"Eli, I'm gonna try wasting time with this stupidity to get Americans to somehow hate Iran. Whaddaya think?"

"I don't know, Avi, the Americans can't afford to buy toilet paper and are selling blood to make a shekel. We've really effed up their economy pretty bad. This idiotic story may not be so important to them."

"Well, we gotta try something to distract the dummies in America. Look at the elections! By the way, I won't write about the IDF screwing over Persian Jews in Tehran with the air pollution and black toxic smoke they caused. Boy, imagine Jews being angry with us fellow Jews."

"You said it, Avi. Hey, better stalk and harrass Pumpkinhead on drudge.com a bit. He's getting worse than Coriolanus in exposing us."

"Check. Say, how much longer can we squeeze Islamophobia out of the gullible Americans?"

"Until all of Israel is cleared of Arabs, you dope! Now get busy Avi!"

Inexplicably, America's immediate neighbor to the south -- Mexico -- who will provide universal healthcare for all 131.74 million of her people in 2027 -- has not fighting off a pod-person invasion of their body politic and society like here in the US.

Strange.

Canada, a clearly functioning nation, is doing much better under PM Mark Carney than with the amiable Justin Trudeau (L).

PM Carney recognized the State of Palestine, unlike Trudeau who was intimidated by the filthy Benjamin Netanayahu and Canada's version of AIPAC.

The Canadian Parliament has their version of AIPAC pod-person Jared Moskowitz/Chuck Schumer.

Anthony Housefather (L) represents a well-to-do riding in Montreal and therefore makes money in a safe seat pushing ethnic cleansing on Canadians.

Hi Yodagirl

Good catch!

Markwayne Mullet.

I wonder if this doofus got his wife a sinecure with DHS so that she could fly with him on USG planes and pad her paycheck with our taxpayer dollars?

"USAF Major Jason Watson is not of...the Body and must therefore be absorbed.

Lawgivers, do your duty.

Thus speaks Landru."

"FUNNY"

Canada is what the US could have been: Less than 300 gun homicides a year, universal healthcare, protected natural resources, police oversight.

Lotsa luck to Artemis in her new home.

#5

Confederates or rednecks seem to have first two names, don't they? Robert Ritchie, Michael Bobby, Samuel Teddy, and coincidentally, Randy George.

~snip~

Career Soldiers have favorite Generals -- personal and from history -- and Randy George would be no exception. There are a lot of angry Soldiers and Officers out there today.

And General George was "young" with another major assignment coming his way.

"Pumpkinhead is not an irrational Islamophobe. He is not of...the Body. Pumpkinhead must therefore be absorbed. Thus commands Landru AIPAC."

#9

When you read Charlie Chan mysteries, Earl Derr Biggers' detective uses humor all the time, to wit:

Charlie Chan seriously addressing a reluctant witness: "Confucius say when sparrow find worm in dark, robin will find apple in day."

Nervous witness: "Alright, alright already. I'll tell what ya wanna know."

Charlie Chan's white partner after the interview: "Charlie, what the heck was all that sparrow-worm cock-and-bull?"

Charlie Chan smiling: "Gosh, Frank, I dunno. I made all that up. I just wanted that dummy to think that we're smart. Hey, it worked. Let's go grab a hot dog, I'm starving." [sic]

Another AIPAC pod-person that has infiltrated American society and the US body politic, like an invasive species.

For more information read The Body Snatchers (1955, Jack Finney) or watch any of the three subsequent films.

Montana, the state that keeps on giving, like Texas or Florida.

AIPAC pod-people and Republicans must want Montanans either stupid, sick, or dead.

No other explanation is plausible.

Total population of Montana: ~1,137,233

Jewish population of Montana: ~3,170

.........

"FUNNY"

#3

Oof!

"Following her arrival at the US southern border in late 2024, Artemis Ghasemzadeh was detained and ultimately deported to Panama by the satanic Trumpf junta in early 2025. This experience left her stranded in a foreign environment, turning her into a prominent face for migrant rights advocacy. In July 2025, the Canadian government granted her asylum and found her a new home on Denman Island. Ms. Ghasemzadeh expressed profound relief and gratitude as she begins this new chapter, noting that her long struggle for safety and stability has finally concluded."

**** FDA: Natonwide Recall of Thyroid Medication ****

The FDA informs: "Vitruvias Therapeutics is voluntarily recalling one lot of thyroid tablets because they could potentially be "superpotent." The high potency 30mg tablets could cause hyperthyroidism, or an overactive thyroid. The affected lot (504950) was distributed nationwide to Vitruvias Therapeutics' direct accounts from 31 Jan to 30 Sept 2025. Consuming the recalled tablets could result in "weight loss, heat intolerance, fatigue, nervousness, muscle weakness, hypertension, chest pain, rapid heart rate, or heart rhythm disturbances. The elderly, pregnant women and infants are at the greatest risk."

Operators from the 6th Rangers Regiment of Ukraine's Special Operations Forces (SOF) have taken three Russian service members prisoner and rescued a baby deer they spotted in the bushes during a raid on the Russian positions.

TYPO fixed: "Source: Desperate super-loser bleating cr@p."

AIPAC: An invasive species secretly taking over American society and the US body politic, like the alien pod-people who look just like us in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

"Antisemite!"

Montana is ranked 40th in terms of mental health care for her residents and is rated "F" in terms of gun control regulations.

15 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudi citizens.

In 2016, Saudi Arabia imposed a barbaric blockade on Yemen, causing a man-made famine which drove the Houthis into the arms of Iran.

Muhammad Bin Salman (MBS) ordered the butchery of Saudi journalist-dissident Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul Turkiye on 2 Oct 2018.

Saudi Arabia executed a record 356 convicts by decapitation in 2025.

Saudi Arabia just signed a military pact with Turkiye and nuclear power Pakistan.

Should this non-democratic murderous despoty with no oversight or transparency have access to US nuclear technology?