#228 I'm being called to dinner (oh, damn!).

But I do so appreciate your response... so I'll pull a Douglas MacArthur here ...

I shall return.

#224 Endorsed by Nancy Show me your genitals Mace.

Natch.

#223 Only if this is the mail-in requirement:

#215 Your personal identity?

I always kind of pictured you as someone educated in, say, a public university in Colorado, or perhaps, a private university in the East.

You had a successful career in financial services, perhaps banking, perhaps financial advice.

You've reached an age where you're comfortable in your conservative/Republican credentials, while recognizing the Trump and his abortion of an administration as what they are ...

...while still enjoying engaging in a clever, but self-aware, position.

Is that right?

Or am I just, well ...

***PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE EPSTEIN FILES***

***PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE INFLATION****

***PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CORRUPTION***

***PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DISAPPEARING OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA***

Instead ...

PAY ATTENTION TO THE DEMAND OF ONLY TWO DOLLS AT CHRISTMAS

PAY ATTENTION TO THE WONDERFUL ECONOMY THE TRUMP HAS

PAY ATTENTION TO THE 4,000,287,904 WARS THE TRUMP HAS WON IN JUST TEN MONTHS

BUT, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY ...

FOCUS ON A NOTHINGBURGER THAT HAS TO DO WITH NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENS IN REAL PEOPLES LIVES

THE MAGA CREED

#23 Full disclosure: JoJoFromJerz. :-)

#19 Never fear, CBOB...

...those excesses make wonderful, ready-for-prime-time political ads.

The volume, on the television sets of Americans everywhere, does not need to even be above MUTE on for the message to register, loud and clear.

The visuals speak for themselves.

I welcome these in-kind contributions to the Democratic Party and its candidates.

We focus on affordability, and the Trump (and sycophants like Perry "bell boi" Mason, visitor_, and other assorted smooth-brained, adult applesauces here on the Retort) wallow in the cruelty of disappearing people off the streets of America. Nancy Mace, running for governor of South Carolina, openly admits that she masturbates to videos of people being disappeared off the streets of America.

And they amplify it.

Over and over and over again.

So yes, those excesses make wonderful, ready-for-prime-time political ads... and we should be grateful for the imbeciles like Perry "bell boi" Mason, visitor_, onepigheadedironguy, and ashrimpbutnotscallopsilliteratefool, Major DEI Boaz, among others here, for making the job of Democrats just that much easier.

#5 **WARNING** You are addressing Perry "bell boi" Mason:

He's a dedicated warrior in a court of law.

Unfortunately, he's fighting his own personal Battle of the Hurtgen Forest, thinking he's slaying liberals with his "facts" ...

... in the Court of Public Opinion...

...where his legalese is as valuable as a "Greyback", which was first issued into circulation in April 1861.

That's Perry "bell boi" Mason.

#210 AI: A Drudge denizen's favorite friend.

#209 Flag: Self-delusion ...

... is a symptom of mental illness, most notably delusional disorder, a psychosis where a person holds a fixed, false belief despite evidence to the contrary. Other mental illnesses can also involve self-delusion, though they are often distinguished by other symptoms. Common types of delusions include persecutory, grandiose, and erotomanic beliefs.

#38 - And you still haven't answered my #26, Perry "bell boi" Mason:

The media is reporting that two National Guardsmen have been shot in downtown Washington near the White House.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that multiple US representatives call for Trump envoy Witkoff to be fired after leaked Kremlin call.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that a Hong Kong fire engulfs high-rise housing estate, killing at least 36.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting A judge in Georgia dismissed the last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump on Wednesday.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that ICE detains WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's nephew's mother.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting Trump calls female reporter "ugly" after insulting another as "piggy."

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that 21 states sue Trump admin over changes to immigrants' SNAP eligibility.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that Trump's case against Senator Mark Kelly faces steep hurdles under military law.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media reported that City of Salem offices will be closed on Thursday, November 27 in observation of Thanksgiving.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting that Charlottesville Holiday Market Begins This Saturday, November 29, Featuring 110 Local Vendors.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reporting the Bob Crane Community Center was named Official Training Home for Columbus Fury.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media reported Temporary Road Closures on Thanksgiving Morning for Feaster Five Road.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media is reports on winter weather that impacts Thanksgiving travel in parts of the U.S.

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

The media answers the question about the Iron Bowl 2025 weather forecast: How cold will it be for Alabama-Auburn game?

===> Trustworthy or untrustworthy?

Oh, do tell us, Perry "bell boi" Mason:

Are all of those things untrustworthy?

#38 Ah, there's our very own Perry "bell boi" Mason:

It isn't "enacting a law," you smooth-brained, adult-sized applesauce.

It is attacking a Constitutionally protected class with chants of "fake news" and "enemy of the people" and "fake news source."

No law has to be promulgated for the damage to be done.

Why, just look at the way you're doing your part in working to destroy the freedom of the press.