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Pastor leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump's giant gold statue at his own golf course

The president himself called into the ceremony to thank the religious leader and guests in attendance

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A towering gold statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at the president's golf course in Doral, Florida, during an emotionally charged ceremony presided over by an Evangelical pastor.

Placed on a pedestal in a clearing of palm trees, the 22foot colossus depicts the president thrusting his fist into the air, echoing his defiant gesture after the attempt on his life in Butler, Pennsylvania.

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"At Wednesday's dedication ceremony, the sculpture was draped in white and blue fabric, resembling a Greek toga. It was encircled by a few dozen guests seated in chairs, as Pastor Mark Burns " a member of Pastors for Trump " spoke at a podium.

"Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment," Burns wrote on social media before emphasizing that the gilded effigy was not a false idol."

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'Member when Pastors were for God, not Pastors for Trump?

Seems like forever.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-08 06:58 PM | Reply

Bill Johnson approves of this blasphemy

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-08 07:25 PM | Reply

It seems eerie how Jesus from 2,000 years ago was able to predict low-bandwidth mean-spirited people would worship someone like Trump, and revel in his golden idols.

Then again, I guess people have always been like that. Jesus was simply noticing it, and saying how bad it is to get conned by them.

And Jesus is just one of the many throughout history who warned us about this kind of leader.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-08 07:36 PM | Reply

JC warned about this kind of leader, and even said the Fallen Church would support him.

www.google.com

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-08 07:56 PM | Reply

Hail to Our Great Leader!

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 08:13 PM | Reply

Trump thinks he's the most powerful person to ever live' (May 1, 2026)
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... Donald Trump has not been coy about his desire to be remembered as the most powerful person to ever live. The 79-year-old president has been privately and publicly musing about his place in history as he serves his final term in the world's most powerful office, a longtime confidant and senior administration officials told The Atlantic.

"He's been talking recently about how he is the most powerful person to ever live," the Trump confidant told The Atlantic. "He wants to be remembered as the one who did things that other people couldn't do, because of his sheer power and force of will." The Atlantics in-depth investigation drew on multiple White House insiders who spoke anonymously to candidly detail their private conversations with the president.
No longer competing with Lincoln or Washington

This internal rhetoric marks a shift in the president's self-perception as he seeks to leave a permanent mark on the global order. Trump no longer views himself as a peer to American icons like George Washington or Abraham Lincoln. Instead, he has allegedly set his sights on the world-historical status occupied by figures such as Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte.

The philosophical framework the president's allies invoke is rooted in the 19th-century German philosopher Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, who argued that history is shaped by rare "world-historical individuals" -- men like Caesar, Alexander and Napoleon -- who redirected the course of civilization through force of will, often in ways that were condemned as norm-breaking in their own time. ...


#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-08 08:17 PM | Reply

Lewzer is becoming a caricature of himself.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-08 08:18 PM | Reply

Then again, I guess people have always been like that. Jesus was simply noticing it, and saying how bad it is to get conned by them.

Human nature is human nature.

That's why the wisdom that can be gleaned from religious texts holds true today as it has for centuries.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2026-05-09 02:14 AM | Reply

"Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf," he said.

Correct, "Pastor." It's actually a yellow-colored depiction of a huge horse's as s.

#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-09 08:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Legal,

"Bill Johnson approves of this blasphemy"

Of course it's a "golden calf".

I don't care what the Pastor says.

It's an idol.

#10 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 04:14 PM | Reply

Legal,

I do not associate Christian ethics to Trump.

I didn't vote for Trump because "he's a Christian"

I've never said if I believe he is or not. I don't know.

#11 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 04:19 PM | Reply

Legal,
"Bill Johnson approves of this blasphemy"
Of course it's a "golden calf".
I don't care what the Pastor says.
It's an idol.
Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 04:14 PM | Reply

Yet you worship him. That makes you an idol worshiper.

