You what's a real joke?

A maga maroon talking about what's "inappropriate".

Really now. Who cares about that crap. America does not have time for Heathcare or child care for hard working Americans struggling to make ends meet.

"It's not possible for us to take care of day care, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things!" -Der Trumpy

The important questions are:

"How that Ballroom and the 250 foot "Arc de Trump" coming along?

And what color will the drapes be?

They'd have to bring another rocket to get rid of the ---- leaking out of his ass.

That's just his "propellant".

His joke was inappropriate.

POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Now do White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's "joke":

"there will be some shots fired tonight"

A comment she made just moments before the alleged attack ...

Womp. Womp.

Yeah it's too easy to track now what with the trail of brown poopy water it leaves behind it in its wake.

Has anyone else seen a thread/the entire Retort silent for over an hour on a Friday evening?

#4 | POSTED BY A_FRIEND

Yeah. I was gonna post a comment on this Friday night.

Then I got high.

Of course people will follow up with whataboutism.

What about Trump said this or that?

That's not the topic.

The President's words matter. A lot.

Yours and mine actually have little to no effect. As do the words of most Citizens without access to the kind of power Trumpy has access to.

So. What Trumpy says (right now..) matters way more than what any citizen says.

"War is a racket. It always has been."

"I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914".

"I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street".

"There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights".

"To hell with war!"

-Major General Smedley Butler, one of America's most decorated Marines

To hell with Whiskey Pete.

Semper Fi

INFOWARS is off the air.

But Alex Jones threatens to "go nuclear"..

From his basement.

Re 14

Or.

WAS THAT THE PLAN?

"I'd imagine there were several more layers of security between that checkpoint and entry to the event space."

You might imagine it but it does not appear so.

Nope. As I understand it the only thing that stopped him was that he tripped and fell. There were more armed men in the room but it appears he would have made to the room everyone was in if he hadn't fallen.

If you've ever been in a war you'd know there is nothing Holy about it.

"Its glory is all moonshine... it is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood"

-William Tecumseh Sherman

Re 18

(Northern California)

Gas was about $4.98 today.

#12 | POSTED BY REDIAL

I'd feel right at home. That's California prices!

When a Spirit Airlines crashes in the forest and no one is aboard does it make a sound?

That translation program you're using to post? Oil it.

#14 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS

Look at him suddenly pretending China's military is weak.

I think he is drinking the oil.

Were you lying, or unaware?

#16 | POSTED BY DANFORTH

It's usually a combo of both from what I can determine.

Fauci was the biggest fascist tyrant the country has ever seen

#29 | POSTED BY THEBULL

Maybe someday someone will tell you what those words mean.

It's pretty foolish to make jokes on a television program about killing the President.
POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Yes it is. When did that happen?

Kimmel joked about Melania being a widow.

There are many ways to die without being assassinated dumass.

Trump is going to die (like all of us) someday and if Melatonin is still alive (and not buried in the golf course) then she will be a widow. Dressed in black. A Black Widow.

"if the President had been assassinated you can be sure Kimmel would be.." doing the Trumpy dance? Like the rest of the world?

Don't tease us like that.

FYI- Trumpy's final thoughts will go something like this..

I looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed hurting my head from things that I said
'Till I finally died which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen that the joke was on me
Oh no that the joke was on me