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Iran Attacks Suspended If Hormuz Strait Opened, Trump Claims
President Donald Trump said he agreed to suspend planned attacks on Iranian infrastructure for two weeks.
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Strait open, or no?[image or embed] -- Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) Apr 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Trump effed this up. Just freaking effed it up. His behavior today has been so insane on so many levels.
The man needs to be medicated, and restrained.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-07 07:42 PM | Reply
Not happening.
#2 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-04-07 07:46 PM | Reply
#2 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT
I suspect this is just a story, a fable, a fabrication Trump has generated to save face.
He may as readily send a B-1 over Iran with a nuke if he wakes up tomorrow in a bad mood.
Our president is insane.
#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-07 07:50 PM | Reply
Not happening. #2 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT I suspect this is just a story, a fable, a fabrication Trump has generated to save face. He may as readily send a B-1 over Iran with a nuke if he wakes up tomorrow in a bad mood. Our president is insane.
#3 | Posted by Zed
My understanding is Iran agreed to SOME travel through the Strait coordinated BY Iran only during the Ceasefire.
Iran is also claiming the US agreed to their ten point plan that included lifting sanctions and uranium enrichment.
If true, this is a war we lost. Iran came out ahead of where they were 2 months ago. They came out ahead of where they were under Obama even.
#4 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-04-07 07:52 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
This appears to be the 10 point doc from a couple of weeks ago. If the Strait doesn't open, it's nothing new.
If it does, you'll note the, "Peace in the Middle-East" part of his post is his ultimate goal. Those Nobels are sure hard to come by these days!
Of course, Peace in the ME is what the AC does in the story, too, so there's that.
#5 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-07 07:53 PM | Reply
- If true, this is a war we lost.
He may be lucky to get the same Obama deal he tore up last time he was in Office.
#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-07 07:55 PM | Reply
WHY does Iran have to open the Strait for a Ceasefire if: 1. We already won the war. 2. We wiped out their Navy, Air Force, Defences, Mine Layers, and we control the air. 3. We can simply escort ships through the Strait.
Oh...because all these things are Trump lies.
And now the Strait is PARTIALLY open with Iranians deciding who goes through AND they have time to resupply internally/with Russia.
#7 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-04-07 08:52 PM | Reply
I love the smell of TACO in the morning...
#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-07 08:55 PM | Reply
Maybe God Blessed a Fool with Wisdom?
I'm just glad there's a pause in the killing.
I hope it holds.
Israel won't like it.
I give it 3 days until it's Go time.
Israel will start up first.
God I hate those Fucks.
#9 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-04-07 09:04 PM | Reply
Happy TACO Tuesday..
#10 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2026-04-07 09:06 PM | Reply
"- If true, this is a war we lost."
Not quite. Because if Trump followed through on his psychopathic, genocidal threats, America would have ceased to exist, because when you lose your own soul, you lose absolutely everything.
#11 | Posted by ExpectingReign at 2026-04-07 09:14 PM | Reply
Sometimes a Trump TACO is the best result we can hope for. Especially after Trump fucked up this entire situation by making threats he never had the political support to follow through on.
#12 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-04-07 09:16 PM | Reply
#12 | Posted by moder8
Except now the Iranians KNOW they won.
So the negotiation will be a nightmare and they will be in a MUCH better position than before the war. We're looking at likely the Strait requiring a toll.
But it's still WAY better than going through with the actual attack. The reprecussions from Iran are terrifying. Oil hitting $200 a barrel would have caused a global recession, possibly depression.
#13 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-04-07 09:19 PM | Reply
It's not really a TACO.
The threat: "I will destroy Iran if they don't open Hormuz"
The "deal": "I won't destroy Iran if they do open Hormuz".
I fail to see the difference?
#14 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-07 09:21 PM | Reply
"No one starts a war--or rather, no one in his sense ought to do so--without first being clear in his mind what he intends to achieve by the war and how he intends to conduct it."
~ Carl Von Clausewitz
#15 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-07 09:31 PM | Reply
They intended regime change. They killed off 3 tiers of leadership. The regime did not change. Primary strategic objective failed.
#16 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-04-07 09:34 PM | Reply
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