#12 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-05-09 04:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Legal,
I do not associate Christian ethics to Trump.
I didn't vote for Trump because "he's a Christian"
I've never said if I believe he is or not. I don't know.

Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 04:19 PM | Reply

Sure you do. You bought a Bible that he was hawking for crying out loud. Geez

#13 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-05-09 04:38 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Laura,

No. I do not worship Trump.

But, I will tell you one thing about many gay men.

A lot of them idol worship the penis.

#14 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 06:36 PM | Reply

#14 And you don't?

#15 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 06:38 PM | Reply

#14 "But, I will tell you one thing about many gay men. A lot of them idol worship the penis."

bj boi displays his/her confusion for all to see, right here on the Retort.

#16 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 06:44 PM | Reply

Fiend,

Self-flagellation has existed in parts of Christianity throughout history, but it's never been my thing.

No snake handling either.

#17 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 06:51 PM | Reply

Fiend,

However, this particular video is fake from a movie.

#18 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 06:54 PM | Reply

#17 "...but it's never been my thing."

Couldn't tell that from your postings here, bj boi.

You are more than willing to flagellate yourself, your "sexuality," and your so-called beard "wife" here for all to see.

You parade that here for all to see.

Just like your willing self-flagellation, for all to see.

As for you actually claiming, "No snake handling either."

No one would ever believe that you ever gave up spilling your seed wherever you found it *ahem* handy.

#19 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 06:57 PM | Reply

#18 Art often resembles real life.

As a so-called "Christian," shouldn't you know that, bi boi?

#20 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 06:58 PM | Reply

Self-flagellation is a Medieval Catholic tradition due to a misreading of Paul, who was speaking symbolically about the relationship of spirit to flesh... as is pretty obvious in the original language.

Pedophile priests in Catholic history since the 11th century are more real; they were under Canon Law, and suffered lighter punishment than local law would have given them.

DJT, of course, would never participate in the former, but we have countless women testifying to the latter.

#21 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 07:03 PM | Reply

Fiend,

"No one would ever believe that you ever gave up spilling your seed wherever you found it ahem handy."

I have self-control and respect for myself.

I'm not perfect, but I've learned to live by my values, instead of my impulses.

When I take my last breath, I'll be able to say I lived according to what I believed.

That is the real me.

#22 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 07:07 PM | Reply

Unintentional self-flagellation, btw, can most readily be seen on these pages in almost any of 1Nut's posts. Just sayin'.

- I lived according to what I believed.

I believe that. The problem is you believe almost anything Guinness World Record Level Liar DJT tells you... which is every other word out of his mouth.

#23 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 07:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#22 "I have self-control and respect for myself."


I have never seen you ever display "...self-control and respect..." for anything beyond your perverted sense of self-importance and your abject rejection of all that made your miserable life livable.

So please spare anyone else your self-righteousness, and instead shove that down the throat of a willing partner - if you can find one.

#24 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 07:16 PM | Reply

Corky,

I'll hold my values up against yours any day of the week.

And my values are nothing like DJT.

And you know it!

Ok...enough fun for one evening.

#25 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 07:17 PM | Reply

#25 "Ok...enough fun for one evening."

Down to the real business, right "billjohnson":

Sweet dreams, bj boi

#26 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 07:21 PM | Reply

Corky,
I'll hold my values up against yours any day of the week.
And my values are nothing like DJT.
And you know it!
Ok...enough fun for one evening.
Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 07:17 PM | Reply

For his faults and all.(Like I don't have faults) At least he didn't vote for a traitor to the United States of America. You can't say the same thing. Just sayin

#27 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2026-05-09 07:34 PM | Reply

Laura,

I believe Trump will go down in history as one of the most significant Presidents America has ever had.

But many liberals became so consumed with hating him, they never stopped, or even tried, to understand why millions of Americans supported him in the first place.

#28 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 07:52 PM | Reply

- And my values are nothing like DJT.

That's good to hear. Be well.

#29 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 07:53 PM | Reply

- one of the most significant Presidents America has ever had.

