.


#14 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-09 10:04 PM | Reply

Anybody left still supporting this POS is an even bigger POS.

#15 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-10-10 06:58 PM | Reply

At this point it is easy to believe he will be removed from office before he completes his term. Age, criminality, falling asleep during important meetings, wacko advisors reeking havoc on Americans, a completely inappropriate relationship with an aide young enough to be his granddaughter, and most importantly, a truly frightening detachment from reality that appears dementia related. Nobody wants him around the levers of power anymore.

#16 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-10-10 11:52 PM | Reply

Please explain.
thx.
#14 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

He's trolling. Looking for attention.

He's not as subtle as BellRinger / BillJohnson.

I'd advise you to not feed the trolls.

#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-11 01:10 AM | Reply

At this point it is easy to believe he will be removed from office before he completes his term

By who?

Seriously.

Let's say democrats win congress. Both chambers. The house and the senate.

They vote to impeach in the house and the senate goes to trail and 2/3s of the senators vote to remove Trump from office.

And Trump says no.

Then what?

#18 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-11 01:14 AM | Reply

Trump seems to realize that the new Democrat controlled House is going to put the thumbscrews on his administration after the midterms,

That's a lot of unhatched chickens you're counting on.

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-10-11 01:16 AM | Reply

What Trump "deserves" is a really good a##kicking on his way to prison.

#20 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-11 05:23 AM | Reply

If there was a Nobel war prize, He would win, If there was a Nobel destroy as much as possible prize, He would win
But peace? Helping another human being? Man has no concept and he would be the last human on earth who should win that prize because he does not believe in peace, He believes in destruction war greed

#21 | Posted by gypsydiane8177 at 2026-10-11 07:56 AM | Reply

Old Yeller's Nobel Prizes checklist (recovered from beneath a veritable mountain of soggy tissues by Natalie):

Physics - Uncle John was an electrical engineer
Chemistry - Uncle John
Physiology or Medicine - Conditioning surpasses Ali at his - no, my - height
Literature - My signature
Peace - Believe it or I just might kill u
Economic Sciences - As obvious as the nose on the back of your head

#22 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-11 08:22 AM | Reply

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