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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

There are new claims that the US has the remains of four separate species of alien life reported by Dr. Hal Puthoff, a CIA-funded researcher and former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor.

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Nordics: Bear the most similar resemblance to humans Grays: Believed to be small, massive-eyed, hairless creatures and are the most common Amphibian type: Lizard-like creatures with scales and a long tail, and often walk on two legs Insectoids: Resemble a praying mantis and are bug-like beings. Rarely seen but appear as being "in charge"

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Easier to read:

Nordics: Bear the most similar resemblance to humans
Grays: Believed to be small, massive-eyed, hairless creatures and are the most common
Amphibian type: Lizard-like creatures with scales and a long tail, and often walk on two legs
Insectoids: Resemble a praying mantis and are bug-like beings. Rarely seen but appear as being "in charge"

Sounds like TV cartoon instead of being reported as "news".

#1 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-05-26 04:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Every time I think this isn't rooted in scientific fact, there's Stephen Miller.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-26 06:08 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Every time I think this isn't rooted in scientific fact, there's Stephen Miller.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

It's all folklore. But, damn...Stephen Miller.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-26 07:54 AM | Reply

They're all part of one larger species Epsteinus Distractus.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2026-05-26 08:40 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

1. Real life is weirder than any fiction imaginable, particularly since none of us can agree on what real life, truth, or existence entails -- nor do we know how many things happen to or for us the way it does.

If there are aliens among us, or marrying with us, or controlling us, how would that change anything but our assumptions and perceptions? And what "useful" could be done with that information?

At this point no one could agree that there's anything to be done about it, not that there would be any point in doing whatever that is.

Aliens among us, much less their classification (which isn't news, BillJ) seemed much weirder and threatening when more of the human race was tolerable and tolerant. But with freedoms falling away around the world, especially in the US, we now have more important interests.

It only makes sense there are other life forms in the universe. Why are earth inhabitants so damn self-important that they thing life as they recognize it is the only type of life?

We are surrounded every day by things we cannot see. If we could see radio waves, we'd be going through life in a wild array of colors.

As Doc says, ultimately it's folklore, even if it's real. And again, these days, proof means nothing if you don't want to believe it. Headlines and people's responses to them prove it every day.

A short read: Philip Wylie, The Answer, www.amazon.com

Read "alien" for "angel."

In this ingenious and unforgettable twentieth-century parable, a world on the brink of war is thrown into chaos when angels fall from heaven

Major General Marcus Scott is a seasoned veteran of combat, a loyal American, and a skeptic in a volatile world. But amid the aftermath of a nuclear weapons test in the South Pacific, everything Scott believes--and refuses to believe--will be turned upside down.

In a pool of clear water lies a single casualty of the blast, a beautiful winged being certainly not of this earth. And when a second celestial creature is discovered following a Russian H-bomb test, the military establishments of two major powers are thrown into chaos. Sworn enemies, each pledged to the other's destruction, they must now deal with the unthinkable and the impossible: that the Cold War has transcended the boundaries of the world, reaching into heaven to bring down angels.

A provocative tale as beguiling as it is disturbing, Philip Wylie's
The Answer is a captivating fantasy of the nuclear age. Set at the height of the United States-Soviet arms race, it is a page-turning thriller that taps into the anxieties and paranoia of a bygone era, offering a heartfelt plea for peaceful coexistence while decrying the suicidal insanity of war.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-26 10:42 AM | Reply

Sorry: for "folklore," credit to Zed.

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-26 10:45 AM | Reply

Heliumrat would love this.

#7 | Posted by madbomber at 2026-05-26 10:45 AM | Reply

#6 | POSTED BY DBT2

I'm reading about the Cisco Grove Incident (1964).

The aliens in this story are aggressive, stupid, and cowardly.

It's a very weird story with a very weird ring of truth.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-26 10:51 AM | Reply

When I was about 10 years old, this book fell into my hands. It's never left my mind.