He's already the cringiest criminal Pres ever.

- why millions of Americans supported him in the first place.

They believed his LIES and 51 percent voted for him... but right now he's at 37 percent 33 percent approval... he only has you and the rest of the Base.

The swing voters are gone, many of them gone for most Republicans.

#30 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 07:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

67 disapproval, 33 approval

#31 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 07:59 PM | Reply

#28 bj boi circa 2026: "I believe Trump will go down in history as one of the most significant Presidents America has ever had."

#28 bj boi circa 1939: "I believe Hitler will go down in history as one of the most significant leaders Germant has ever had."

#32 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 08:00 PM | Reply

"...why millions of Americans supported him in the first place." #28 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-09 07:52 PM

"Supported"?

What a fool you are, bj boi

Throughout the month of October, 2024, the Trump campaign (and associated entities) spent $300,000,000.00 on ads in all 7 swing states during televised NFL and NCAA football games. The topic of all of those ads? Then-CA Attorney General Kamala Harris' 2019 response to a question about a Trump administration dictate on gender-affirming (read: trans) care for federal inmates.

And the amount of money the Harris campaign spent countering those ads in the swing states during NFL and NCAA football games? You know, to point out the truth that she was simply responding to a question about a Trump administration dictate on gender-affirming for federal inmates? To counter the deceptive, the lying-by-omission ads run by Trump & company?

Zero dollars

The efficacy of this strategy was born out election night, 2024, when Steve Kornacki was calling individual counties (starting with Pennsylvania) and highlighting that the Harris/Walz ticket was falling short of votes as opposed to the votes in the 2020 election for the Biden/Harris ticket. His reporting was, in effect, a death by 1,000 cuts for Harris/Walz.

Trump & company knew that all it would take would be the suppression of Biden votes in 2024 by just a point or two for Trump to carry those counties, all 7 swing states and, ultimately, the election. They judged, correctly, that men - men of color and white - would be turned off enough by the "pro-trans" Harris that they voted for Trump, or didn't vote at all.

Either way, mission accomplished.

Nothing there about wondering why millions of Americans either sat out 2024 or voted for Trump.

Nope.

Nothing "wondering" about that whatsoever.

#33 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-05-09 08:08 PM | Reply

HERE's someone who was at this Golden Drumpf Ribbon Cutting:

"Brock Pierce's dark and disturbing friendship with Jeffrey Epstein

Girls (Russian and Ukrainian, to be exact)
A year after Pierce and Epstein met and four years since Epstein's procurement of a minor for prostitution guilty plea, a distinct change occurs in the discussions between the two financiers: women came up a lot, often in disparaging or objectifying terms.

The first time Epstein sent women to Pierce, it included someone who Epstein referred to in later emails as "my little susie" or "sue" and takes place in March 2012, in Los Angeles.

Sue would play a major role in the relationship between Epstein and Pierce later."

protos.com

#34 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 09:38 PM | Reply

Trump will go down in history as one of the most significant Presidents America has ever had.

The warmongering alone will win him that title.

#35 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-09 09:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#35

He may also win the GW Bush Excellent Adventure in War prize, not to mention the Jeffrey Epstein Teen Model Talent Award.

#36 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 10:07 PM | Reply

He may also win the GW Bush Excellent Adventure in War prize

The Ayatollah has a pistol?

#37 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-09 10:23 PM | Reply

A shoe.....

#38 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-09 10:45 PM | Reply

A shoe.....

At least Dubya had reflexes. That thing would have hit Lewzer square in the beak.

#39 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-09 11:00 PM | Reply

"my values are nothing like DJT."

Except every time you defend him.

You recently admitted you'd move goalposts to justify his actions.

#40 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-05-10 01:31 AM | Reply

Dan,

"You recently admitted you'd move goalposts to justify his actions."

Once again, you're attributing statements to me that I never made.

I mean...that doesn't even sound like something I'd say, much less that I ever actually did.

#41 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-10 01:56 AM | Reply

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