John Fuller, The Interrupted Journey. The story of Betty and Barney Hill.

www.amazon.com

The book recounts the classic and most carefully documented of the many close encounters that have been reported across the world. Driving home from Canada in September 1961, Betty and Barney Hill of Portsmouth, NH, sighted a flying saucer which left them shaken. When they arrived home, Barney found inexplicable scuff marks on his shoes; Betty noticed rows of mysterious circles on their car. They also realised they could not account for almost two hours of their time on the road. After months of psychic distress dating from that night, the Hills sought medical assistance from Dr. Benjamin Simon, a distinguished Boston psychiatrist and neurologist. Under psychotherapy, including time-regression hypnosis, the Hills gave almost identical accounts of what had happened during the lost two hours of their journey. They told of an encounter with intelligent humanoid beings who took them on board an alien spacecraft, questioned them and submitted to physical examination. After 7 months of treatment, the doctor decided that neither of his patients was psychotic, and that both consciously and under hypnosis they told what they believed to be the absolute truth. Here is the complete account of the Hills' story. It includes the actual transcription of the tapes made under hypnosis, as well as the sketches they drew, both in and out of trance, of the spacecraft and the humanoid creatures. Although there have been other accounts of close encounters since their experience, none has been so closely monitored, and none by a scientist of the standing of Dr. Simon. Yet all of them strikingly coincide with the Hills story. Neither Betty nor Barney Hill would state that the experience could not be challenged; on the other hand, the doctor offered no incontrovertible assessment to discredit their testimony. The book is unquestionably one of the most fascinating stories that the author has ever investigated.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-26 10:55 AM | Reply

By the way, many other sightings in Portsmouth, NH, took place during these precise hours.

The book, after much analysis, comes to four possible conclusions, one of which is that the event was a shared hallucination.

Sounds unlikely, but could make for a fun date night with the proper conditions.

#10 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-26 11:10 AM | Reply

"one of which is that the event was a shared hallucination."

Shared hallucinations are a real thing.

Thousands of witnesses at Fatima claimed they saw the sun spin, change colors, and appear to zigzag across the sky or plummet toward the earth.

Of course the sun has never spun and danced and zig zagged across the sky and then crash to earth.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-05-26 11:15 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Claims are just bullshit without evidence, dumbass

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-26 11:16 AM | Reply

Also "races"? Really? The Klan doing UFO research?

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-26 11:24 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

If these aliens exist, then they're already doing their alien things, and thus their existence (or not) is already baked into our reality.

But I can see why it would be a big deal if true.

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-05-26 11:29 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

From what I read, Puthoff's early career in physics was promising, but then he became a high level Scientologist, learned 'remote viewing', and then was completely taken in by Uri Geller.

In general, the crazed right's newest thing appears to be that aliens are actually the Nephilim of the bible... proposed by none other than Zechariah Sitchin decades ago.

www.catholic.com

which includes this:

"One of the individuals who called attention to this was Dr. Michael Heiser (1963-2023), a Protestant scholar of the Old Testament and Semitic languages who critiqued Sitchin's work in a variety of venues, including his provocatively named website SitchinIsWrong.com."

www.sitchiniswrong.com

aka HRat homework.

#15 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-26 12:39 PM | Reply

Remote viewing is a CIA thing.

#16 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-26 01:01 PM | Reply

"While some proponents argued there was a statistically positive hit rate, the scientific community and the CIA concluded the data wasn't reliable enough or actionable enough for real-world intelligence operations.

The project was shut down that same year, and thousands of pages of documents and training manuals were declassified. You can review these official government records in the CIA Reading Room."

www.cia.gov

www.google.com

remote viewing Scientology

https://www.google.com/search?q=remote+viewing+Scientology&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

#17 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-26 01:10 PM | Reply

www.google.com

#18 | Posted by Corky at 2026-05-26 01:10 PM | Reply

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